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I've never written this type of peronal information on a public forum before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my boat so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat that I noticed a small amount of oil leaking from the lower unit in front of the propeller. So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer? a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all? I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out

You wanna talk humidity/weather changes? LOL I grew up in MAINE! Literally, just wait a minute, and the weather will change!! LOL

Do you have an adult film that you go back to again & again? It's your favorite in your collection? Please, let us know what it is, and why you like it. Please put a pic and link to it if you got it here on TT!! Looking forward to the responses!

You are a brave & strong woman, and I hope that things continue to be nothing but positive for you!! Unfortunately, this is NOT a site that gives MEDICAL advise. Since this is a severe physical condition, I would suggest strongly that you speak with your OB/GYN and your proctologist/oncologist to find out what can be done in your certain situation. After everything you have been thru, and I'm sure every sort of invasion possible, you should know that your doctors have heard/seen it all, and will know the very best way for you to become more intimate with your husband again. Trust me, they know that a BIG key for their patients to get well is a support system in place for the patient, including your husband (actually, he'd be #1), and so they will be happy to help you learn how to reconnect with him physically. Best wishes to you! Please let us know what you were told. I would love to hear about it.

Is there anything better than a really yummy smelling, non-sticky, hypoallergenic, rubber, latex, and plastic friendly, glycerin/paraben free, slick-feeling personal lube? I’m doubting it! This lube will be in my list of my top 3's for sure! This water-based lube is all of that AND MORE!! The 6 ingredients are 100% VEGAN FRIENDLY! No animal testing either (which is important to me). This lube is also made in the USA! Also important.Though it doesn’t SAY it’s edible on the 4.2 oz. bottle, this lube is edible as well. You can tell that a lube’s edible when it contains aspartame (and also says *blank blank* flavoring). This company prides itself on being “all-person” friendly, so that every sensitive woman can use their products. They say that it won’t cause UTI’s or yeast infections, since it’s blended to match (or come as close as possible) to a woman’s natural lubricating fluids, & "formulated to last longer than most Hollywood marriages!" LOL The lube is clear, non-staining, and, yes, very slick! So, if you spill it, please clean up quickly to avoid any injuries, or embarrassing explanations. I used this lube for the first time, solo, so I grabbed a new toy, got myself excited, removed the safety seal under the cap on the lube, replaced the cap, & pushed on the cap to get some lube. Be careful, this stuff really IS slick, & though it won't drip out unless you squeeze the bottle, a little does go a long way. I spread it onto my toy, and loved how well it covered, & the light cherry-vanilla scent. Curious, I tasted some from my finger, & yes, it is sweet, with a hint of cherry flavoring, kinda like a cherry lollipop. The lube really held up well. I loved the scent, & slickness of the lube. Directions on the bottle say to reactivate, either reapply, or just add water, but I didn't need to do either. I only played for about 30 min, but the lube lasted that short of time with no trouble. Cleaning up was easy, just some soap & water on myself & my toys, & we all came clean. Plus, I had a nice cherry-ish scent to me too. This is a definite winner in my arsonault of lubes!! I give it a 4 out of 4 Tyger Paw Rating (add in a nice big inhale for the awesome scent too)! Cherry-licious!!!

Athena Waterproof Mini Massager by the Berman Center What sex toy company (oh, excuse me, INTIMATE ACCESSORY company LOL) would be complete without their own version of a pocket rocket? Well, here comes Dr. Laura Berman’s version of this very popular toy, and, going with her “women of power” names, we have the “Athena”. As her other products, this toy comes in it's own relatively discreet box. The picture of the toy is actually on a velcroed shut flap, so it's great to give as a gift, for like a Bridal/batchelorette shower. Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, war, the arts, industry, justice & skill. She was also the favorite child of Zeus. So, naming a toy that works so well & is a favorite to many women, was a fantastic idea! Though, it takes very little skill to use this toy, and, for me, the simplier the toy, the better! This toy is made to stimulate the clitoris, & labia, and that it does with it’s high vibes. Made of purple hard plastic, it’s waterproof, one speed, & comes with 4 TPR caps that go over the head of the toy. You can use it with, or without the caps, for the head also has the infamous 3 metal dots on it for stimulation as well. I love this toy with or without the caps, either way is FINE by me. Since I'm one gal that loves more direct stimulation, I prefer the pointy nubbed caps to the smoother ones. It’s so versatile, compact, and, of course, successful! Easy to use, you just twist it in the middle, to open it, and place the 1 AA battery in from your stockpile. Twist shut, and then twist a bit more to turn it on. One speed is all you need, since it's about a medium high vibe, almost everyone will be satisfied with the strength of this little goddess! Easy to clean, because you can wash it with warm soapy water, and not worry. I would recommend allowing the toy to air dry before placing the battery inside though. Always remember to remove batteries from toys when not in use, to not only keep the toy corrossion-free, but to also keep the strength of your batteries up! Another thing that's great about this toy, that, along with all the other Dr. Berman toys, it comes with its very own pink drawstring pouch to store it in. I love that! After cleaning, and putting in the battery, I snuggled down in bed, with a favorite dildo, lube, &, of course, Athena.I had the cap on her, that had the longer nubs on it, and turned her on.....so she could help turn ME on! Teasing all around my labia, and then my clit, I used my dildo to give me that full feeling I do so love, and soon I was yelling "Gods be praised!" and feeling like MY Mount Olympus had been conquered! I would give this toy 4 Tyger paws (out of 4) up, and a satisfactory tail swishing!!!

