Mel22

Ok so we are currently living at his parents because his mom isn't doing so well and it just helps everyone all the way around. I'm a stay at home mom for the time being so I'm usually here with his parents all day besides when they go to lunch or w.e. His mom has dementia and one of the things that goes with it is sleep so when they come back from lunch she usually crashes on the couch for a while so the house is dead silent besides the baby learning her voice and screaming lmao granted we're upstairs and they're downstairs but she's loud sometimes lol anyhow I decide I'm going to transfer my toys into a lockbox and I mean come on ain't nobody doing that and not digging in at some point lol so after about 5 or 6 toys I'm feeling great!! So I take said toys to the bathroom to clean them up to put away and the glam squad set has those sleeves and they're a pain in the ass to take off so I finally get the sleeve off and in the process I hit the button long enough to turn the bullet on and all at the same time I dropped the shit in the sink and it WENT DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!!!! Now when I tell you I've never been so strong in my entire life it's sooooo loud I wana die the house is dead silent like it'd put a library to frickin shame!! My bullet is in the pipes going weeeeeeeeee louder than an atomic bomb!! I ripped the catch ( U part of the sink pipe) off from under the sink so fast!! TO NO AVAIL!! This mfer goes weeeeee all the way to the damn sewer!! I'm so shitty!! Lol such a crap situation!! Parents never said anything I can't look them in the eye anymore tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bought some lingerie and have a whole chest of toys!! He's at work right now so I'm doing a little pregaming right nobdujwldifvskwhrbekduhendlg My bad that happened a little faster than I anticipated!! Whew!!

I prefer cut but the best sex I've ever had to date he was uncut!! Fml I get goosebumps thinking about it! He was a total douche tho so that sucked lol idc how good ur dick is if ur a POS or have a shit personality then it's just flat out not going to work!!

Thanks darlin!! 😘😘

Amen sista!!

Oh snap not everyone gets off multiple times EVERY time?!?! Damn apparently I don't know as much about sex than I thought lol I've noticed as I've gotten older tho that I'd rather do it myself call me selfish but sometimes I think I'd be better off alone with my charger cords/batteries and my toy bag lol they do what I want how I want when I want and they don't complain or make any messes lol I'm a squirter I make enough of a mess by myself 😜😜

My favorite type is a clitoral stimulator! 1. It's focused and can heat things up pretty quickly 2. Most of them are portable so u can use it anywhere I used to love a good old fashioned jelly dilly but now that I'm a tad bit older and have less time I'd rather have something that vibrates and takes less work and gives more pleasure lol

Eerrrrrrr (screeching brakes sound) uhhhh what now?! How long have y'all been together?! Who is he?! Do you know him?! Like do y'all all hang out together or is it just "her" friend?! Was it a drunk crash on the couch kind of thing or like "oh hey I'm spending the night at Frank's see ya later!" Kind of thing?! I am in no way saying men and women can't be just friends or even that they can't spend the night together and it not be anything but I feel like we're a bit old to be not coming home to our significant other/family at nite.... and before anyone tries to lynch me I am not saying she did anything wrong or that there's anything wrong with anyone's personal preferences in these areas also please don't freak out and assume I'm telling u she did something I'd hate to cause issues for yall for no reason

Hello!! Thank you!!

Thank you!!

As long as it's classy 🤣🤣 that's awesome lol

Amen to that! Thank ya dear!!

Very interesting to say the least lol welcome to you as well darlin!

What's up y'all?! I'm new to the forum and still figuring it all out!! Any tips tricks or must haves I should know about?! Peace, love rock n rollgasms!! Xoxo

Oooo is "all of them" an option?! Lol I'd have to say my favorite position is doggy because no matter how big or small 🤣 he is youll for sure get yours!! Oh and I might kinda like my hair pulled and my ass slapped!! 😜🤪