Exotic Phoenix

I have a review for an item, but can't seem to find it on the site. Can someone help me? It's a dual-action soft-skin vibe, large, pink, with the external teaser shaped like a tongue. The packaging calls it "The Best Partner." I've done a search for "The Best Partner" and looked through the soft-skin and dual-action vibes with no luck. It might be right under my nose and I can't find it. Please let me know if you need anything else from me to help track this down. I really want to get a review up... this thing is a monster! :-D

Yeah, I would never use regular wet wipes. Baby wipes are very soft, gentle, and most of them are alcohol free. These here wipes, while in cute packaging, just feel gimmicky to me. And who says sex toys aren't necessary! I would go crazy crazy! :-D

I'll have to stray from the herd again and say that while I do agree that it's important to keep your toys clean, I don't think you need a special wipe made just for them. While these are nice, and I do like the sexy and colorful packaging, it's much cheaper and easier for me to get baby wipes. I get a pack of 100 wipes for less than $2, and they work great for me! I would only get these wipes again if I were giving a toy as a gift and wanted to give something a bit cheeky to go with it. They may also be good for traveling because they come in smaller packs than my baby wipes, but in a pinch, I'm sure I can run to the drugstore and by a travel pack of wipes. Interesting idea, but I really don't think it was necessary with all the things that are out there now.

Brunette Beauties As a fan of Jenna Haze, I was looking foward to seeing this DVD. However, it was not what I expected. The 6 scenes are actually clips taken from other movies and don't relate to each other at all, nor do they star the same people. Jenna was in the first clip, and her petite, lean body and cute smile made for a good scene for Jenna Haze fans such as myself. The other scenes starred other women who vary in body type (aka breast size) greatly from one another. These scenes were all pretty average, with nothing remarkable or special to set them apart from other mediocre sex scenes. There is a huge amount of blowjob scenes, so much so that I found myself fast forwarding through a lot of them. I just felt that it got pretty tedious and dull without any plot or character setup. I can enjoy movies that are just straight-up sex scenes, but at least the camera angles, music, lighting, or set is interesting. These scenes hardly had any of that, though at the end they showed a bit of the camera man and director which made it different, but really didn't do anything for me. One thing I didn't like was the lighting. It wasn't very flattering or warm in many of the shots and emphasized all the wrong things such as stretch marks or razor burns. Also, while most of the men had fit bodies, their faces left a lot to be desired for me. I may return to one of these scenes if I'm in the mood for basic hardcore sex, but if I actually want to be turned on, I'll be looking elsewhere. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=4369

Oops! I checked on the main site for reviews, and neglected to do so here. Totally forgot that reviews with the product listing don't get posted immediately. Is there anyway this can be moved?

Little Teddy Waterproof Clitorial Tickler This vibe is more of a novelty than a real orgasm-inducing tool. It would make great party favors for a bachelor party. However, if you're looking for something to take you higher, I would recommend that you look elsewhere. The little teddy bear on top is cute, but the semi-soft jelly material, speed, and size didn't do much for me. Once it's turned on, it's on (which is a little hard to do with this thing). There's no other setting, no speed adjustments. It takes 1 AA battery, enough to create a very intense vibration. However, therein lies the problem. It's an intense, steady vibration that does nothing for me but make me numb. It's just too much and too boring. The only way to give the experience some variety is to change how close you hold it against you. Too close, and it's just too intense. My body quickly desensitizes itself against the sensation. Too far, and you can barely tell what's going on. This may be a good choice for a beginner who doesn't want to spend a lot of money and is just curious as to what her body would or would not like. A highly intense, monotonous vibe may just be the thing for you. But if not, move on. https://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5631

You mean the clenching is normal?? Wowee! I was wondering what was going on. I guess I'm doing something right. :-D But will I really end up peeing if I relax and go with it? That's what's keeping me from giving in.

You know what, I didn't try. I am only just starting to get into G-spot stimulation (see my review of the G-spot orbit) so it's not something I do naturally unless I set out to target that area. I do think this thing is definitely big enough, though the head is pretty smooth and there's no added ridges or bumps for stimulation. But if you know what you're doing (unlike me) I don't think it would matter! :-D

Alphabet The last time I checked, there were 26 letters in the alphabet, though I supposed that would make too long of a movie. It's an interesting concept, and perhaps one day we'll be entertained by whatever they can come up for letters like Q and Z. In the meantime, "Alphabet" showcases a select few, namely: T, K, A, P, and L. I was hoping that at the end it would spell out something, but apparently, it's just random. We open with "T is for Twins" and the stars of the DVD, Lyndsey and Lacey Love. You're probably wondering if the sisters get it on? Are we treated to some taboo titillation? Thankfully, no. The twins are definitely not my cup of tea, and although they have nice fit bodies, their faces were a big turn-off and they just had a skanky air to them, and not the good kind of skanky that you want to take home and roll around in. They spend a lot of time dancing and vogueing for the camera, and it's all very stylized (like the rest of the DVD), until a guy joins in for a little three-way action. I really enjoyed K (Kinky), A (Anal), and P (Pussy). Each scene had its own style to it, with "K" involving some bondage and freezing cold spray paint, and the star of "A" was an unusual, refreshing little thing. She was a petite Asian girl (maybe ½ Asian) with a hardcore rocker attitude and an English accent! Her scene was set in a very cool looking apartment where everything coordinated perfectly in shades of teal or salmon. "P" was my favorite scene of the DVD, with two hot, busty girls and a guy. The entire scene was very playful and very horny! They seemed genuinely hungry and eager to taste each other. There was a lot of kissing and licking and greedy caresses. The beginning of the scene made me think of one of those 80s romantic dramas with a strong female lead, then the guy gets the girl, and they end up in a semi-dark bedroom taking each other's clothes off as "In the Heat of the Moment" plays on. It's really nothing like that (the scene is well lit with sharp picture quality), but there was just something about it that had an erotic, almost soft-core quality to it. The final scene, "L is for Love," brought the twins back. I didn't pay attention to that scene much, but with the other three, this is definitely one DVD I'll be coming back to. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5292