You know your in Texas when the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground The best parking place is determind by shade insted of distance You can make Sun Tea instantly You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron The temerature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly You actually burn your hand opening the car door You break out into a sweat outside at 7.30 am Your biggest bicycle wreak is what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death Potatoes cook underground,so all you have to do is pull 1 out add butter,salt and pepper Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep from to keep from boiled eggs. Hot water now comes out of both taps

The Good Grandpa A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved three year old grandson. It's obvious to her that Grandpa has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle and other similar aisles. Meanwhile, Grandpa is working his way around saying in a controlled voice, "Easy Albert, we won't be long .... easy boy." Another outburst and she hears Gramps calmly say, "It's okay Albert just a couple more minutes and we will be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart and Gramps again in a controlled voice says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We will be home in five minutes, stay cool, Albert." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know sir, it's none of my business but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay ...... "Albert is very lucky to have you as his Grandpa." "Thanks lady, said Gramps, but actually I'm Albert ..... the little shits name is Steve."

A Yawn Isn't Always What It Seems jupiterimages By Gabrielle Linzer Yawning during sex? Not to worry. Turns out it may mean that you're in the mood, not ready for some shuteye. What does being turned on and being exhausted have in common? No, it’s not an overwhelming urge to head to the bedroom. Yawning is actually a sign of arousal, according to what neuroscientist and yawning expert Robert Provine, M.D. reported to MSNBC. Most commonly associated with feeling sleepy, yawning results in the stretching of muscles and joints as well as an increased heart rate, which may mean it’s the body's way of preparing for increased activity, especially resting. Provine told MSNBC, "[A yawn] serves a number of functions but a common feature in all is that it is associated with a change of state, a shift, say, from sleep to wakefulness, wakefulness to sleep." This can certainly apply to sex, which is typically more strenuous than preceding foreplay. Though the exact cause of yawning is still fairly mysterious, there are a multitude of possible explanations. You won’t know whether your partner has gotten the urge to yawn because their body is preventing their lungs from collapsing, they’re subconsciously communicating the need for rest or they’re feeling feisty. But if the circumstances are fitting, the latter is a strong possibility. AOL Health What do y'all think of this? I was taught that a yawn doesn't signal being tired, but that the brain just needed more oxygen, and to get it, we yawn (in fact, I just yawned, and I bet you are too!! LOL). So, I guess this would make sense.......

Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..' * * * * * * * * * * *

Yes, I havehad this happen to me. Just takes a few minutes to calm the nerves down a bit. I liken it to when a man cums, and he doesn't want to be touched right after, because the sensation of being touched on the head of his cock is almost painful, cuz it's so sensitive.

Published in 1955, this book has "risque" cartoons & jokes of mostly a sexual nature. I paid about 50 cents for it, and it's in decent (for an over 50 yr old book) condition, and it's a hardcover. I'm trying to see if it's worth anything, maybe an antique in the book world......It's very, very funny! I will hafta copy some of the jokes for the joke forum!! Just goes to show you that you never know what you may find in someone else's junk!!

My hubby's GPS sounds like it's trying to seduce you, and it nags you to take a left or right, our DD keeps saying "WE KNOW" when it repeats itself! LOL

