Susan James

Should have brought the feather duster. Are you sure this isn't a prelude to a golden shower?

No try. Just do.

For who? A midget?

I envy the women who squirt when they cum. It seems my issue is drip dick. Yes, I have a problem with excessive precum. My dick is always dripping that succulent prejizz. Limp or hard it is always leaking as I have ruined more panties and clothes than you can imagine. Seems I am always aroused. Sometimes there is a visible wet spot from my cock. Does anyone else experience this and what do you recommend for this problem?

Since the size of the cock is always a topic of discussion I wonder if any one has a preference for huge erect nipples and large clits? Perky and even puffy nipples protruding from succulent breasts are a treat for sore eyes. Clits when teased and played with stiffen and rise to the occasion and remind me of small erect cock. Oh well.

Hot dam! Back in black and ready to get down. Looking better than good, you're great!

Edges the elves along! You see how big his sack is.

Since Santa only cums once a year you better be ready!

With you in tow!

Fellatio Navidad!

Can one mail you the present? It is quite the heavy load.

My wife loves to have me loaned out to a few of her close girlfriends for weekend trysts. One is married, the other two are dating. They love to have their men serviced over the weekend when they are not in the mood for sex. They enjoy the oral pleasuring while the ladies are free to pursue their own interests or just relax. I am there to help around the house and be at their beck and call. My favorite is going down on the ladies while the men can have a go at anal. No rest for the wicked but who's complaining. Love to be of service and used to please.

Gynecomastia is a common occurrence for men as they age as testosterone drops. All ones needs is a little help to get your breasts to grow and blossom. Obviously estrogen works best but herbal options are also helpful. A testosterone blocker like spironolactone will help those breasts bud and pop. Breast massage and suction from a breast pump help to stimulate growth. Patients is needed as they grow slowly. One might consider consulting a surgeon who specializes in breast augmentation as a fat transfer is a newer option. Don't forget that a diet rich in plants high in phytoestrogens is beneficial. Hope that helps.

My wife truly enjoys the times when she can take things to the next level. She loves to go out on the town with her " girlfriend" to wine and dine. With both of us dressed to the nines as sexy as can be, we love to slip up to the bar and enjoy a cocktail as we eye all the lovely people celebrating a night out. Often she will see a friend and introduce me as one of her clients here on business. When men buy a drink for us she loves to put on a show, sliding her hand up my stockinged thigh to my crotch. A long deep sultry kiss between us will always get another round from one of the boys. Dinner and drinks on ladies night as we dance and flirt are a sight to see. As I drive her home I have one hand on the wheel and the other buried between her thighs feverishly fingering her to orgasm. With her legs spread and pussy bare she is a sight to see when we stop at a red light and treat other drivers to a show.

There are some people who can fit their whole head up their ass!

Like an offshore driller?

Is that 8 inches long or 8 inches diameter? Or better yet both?

What? No tit for tat? Stop blowing him right before he comes, grab him by the ears, and pull his head between your thighs. Tell him to get down to it. Manga manga. No pussy eating, no blow jobs.

What if she starts with beer and moves down the list drinking everything? What do you get then?

Why only 8 inches? Go big or go home.

Short ones, fat ones, straight or bent. Some bigger around than they are long. Some like a baseball bat and some like a pencil. Few like a needle and some like a turtle. You ladies are lucky with the variety of shapes and sizes out there. It is like opening a box of Cracker Jacks every time.

Dick, dick, dick. Any dick is good dick.

They don't call it old leather neck for nothing.

That's what most people say. My wife had a hysterectomy and was prescribed estrogen vaginal cream. Little did we know that it could be transferred by contact. After months of exposure my breasts ached, nipples itched and they got puffy and budded. Her doc said that was due to the cream which might cause breast enlargement. She was given estradiol tablets to use instead. When she mentioned this to her friends they encouraged her to continue down this rabbit hole. They put together a smoothy with what I learned was estradiol, saw palmetto, fenugreek, and spironolactone. She continued the vaginal cream as she enjoyed the lubrication. And the results speak for themselves. She and her friends have the best of both worlds. I have a better understanding of women and what they experience and endure. I have no problem with a female led relationship and my current development. I realize it is not for everyone or even most people.

Hope it doesn't stink! Or I hope he doesn't find that tampon I lost last month.