I received this DVD, too. My take: Dick Dick Goose - what a title! It took a a second to figure it out: 2 guys (the Dicks) and a girl (the Goose). Now, I usually enjoy MMF scenes, and it's a big fantasy of mine, but boy, was this DVD boring. Part of the excitement of MMF, from a female perspective, is feeling naughty. I want to be made to feel like a dirty little whore for wanting 2 men, and that's usually done with some nasty talk or a little scene setup. Unfortunately, this DVD had none of that! I love extremes: either have outrageous costumes and scenarios where it's very obvious it's a fantasy, or set it up to be as realistic as possible. This thing was more in between, which doesn't work for me. A MMF situation COULD be realistic, especially with some of the scene locations (bathroom, camp grounds, barn, apartment floor), but to just dive into it with no talking! That's not realistic at all. It would have been a big turn on if they pretended that one of the guys was part of a relationship with the girl, and then the girl talks about how horny she is and how badly she wants to bring another guy into the mix. Instead, it's just sucking and fucking with no real connection. Also, for a MMF DVD, there's no DP, which is strange. If you're gonna do two guys and 1 girl, I want to see some sandwich action! The vocal track seemed a bit weird also and I suspect some moans and groans were added after the fact (a normal practice, but seemed more obtrusive to me in this DVD). All and all, it's an average, no frills, no anything collection of straightforward scenes. Not that exciting, but maybe it's just because I'm so warped. :-D

White Heat The description says it's made of "TPR silicone." I had to look this up and learned that it's "thermoplastic rubber," and it's my new favorite material! Without touching it, this vibe looks very shiny and smooth, like plastic, but once you pick it up, it's very flexible and has a stretchy, rubbery feel to it. Like rubber, you definitely do not want to use this thing right after you clean it with no lube. It gets that squeaky clean feeling that catches your skin and ow! that's never a pleasant feeling. With just a little bit of lube, this thing is a lot of fun! I love the bright white color, which actually made think of a piece of ceramic when I first saw it in person. I'll admit that the thought of putting a hard, cold piece of ceramic inside of me was a big turn on. Even after touching it and realizing how rubbery it was instead, there was just something about the clean, white color that was erotic to me. As for the vibe action itself, it's your standard turn-dial, though it only takes 2 AAA batteries instead of the usual AA. The ball knob is supposed to rest on your clit once inserted, but I had to bend the vibe to get it in just the right place. This wasn't hard to do considering how flexible the material is. I had more fun turning the vibe around and placing the ball (which is a good size) against my anus instead. I really enjoyed the flexibility of this toy, and it's just simple, pure fun. It's also waterproof, though I don't like using it in water because of that squeaky-clean feeling. Of all my toys, this is the one I actually like "thrusting" with because of how bendy it is and I don't worry about poking myself at the wrong angle. If I want a stronger vibrating feeling, I'll probably use something else, but if I want a manual "in-and-out" motion, this is perfect to play with. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5398

G-Spot Orbit I've always been curious about g-spot orgasms and have read that they feel different and for some, are more intense than regular (clitoral) orgasms. I don't think I've ever had one (wouldn't I remember?) but I would like the experience. I've read that the g-spot is 1 - 2 inches right inside, near the top, and that if you inserted a finger and hook it up, that's where it is. If that's the case, the G-spot Orbit has a great shape to hit your spot. The color is more purple than in the picture online (think grape candy), and the bumpy head is really cute and reminds me of a giant raspberry. The material is TPR (thermoplastic rubber) which I've just discovered and love for it's flexibility. It's quite bendy! So the big question is, did I have a g-spot orgasm? Well, I think I would have if I relaxed and let myself go enough, but really, during the most intense part, I felt like I had to pee! Though I've read that many g-spot orgasms lead to the ever elusive "female ejaculation," I just couldn't let go enough to allow myself to give into the feeling. It was very pleasurable during most of it, but not in an intense way, more like a relaxing massage or getting your hair shampooed at the salon. As soon as I stopped the vibe (your standard turn dial) the feeling of having to pee went away, but I realized that I couldn't pull the vibe out for a few minutes. I don't know why, but it seems that it makes me contract a lot and I was tightly "holding" onto the vibe. With the big, bumpy head, it was difficult to pull it out without yanking it forcefully. Eventually, I learned to relax and "push" it out. This is a very interesting vibe that will require a lot more experimentation, and I will need to learn to let go enough to experience a real g-spot orgasm, even if it means that things get a bit messy. I'm glad I have this to help me along. ttp://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=5396

How did Tera look in the DVD? I thought she was beautiful back in the day, but now with all her plastic surgery, she can be a bit scary looking at times, and I absolutely HATE seeing implant ripples... *shudders*

Yeah, even though this one was called G-spot Elation, for me it was an overall great sensation and wasn't really targeted towards my g-spot, but I guess it's different for all women. I'm now a big fan of dual action toys! Once I put myself in the right angle for me (more of a sitting down position), it's really easy to insert and play with! I love it. :-D

I completely agree! So many adult films give a half-assed attempt at creating a storyline, but "Pirates!" really succeeds. I was quite impressed at the long scenes where there was no sex at all but actual story development and action scenes, and most importantly, I wasn't annoyed nor did I want to fast forward! I really enjoyed the story, action, and dialogue, plus, I really like Jesse Jane. This was the first adult movie I saw that was entertaining beyond the sex scenes. Definitely recommended!