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Glass is the best EVER!! Thanks for the awesome review!! LOVE IT!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!

Dear Penthouse: I’ve always loved doctor shows. I especially love how the nurses seem to be everywhere, doing everything. It always makes me wonder how they’d be at home, with their lovers. And, this DVD, Night Nurses, shot in high definition and in wide screen, really gives you a 90 min. up close & fantasy filling scenes of what some nurses will do for their patients! No need to worry about overly technical plots, or dosing instructions, these nurses have everything you require. In the first patient, he’s suffering from Work Related N.S.A.P. (Never Sees Any Pussy). Treatment? Multiple doses of high potency vagi. And boy! High dosage you get in this scene! 2 nurses at the factory, trying to help out a Mr. T. Gunn, by distracting him by getting it on themselves at first. I mean, that is just selfless! I didn’t see any pain in his face at all! And they have the newest ways of finding out what’s wrong with you. The latest in technology, did you know that you can take a man’s temperature thru his cock? Well, that’s what these nurses seemed to be doing, so they should know how to do it right. Patient J. Val Jean, suffers from Habitual Frequency Of Adult Establishments. Treatment options? Explicit Visual Stimulation Required Nightly. In other words, poor Mr. Jean needs to go to strip clubs, and be teased & titillated by the nurse-clad stripper! He receives a lot of manual stimulation, as well as attention to oral as well. She seems to have a way with several different types of poles, if you know what I mean! She takes GOOD care of her charge though. Next comes M. Camack, who’s diagnosis is Extreme Disorientation. Poor guy. His treatment plan is to have a Full Examination Required With Intense Physical Therapy. I hope his strong, muscular, Italian self is able to withstand that nurse. She really seems to be into her course of treatments. She’s dressed for success too. Thigh highs, uniform, and, of course, her stethoscope. She REALLY knows how to take that man’s temperature! Wow! And he shaved for the procedure too. I thought it was the patient that was suppose to open up and say “AAAHHH”? Well, I didn’t go to medical/nursing school, so I’m probably wrong. Here comes poor A. Hardwood. I wonder what his affliction could be with a name like that. Oh, I see it’s a Painfully Engorged Pubic Region. Huh. Well, the treatment for that is Semen Sample Necessary For Resting. Apply Therapeutic Massage Nightly. Holy! This nurse comes prepared with a procedure tray, “instruments”, & a very assertive attitude! This nurse definitely keeps an eye on what she is doing! And she knows how to get what the doctor ordered, while the patient is on the gurney! M. Banderas gets Erotic Hallucinations. Aw, poor thing. He needs Twice Daily Therapy From A Seminal Specialist. Although, the setting for his treatment is on an exam table, inside what seems to be a church, nurses are called “angles of mercy”, so I guess they go where they are called to “duty”. Thank you, Penthouse, for this fantastic collection of fantasy-based porn. I just have one thing to say: “NURSE!! I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!!” I give this DVD a 2 3/4 Tyger Paws up (out of a possible 4 Tyger Paws up). Just What The Nurse Ordered! February 2009 DVD of the Month

Dear Penthouse: I’ve always loved doctor shows. I especially love how the nurses seem to be everywhere, doing everything. It always makes me wonder how they’d be at home, with their lovers. And, this DVD, Night Nurses, shot in high definition and in wide screen, really gives you a 90 min. up close & fantasy filling scenes of what some nurses will do for their patients! No need to worry about overly technical plots, or dosing instructions, these nurses have everything you require. In the first patient, he’s suffering from Work Related N.S.A.P. (Never Sees Any Pussy). Treatment? Multiple doses of high potency vagi. And boy! High dosage you get in this scene! 2 nurses at the factory, trying to help out a Mr. T. Gunn, by distracting him by getting it on themselves at first. I mean, that is just selfless! I didn’t see any pain in his face at all! And they have the newest ways of finding out what’s wrong with you. The latest in technology, did you know that you can take a man’s temperature thru his cock? Well, that’s what these nurses seemed to be doing, so they should know how to do it right. Patient J. Val Jean, suffers from Habitual Frequency Of Adult Establishments. Treatment options? Explicit Visual Stimulation Required Nightly. In other words, poor Mr. Jean needs to go to strip clubs, and be teased & titillated by the nurse-clad stripper! He receives a lot of manual stimulation, as well as attention to oral as well. She seems to have a way with several different types of poles, if you know what I mean! She takes GOOD care of her charge though. Next comes M. Camack, who’s diagnosis is Extreme Disorientation. Poor guy. His treatment plan is to have a Full Examination Required With Intense Physical Therapy. I hope his strong, muscular, Italian self is able to withstand that nurse. She really seems to be into her course of treatments. She’s dressed for success too. Thigh highs, uniform, and, of course, her stethoscope. She REALLY knows how to take that man’s temperature! Wow! And he shaved for the procedure too. I thought it was the patient that was suppose to open up and say “AAAHHH”? Well, I didn’t go to medical/nursing school, so I’m probably wrong. Here comes poor A. Hardwood. I wonder what his affliction could be with a name like that. Oh, I see it’s a Painfully Engorged Pubic Region. Huh. Well, the treatment for that is Semen Sample Necessary For Resting. Apply Therapeutic Massage Nightly. Holy! This nurse comes prepared with a procedure tray, “instruments”, & a very assertive attitude! This nurse definitely keeps an eye on what she is doing! And she knows how to get what the doctor ordered, while the patient is on the gurney! M. Banderas gets Erotic Hallucinations. Aw, poor thing. He needs Twice Daily Therapy From A Seminal Specialist. Although, the setting for his treatment is on an exam table, inside what seems to be a church, nurses are called “angles of mercy”, so I guess they go where they are called to “duty”. Thank you, Penthouse, for this fantastic collection of fantasy-based porn. I just have one thing to say: “NURSE!! I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!!” I give this DVD a 2 3/4 Tyger Paws up (out of a possible 4 Tyger Paws up). Just What The Nurse Ordered! February 2009 DVD of the Month

