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Cleaning toys is relatively easy. Jelly toys shouldn't be sterilized, because that entails boiling, which can, in fact, melt the jelly. Antibacterial soap & warm is best. Most jelly toys are relatively smooth, but some can have bubbles, small or larger, that happen in their creation, therefore looking similar to "pores". Again, so long as you wash them with warm soapy water, rub them vigorously, they should be fine. I would steer clear from using rubbing alchohol, since some materials can dry out quickly, and crack, rendering the toy useless. Yes, it will sterilize it, but again, soap and water is best. Household chemicals can also dry and crack them, as well as bleach. I would also steer clear from putting them in the dishwasher (hey, some people do this with some toys), since the heat, and detergants of dishwashers are intense. (Safe materials for the dishwasher are glass and most silicone toys.) Make sure to rinse the soap off very well, so you won't get a filmy residue left on them. I allow mine to air dry as much as possible. Also, if your toy has batteries in it, remove them before washing, and allow to fully dry before reinserting them. As far as the condoms. Well, some people prefer not to wash the toys all the time, therefore, they put a condom over the toy, so clean up is as easy as slipping off the condom and throwing it away. Though, condom usage is not required. Best wishes!

I like merichino cherries too.......*places one on each nipple* LOOK!! I'm just needing some chocolate syrup, and I'd be a sundae!!

This is my American Quarter horse, "I'm a Wrangler 2". Wrangler for short.

AW!!! What a cutie!!

M-I-C-....boobies!!! LMAO

Maine hasn't had that much snow in years!! And, you do know that I am laughing at you, and I can cuz I'm at a safe distance away from you!! (2500 miles is a safe distance).

LMFAO!!!!

Look for harnesses that are adjustable. Most harnesses, unfortunately, only accomodate up to about a size 12, maybe 14 if you're lucky. Try googling it. I'm sure there are places out there that make larger harnesses for those of us with generous hips!

What may be happening, is that your friend is probably right, but not for what you are thinking. You may have "choked your chicken too much". Meaning that you're used to a certain pressure around your cock, and built up a preference for that pressure. Usually, men grip their cocks rather firmly when masturbating. More pressure than a woman's vagina, and mouth can give. Do you engage in anal sex? You may be able to ejaculate that way, since the anus is definitely more tighter than a vagina/mouth. My recommendation is to stop masturbating for a while. Get your cock "lonely for attention", and wait and see. If you can ejaculate & urinate without pain, and don't have any noticable lumps, and pass your physicals (which probably include colonoscapies), well, I'm no medical expert by any means, but I would say your cock's under too much "pressure".

I agree with iha here. This sounds a lot like I was when I was a teenager. I didn't go past what I didn't feel comfortable with. It sounds like you probably just aren't ready, and if not, that's fine too. You have a lot going on right now, so concentrate on you. If a guy gets spooked or turned off cuz you won't have sex with them, and they run for the hills, then he wasn't worth it to begin with. There's nothing wrong with you if you don't feel comfortable with having sex. Having sex, especially for the first time, can be worrisome, and it is a big responsibility too. At least you have the sense to realize that you aren't ready, and do just go do it to be "in". Proud of you for that! Be true to yourself, and how you feel. You will KNOW when you find the right guy, and the right time comes along. My mom never had The Talk with me either, and though I lost my virginity at 16, I was fully prepared, ready for it, and with the guy that I wanted to do it with. It all fell into place, and I was responsible for my actions, and was also responsible protection-wise(using condoms) too.

I saw this on the USS Texas this last fall. A great place to go, BTW, if you're ever in the Channelview area (East TX). And, across the street is the Texas Memorial obelisk. Very cool. The legend of The Yellow Rose of Texas happened there....I digress (I LOVE history). I got a real big kick out of this display area. If you "read" the display, there is a religious with a statue of Jesus, and the ship's Bible (which I didn't put in this pic, cuz at the angel I was able to take the pic, with the Jesus, you can't clearly see the rest of the items), then you have the horn, then the "girlie" drum, and last, the baseball.....so if you "read" it backwards, to me, this is saying that the ship's life is: Oh Gawd! I'm horny. I'm gonna bang on your drum... HOME RUN!!! Or, if read left to right: I got a home run!! I banged her drum, cuz I was horny, oh gawd....too many seamen!" (No disrespect intended.)

