WifeMomSlave

Welcome to Too Timid!! This is a great place to find info and ask questions.I was a bit shy when I first came here, but know that all your questions will be answered, and everyone is very respectful. Looks forward to seeing you around.

I should know by now not to read these jokes while eating.lol. Almost had a french fry come out of my nose.lmao.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH OF YOU!!!! Hope you have a great day! Sounds like he is her hubby to me.

Sorry I have not posted back. have been busy. Anyway, our Anniversary was AWESOME. even though it was at home.I was planing on going up to bed early and putting on a new nighty and light some candles and music, but hubby surprised me and came up before I had a chance too. We had a wonderful night together. It was better than anything I could have planed. we both have been busy a lot lately so it was nice to just be with each other. The kids didn't even knock on the door once! As for our dog Diamond, she has surgery yesterday to fix her lag and they also spayed her at the same time. She will probally spend the rest of the week at the vets to recover a bit. then she will still need a few eeks to a few months to learn how to use her leg again. But it looks good.

LMAO!!! of all the tunes to sing!! very funny! I like the bed ridden one was great too!!

I too have had this problem. Not a clue what it is from, but thought I would let you know your not a lone. And I too use the excuess to buy new panties, but then I am a bit of a panty addict..lol. Just love shopping for panties and bra and sexy nighty's!

So true!!! LOL.

That sounds awesome. My kids are all big, but I may have to get one of those monitors for myself!

Glad to see you are back home!!! Hope your recovery goes fast !!!

I have a bowling pin on my dresser. It belongs to my daughter, she got on her 5th birthday at her bowling party. I have gotten some funny looks and great comments about it from people who assume its mine.lol. I also have 2 dog kennels in my room, a lot of people think thats weird.

LMAO!!

Shiny and pink ! So why do the show a purple toy?

Beds are off limits, Butt other than than, the sky is the limit. Shower sex is totally awesome! I am kinda like Goldy Locks, and like to try out different chairs. As for as permission goes...I would not ask, just clean up after.

I would also have to say it is style more that color. As I think about most of my grown up clothes, I am definatly dawn to pink, red and black.

OMG, Laughing my ass of right now! Ya know, wonder if hallmark would be interested in picking up your sympathy cards???LOL. Wouldn't that be a sight! Thank you for all your kind words about poor little bunny. Meg...The Magic Bunny on top looks most like it. will check out the shopping page, thanks!

Just want to say that I love porn, I have learned a few things from it, it turns me on, and there is nothing like playing along with the movie!! No one is making anyone perform in these movies, so if you do not like it, do not watch. The same goes for any type of adult porn.

Yes, Diamond will be just fine in a few weeks. She dislocated her hip and has her leg in a sling, but she is doing great. she doesn't let it keep her down though, she get around great with three legs. Hopefully the sling will come off tomorrow. Thanks for asking.

Thursday will be me and hubby's 10th anniversary!!!!! Bad news is, our dog was hit but a car last week and we had to use our anniversary money to pay the vet bills. Sooooo......... I was thinking that since we will be stuck at home, I want to make it a night he will remember. Thanks to this site we have expanded our sexual adventure quite a bit. Sex so far has been like a fine wine, it gets better with age..lol. I am always up for new ideas, I want to totally take him off guard. So I thought I would ask all you men, and women too. What would be the most amazing night of sex for you? what would you want done to you? what would your lover be waring? I want to know what flips your trigger!

WOW, I am sorry to hear that. My thoughts and prayers are with both of you as she recovers. I am sure you she will be back to normal in no time. Please keep us posted and don't be a stranger after all is well either.

Green Eyes People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships,honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, random as hell. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships.You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. It is kinda scary how well this describes me, especially the random as hell and and making people laugh part.

Bear Paris....hmmmm...kinda weird.lol.

I too prefer to shave, it makes me feel sexy and pretty. I few time a week I find time for a nice hot bath, soak shave, and do my nails. With 3 kids it is easy to fall into mom mode, so I grab ever minuet I can to do things for myself that make me feel like the sexy woman I am. My hubby also keeps himself trimmed, and once in a while he shaves. I love it, easy access, with no fuss! As to the article, I think someone has written an article to prove or disprove just about any life choice. You just have to do what you think is best for yourself. I don't think it is a "trend" so much as more people are talking about it.

Tooo funny! Thanks!

OMG!!!!!!! SOOOOOOO damn funny! I havent been on in a while due to moving and not having on line service. I just knew you would have some great jokes, but the was above and beyond. Thanks a lot and keep them coming!

I am so sad, my FAVORITE toy died. It was the cool little bunny that was given away on here a while back. And of course, they no longer carry it! It was just my luck that the little guy died mid "O"!! I was crushed! Nothing lasts forever I guess, time to go shopping for another best friend.