I had a pretty good day yesterday. Went into Houston, no accidents. LOL Went to Barnes & Noble, found the book I wanted (book on rocks minerals, to help label stone beads when I make my jewelry). Went to Micheal's, found the spacer beads I needed. Went to lunch, dropped Mom off at the airport. That's when it began.....the headache. I get home, poor DD (who went with me), has had a cold for going on over a week now. She fell asleep on the way into Houston, and dozed on the way home. I'm gettting a headache, and she is sick. I get home, relax, and take some Excedrine, to try and get rid of it. Didn't really touch it. It was a "You're Exhausted" headache. I got home at around 3 pm, to late to nap for me. Bedtime for DD arrives, and after she's all settled, I get on the chair and read (with plenty of light). Gotta finish the 2nd book in the Twilight series (which I did). Went to sleep around 9:45pm, REALLY early for me. That's when it all starts...around midnight, hubby gets hungry, makes himself a snack (bacon and eggs), smokes up the house. Nice. Around 2 am, some cats outside start fighting. Meanwhile, the dogs in the neighborhood go barking, to try and encourage "fight fight fight!" LOL. While this is going on, my cat, Mulan, keeps moving with me, everytime I roll over, she moves, then gets back on me. It's uncomfortable. Next comes the dogs grooming, scratching, slurping, chewing......did I mention they're ON THE BED while they're doing this? At least I realized I got rid of my headache this morning.... So, yes, I am grumpy today. Thanks for reading....

I too, think it's insane! I mean, I know it takes quite a bit of $$ to develop these drugs, however, don't drug companies usually consider that, and get grants for development anyway? I doubt it costs that to produce the drug, and the markup isn't at all necassary, IMHO. Do they honestly think that people that get some serious diseases, or the ones that aren't so common, can afford to pay for these meds, since it's an uncommon disease? I mean, really! This is NO WHERE near your cost, but, when my DD had her first sistitus infection, and refused to take the pill crushed up, her pediatrician prescribed the liquid. He didn't do that first cuz the pills were about $5 for an Rx, the liquid, almost $90!!! We didn't have insurance at the time, and he knew that, so he was trying to help. Anyway, I don't see how it's costing them an extra $85 to make it into a liquid form........ridiculous!!

Thanks for the great review, and the comparisons. I may hafta try this one! I love me a good massage!!!

Irish Blonde at the Casino A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES, YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are honest. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are men.

Thanks Mik. As always, well said!

Hopefully it's plural!!

I hate it when there are words that are spelled wrong. Mostly though, the irritation is directed towards myself. I can't change how some people have been typing/spelling for YEARS (for whatever reason, including learning disabilities), I can, however, try and better myself, and how I come across to people online & on paper. I've even gone so far as to go back to OLD posts & fixed a word or 2! LOL Although, I will say that I have been blessed, having a family full of teachers (Mom is a retired English teacher.....thank you for your condolences! LOL) to help educate me, and growing up in an area/time that assures that the kids are understanding/comprehending what they're being taught, and not rushed thru, just to make statistics/No Child Left Behind Act look like it's really working. The area I live in is a poor area. Many people have either quit or had to stop going to school due to no money, or needing jobs, and yes there are those that just stopped caring. There's a local message board that I belong to, that have many such members, that spell at a 3rd grade level. But, I understand that many people haven't had what I have, or the opportunities that I have had. But, I am way beyond perfect, and will continue to make mistakes, as we all will. I'm also infamous for mixing letters up when I type. Fingers go faster than the minds sometimes. LMAO That said, Aiden DID come across rather harshly in her first post, and it was unclear WHERE she was ranting about, however she DID clarify that she meant another board/blogging area, and not this one. This IS a Rant & Rave forum, so let's try to keep in the spirit of things, please.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America: Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Virginians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN .' 3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' (Loved this one!) 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