The other points of this post have been really good. Unless he's willing to accept HIS part of responsibility of this, and try and change & compromise, there's not much hope of it changing on its own. This "one testicle" excuse is just that, an EXCUSE! I've eluded to the fact that my hubby had surgery *down there* in previous posts, but this post made me think that telling WHAT SORT of surgery he had is needed. My husband had surgery, as a baby, due to one of his testicles wrapping around the other one, and essentially killing it. He has only ONE testicle. I can assure you, and your husband, his libido is FINE! He has 2, count 'em, 2 kids, and he's as horny as he "should" be! So, I call this excuse BULLSHIT. Don't step in it! When he uses that excuse, point to your child and tell him, if your "hormone levels" were down, that baby probably wouldn't BE HERE! Your husband is grasping at straws as far as trying to give you a reasonable excuse so you will leave him alone. His age, and lack of drive really scare me for you, and for him. If he's 23, and has no sex drive, this is worrysome. At this age, he should at least want to have sex, and not pass it off as "I just ain't feelin' it". If his doctor says that his hormone levels are fine, then this really may be a "mental" issue. He's blocking something for some reason. He was raised in a normal, loving environment, then he really shouldn't have an issue with showing affection, which includes sex with someone he says he loves. Have you asked him if he's always been like this with other women? Do you think he may be nervous about having any more kids, even when you're using birth control? I'm sure he's feeling pressured since he doesn't want sex, and you do, but you're not being unreasonable in expecting sex more than once a month. And him telling you that he could fake it so you will have sex is not only juvenille, but it's insulting to you, as his wife, mother of his child, and lover. Anyway, I'll look forward to reading updates.

This shot is perfect! The B&W adds a touch of class, & gives it a "no time period" feeling. Cuz, let's face it, jeans on men have been popular for a LONG time. Plus, with just the glimpse, you know what you're looking at, but there's still a level of mystery as well. Very nice!! I love it!

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Just when I think I've heard it all! All I can say is....WOW!

What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who will find you!

Menthol cough drops.....trust me!!

OK, please don't take this post as me advocating cheating, because I am NOT. However, all this drama that goes on is really crappy. Here's what I mean: This one couple I know cheats on each other back and forth. The guy does it more. Never has promised his long time GF (whom he's had kids with), that he'd ever be faithful. In fact, he's pretty much said that he's a dog, and won't ever change. Gotta give him kuddos for being honest. The girl stays. Has been with him for about 4 yrs now. Hey, you forgive once, I can see that, but if you stay and your SO keeps doing it, well, you kinda ask for the heartache. I've heard rumors that she's cheated too. Though I have no clue how true it is. Here is my suggestion! If you're going to cheat, don't be a dumbass!!! Go OUTSIDE your circle of friends, cuz people DO & WILL talk, and things will get back around! Wear condoms. Keep your mouth shut, cuz the drama that insues is just INSANE! If you do feel the need to cheat on your SO for a length of time, or repeatedly, break it off with them. The sooner, the better. It may be hard, but really, how hard is it to deal with the aftermath? Much worse, trust me. Everyone gets miserable, rumors are spread, and usually wrong rumors.

Most of the points here were fantastic. I always have a sad issue with Em's posts, and why she feels the way she does, however, she is not the topic of this post. I just wanted to add a couple of things: Maybe the woman is scared to get pregnant again? Maybe she doesn't want any more kids? I know this has been a BIG mood killer for me, especially recently. I'm trying to get out of it, and hopefully, once I go back to work, I can save up what's neccassary to have my tubes tied, cut, burned, plugged and so on! LOL Also, it sounds like she is emotionally withdrawn from him, and is too lazy to stick with a plan to reconnect. I mean, come on!! Who, in their right mind, would turn down an offer to watch the kids for a night so that they could have some fun with their spouse? They may have gone to counselling, but it obviously hasn't taken. A few months doesn't cure all. Again, there is the feeling that she's too lazy to keep up with it. I have a friend as well, that's in this boat. His wife is obese, and has made several plans to get gastric bypass done. They're on state aide, and has been approved. They don't have custody of the kids due to something SHE did, so they don't have the child excuse, and it's been almost 2 yrs, and she keeps putting it off. She can't even get out of bed! He stays, because he made a commitment to her and his family, even though he's lucky to get it once every 5 months. The point of that was that men & women need to follow thru, especially in a marriage! Changing is HARD to do, but you have to stick with it, and continue to practice what you're working on. Falling back into ruts is too easy to do. Again, sounds like she is LAZY. She may love him, but I wonder if it's more of a friendly roommate sort of love. Does she feel that giving him 2 kids is it, she's done her job, been a good wife, and given him kids, so that's it, thank you very much. Door's closed? Sounds like it. The only other thing I will say is, that, though she's been spoken too, and the man's been talking too, you NEVER know what goes on behind closed doors. Many couples put on the "out in public" face, even those that are so out there usually, so, we never can truly know what's said, how things work, or what it's like in their house. There could be hidden resentments there that neither one really want to divulge. I wish them the best of luck......they're gonna need it!!

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild." "Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I." The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded. "Your name came up seven times..."

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise . She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so..' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.' Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

"How Bad Is The Economy ??? . . . I'll tell you how bad the economy is . . . It's so bad that . . " CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico . The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Motel Six won't leave the light on. The Mafia is laying off judges. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.. Great news...the guy who made $50 billion disappear will be investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.