GReat review!

I guess you could say that this flower sorta resembles some female genitalia.......either way, I thought it was pretty, even if it's blooming 3 mos too late.

I can roll my tongue when I growl too.................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Please put the picture of the item, and the link to the item on your reviews, including this one. I hope your foot's feeling better soon!

Points to the cleft inbetween her breasts...... "Salt's right here..."

Silicone lubes are best with anal play, so long as you're not using silicone toys. The silicone lubes stay slicker, longer. He needs to understand, that, even if you ARE excited by anal play, the anus doesn't self-lubricate when you're sexually excited, like your vagina does. Make sure he understands that lubrication is extremely important when engaging in anal sex. Saliva (spitting) doesn't count, cuz saliva dries stuff out. And water-based lubes are OK, if that's all you have, but they do dry out eventually. And if you don't use enough, then, well, you're back to your same problem....dryness. I hope that helped a bit.

The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe. For now.

This beautifully boxed gift set comes with lots of goodies!! I was happily surprised to how good the quality the items were too! It comes with: Very Berry Warming Massage Oil. I found the scent to be what the name is: very berry. It tasted pretty good, but, even after licking it off on various parts of our bodies, it left a slightly sticky residue. It’s clear, but I’m not sure whether or not it would stain anything. And yes, it does warm when blown on. Cocoalicious Chocolate Body Paint: This reminded me of chocolate syrup you can make chocolate milk with, or top on a sundae; same consistency, & about the same flavor. It was YUMMY! Brush: To apply said Body Paint 2 REAL GLASS Champagne Flutes: Clear, & regular sized. Scented Silk Rose Petals: I didn’t really smell any particular scent to them though. There were “air holes” in the bag, so the bag didn’t retain the scent. The petals are really shiny, and a deep red too. I liked those. A lot of “fake” rose petals I’ve received come in pink. I love the darker shade. These aren’t cut the greatest, but, you get the idea of a feminine touch when scattered all over the bed, floor, or wherever you sprinkle them. 4 Mood Setting Tealights: Also red in color, but no, I don’t smell a particular scent, other than wax. They’re in thick, clear, plastic cups, so you won’t have to worry about finding something to put them in. I loved this set!! Good for anniversaries, Valentine’s, birthdays, Christmas, a romantic evening with your special someone, or a wedding gift, this set will not disappoint!! Some enchanted evening.

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Thank you Hannibal!!

Savana’s Secret Sex Society Vivid Entertainment brings you another 4 hour compilation of one of their most popular adult actresses, Savana Samson. PLUS you get a bonus 90 min. DVD as well! 2 for the price of one! Gotta love bonuses! First, the main feature: You have scenes from previous films such as: The Fetish Underground, Big Blow Out, Adore, I Love This Business, Portrait of Sunrise, Where the Girls Aren’t 16, Girl of My Dreams, and several more. 21 scenes in all, but there are several repeats of what movies they’re from. Between 4-6 scenes in, you get a “commercial break” for some adult phone sex company! The first time it happened, I was 6 scenes into the DVD, (less than an hour) and I was like “well, they did a misprint on the box”. But, lo, and behold, I was wrong, and another scene intro popped up, and you really do get 4 hours of Savana getting down to business! The stars that help Savana get off include: Briana Banks, Taya, Katsumi, TJ Hart, Tony Tedeshi, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone, and many more! You have a variety of scenes ranging from 3-somes, Female 3-somes, Couples, Fetish, Madame/Slaves, and Voyeurism. So there's something for everyone here! One scene was kind of dull, because they looked like they kept looking for the director, asking if was OK, and getting directions, like a practice scene. Some of the other scenes were older, and therefore, the quality of them wasn’t the greatest. One of my favorite scenes was from the film Room For Rent, where they get at it outdoors, and have a peeping Tom-ette! I love sex outdoors, so I loved that scene. You even get to see a scene from Bare Stage where Evan Stone, famous for his really long hair, complete with head flips, has SHORT hair! Talk about early stuff! This DVD only had Scene Selection, Photo Gallery, & More Previews for the bonus material. But, as mentioned before, there IS the 90 min. bonus DVD included…”The Lie”, starring Kobe Tai, Maya, Leanna Heart, Mark Davis, & Vince Voyeur. There are 8 lengthy tantalizing scenes of this fairly followed plotted film. Kobe’s married to John, some sort of businessman that likes his Dom more than the office and wife. Everyone at the office covers for him, but Kobe seduces her way into finding out what exactly is going down, or should I say, who’s going down, and that would be her husband. Talk about a sexy take-over! Don’t mess with Kobe, she’ll take you down, and find someone else to go down on her, no questions asked! This bonus DVD is definitely a must-see! I dare say I preferred the bonus DVD to the main feature! March 2008 DVD of the Month 2 for the price of 1