Here is this gorgeous purple vibe (2 color options), with jewels on it. Yes, us women really LOVE da BLING!! And this 6”, waterproof vibe doesn’t disappoint! You have different colored diamondesque jewels on it, in a couple of different shapes, in almost floral patterns. It screams GIRLY! It has those jewels on it, and you may be thinking, “Wouldn’t they cut me or catch on my very very sensitive girlie parts?” Nope! The vibe is encased in a clear acrylic covering, so the vibe is very smooooooth & sleek. And nothing makes THIS girlie scream more than a really strong vibe, which, thanks to 2 AA batteries (not incl.) it has. The base unscrews to put the batteries in, then the dial on the bottom of the base is the dial, and vibes go up from low to HIGH! Unfortunately, I didn’t get to enjoy those vibes, because, due to the strength & design of the vibe, this purple BLINGer was a purple REVERBERATOR! This thing was SUPER LOUD!!!! You can tell that the bullet that powers the vibes is at the tip of the toy, cuz it rattled at the tip like there was NO tomorrow. It was like a phallic jackhammer! Closed doors, walls, & separate floors probably wouldn’t be enough to cover the sound of this vibe. Up ‘til now, I haven’t come across any vibrators that have been “too loud” for me, but this one most definitely is. I found it very distracting, personally. I tried everything to see if I could get the rattling to stop, holding it tight, putting a slip of paper inside to try and pad the batteries, put it underwater. Underwater did mute it a bit, but I could still hear it pretty well. Sorry this review was short and not-so-sweet, but I couldn’t risk knocking my fillings out! So, this vibe will adorn a "Ooooo purdy" status amoungst my collection, but sadly, that's it. Try it here

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OMG!! The lady having a cigarette while worrying about the noise of jack hammers to her unborn baby just killed me!!!! Thanks for the laugh! Some of those were HILARIOUS!!!!

Makes total sense to me too. Thanks for the interesting read!!

Been really nice here. Low-mid 70's, breezy, yet overcast most days. I've had the windows open airing the place out!! It's sooooo nice!!

Yes, yes I would. Though I have many faults, and I KNOW I am hard to live with, I'm funny, fun, and I'm GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT in bed!!!

No, this doesn't "take away" from the good times you have together, but, in all honesty, I believe you're expecting a bit too much. This could be a partial "rebound" relationship. Most people go thru something like this when you break up with someone that you've been with for a while. You almost "super-impose" past feelings onto the new person. The new person is the sign of all that's new, possible, and usually put on a really high pedestal that many fall from. Just please be careful. Have fun, but don't expect too much.

I should be outside in this gorgeous weather, but DD is sick, and at home, and if I go outside, she will want to too. So, I should now be uploading pictures and getting them burned to a CD and up on my MySpace.......doing laundry, and so on. Already did the dishes though. LOL

If they have the income to do so, then purchasing property is actually a smart idea. Property values usually go up, even though most of the country's in a slump. It's actually a smart investment in the longrun. Hey, if you can do that, then more power to ya! We don't have a car payment, and a small mortgage. I am looking for part-time work too. I don't really "need" too, but the extra income would be helpful, that's for sure!

Say that 3 times fast: "Sexy Accessory".........can ya do it???

R. Lee Emery At His Best! For those of you who have not participated in, or have been on the receiving end of motivational speakers from the military, I present the linguistic skills of one Marine Gunnery Sergeant of considerable fame, who incidentally has walked the walk. For the few of you, who don't know of him, R. Lee Emery is the host of The History Channel's "Mail Call," and played the Drill Instructor in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read...... So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.Lee Emery at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion was the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as the first reporter asks about how this potent ial war crime will affect our image in the world: Emery: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?" Reporter 1: "Well I think...." Emery: "THINK, FANCY BOY?! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!! NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT." Reporter 2: Don't you think the world's opinion of our operations is important? Emery: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH, THE MANY DAYS I'VE HAD TO WEEP BECAUSE SOME SHIT EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD AT US BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FOR-SAKEN SHIT HOLE HE LIVES IN AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT, YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE'LL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE, AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! Emery: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT'S HIDEOUS!" Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by. ." Emery: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!! WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB-NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES WHO WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS, AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!" Reporter 3: "I ..." Emery: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE-CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON THE LACES!!!!" Marine DI's have a language all their own. God bless 'em all! SEMPER FI

The believed amount is suppose to be $533.82, or something like that. Got this in an e-mail, and thought it was a RIOT!!! U_know_u__v_pissed_off_a_rocket_scientist_believed_amount_533.82.bmp

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past weekend: To: John Hinckley From: John McCain My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man. Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know