Savana’s Secret Sex Society Vivid Entertainment brings you another 4 hour compilation of one of their most popular adult actresses, Savana Samson. PLUS you get a bonus 90 min. DVD as well! 2 for the price of one! Gotta love bonuses! First, the main feature: You have scenes from previous films such as: The Fetish Underground, Big Blow Out, Adore, I Love This Business, Portrait of Sunrise, Where the Girls Aren’t 16, Girl of My Dreams, and several more. 21 scenes in all, but there are several repeats of what movies they’re from. Between 4-6 scenes in, you get a “commercial break” for some adult phone sex company! The first time it happened, I was 6 scenes into the DVD, (less than an hour) and I was like “well, they did a misprint on the box”. But, lo, and behold, I was wrong, and another scene intro popped up, and you really do get 4 hours of Savana getting down to business! The stars that help Savana get off include: Briana Banks, Taya, Katsumi, TJ Hart, Tony Tedeshi, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone, and many more! You have a variety of scenes ranging from 3-somes, Female 3-somes, Couples, Fetish, Madame/Slaves, and Voyeurism. So there's something for everyone here! One scene was kind of dull, because they looked like they kept looking for the director, asking if was OK, and getting directions, like a practice scene. Some of the other scenes were older, and therefore, the quality of them wasn’t the greatest. One of my favorite scenes was from the film Room For Rent, where they get at it outdoors, and have a peeping Tom-ette! I love sex outdoors, so I loved that scene. You even get to see a scene from Bare Stage where Evan Stone, famous for his really long hair, complete with head flips, has SHORT hair! Talk about early stuff! This DVD only had Scene Selection, Photo Gallery, & More Previews for the bonus material. But, as mentioned before, there IS the 90 min. bonus DVD included…”The Lie”, starring Kobe Tai, Maya, Leanna Heart, Mark Davis, & Vince Voyeur. There are 8 lengthy tantalizing scenes of this fairly followed plotted film. Kobe’s married to John, some sort of businessman that likes his Dom more than the office and wife. Everyone at the office covers for him, but Kobe seduces her way into finding out what exactly is going down, or should I say, who’s going down, and that would be her husband. Talk about a sexy take-over! Don’t mess with Kobe, she’ll take you down, and find someone else to go down on her, no questions asked! This bonus DVD is definitely a must-see! I dare say I preferred the bonus DVD to the main feature! March 2008 DVD of the Month 2 for the price of 1

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OK, please let me weigh in on the whole "lube/numbing" issue. I think Froggy was saying "No" to the numbing part, but NOT to the lubing up part. Of COURSE you need lube for anal sex. A good quality lube too. As the posted clips of an article point out, the anus doesn't self-lubricate when you're sexually excited. I personally don't like the idea of a numbing lube though, especially for new-to-anal-sex people, just because, if it's numb, and something tears, or hurts, you won't know about it until later. Pain is the way your body tells you to slow down before something serious happens. A numbing lube really gives you a false sense of security. I think that those are products to try and give you a feeling of safety, when it can do more harm than good. Again, this is just MY opinion though. For some people, anal sex can be scary, since that hole is much smaller, and not made to accomodate something going UP in there. It's something that takes trust, time, lots and lots of lube, and, for the reciever to relax, but still feel free to let their lover know what's feeling good, and what needs to be done/changed.