Exotic Phoenix

I have a review for an item, but can't seem to find it on the site. Can someone help me? It's a dual-action soft-skin vibe, large, pink, with the external teaser shaped like a tongue. The packaging calls it "The Best Partner." I've done a search for "The Best Partner" and looked through the soft-skin and dual-action vibes with no luck. It might be right under my nose and I can't find it. Please let me know if you need anything else from me to help track this down. I really want to get a review up... this thing is a monster! :-D

Yeah, I would never use regular wet wipes. Baby wipes are very soft, gentle, and most of them are alcohol free. These here wipes, while in cute packaging, just feel gimmicky to me. And who says sex toys aren't necessary! I would go crazy crazy! :-D

I'll have to stray from the herd again and say that while I do agree that it's important to keep your toys clean, I don't think you need a special wipe made just for them. While these are nice, and I do like the sexy and colorful packaging, it's much cheaper and easier for me to get baby wipes. I get a pack of 100 wipes for less than $2, and they work great for me! I would only get these wipes again if I were giving a toy as a gift and wanted to give something a bit cheeky to go with it. They may also be good for traveling because they come in smaller packs than my baby wipes, but in a pinch, I'm sure I can run to the drugstore and by a travel pack of wipes. Interesting idea, but I really don't think it was necessary with all the things that are out there now.

Brunette Beauties As a fan of Jenna Haze, I was looking foward to seeing this DVD. However, it was not what I expected. The 6 scenes are actually clips taken from other movies and don't relate to each other at all, nor do they star the same people. Jenna was in the first clip, and her petite, lean body and cute smile made for a good scene for Jenna Haze fans such as myself. The other scenes starred other women who vary in body type (aka breast size) greatly from one another. These scenes were all pretty average, with nothing remarkable or special to set them apart from other mediocre sex scenes. There is a huge amount of blowjob scenes, so much so that I found myself fast forwarding through a lot of them. I just felt that it got pretty tedious and dull without any plot or character setup. I can enjoy movies that are just straight-up sex scenes, but at least the camera angles, music, lighting, or set is interesting. These scenes hardly had any of that, though at the end they showed a bit of the camera man and director which made it different, but really didn't do anything for me. One thing I didn't like was the lighting. It wasn't very flattering or warm in many of the shots and emphasized all the wrong things such as stretch marks or razor burns. Also, while most of the men had fit bodies, their faces left a lot to be desired for me. I may return to one of these scenes if I'm in the mood for basic hardcore sex, but if I actually want to be turned on, I'll be looking elsewhere. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=4369

Oops! I checked on the main site for reviews, and neglected to do so here. Totally forgot that reviews with the product listing don't get posted immediately. Is there anyway this can be moved?

Little Teddy Waterproof Clitorial Tickler This vibe is more of a novelty than a real orgasm-inducing tool. It would make great party favors for a bachelor party. However, if you're looking for something to take you higher, I would recommend that you look elsewhere. The little teddy bear on top is cute, but the semi-soft jelly material, speed, and size didn't do much for me. Once it's turned on, it's on (which is a little hard to do with this thing). There's no other setting, no speed adjustments. It takes 1 AA battery, enough to create a very intense vibration. However, therein lies the problem. It's an intense, steady vibration that does nothing for me but make me numb. It's just too much and too boring. The only way to give the experience some variety is to change how close you hold it against you. Too close, and it's just too intense. My body quickly desensitizes itself against the sensation. Too far, and you can barely tell what's going on. This may be a good choice for a beginner who doesn't want to spend a lot of money and is just curious as to what her body would or would not like. A highly intense, monotonous vibe may just be the thing for you. But if not, move on. https://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5631

You mean the clenching is normal?? Wowee! I was wondering what was going on. I guess I'm doing something right. :-D But will I really end up peeing if I relax and go with it? That's what's keeping me from giving in.

You know what, I didn't try. I am only just starting to get into G-spot stimulation (see my review of the G-spot orbit) so it's not something I do naturally unless I set out to target that area. I do think this thing is definitely big enough, though the head is pretty smooth and there's no added ridges or bumps for stimulation. But if you know what you're doing (unlike me) I don't think it would matter! :-D

Alphabet The last time I checked, there were 26 letters in the alphabet, though I supposed that would make too long of a movie. It's an interesting concept, and perhaps one day we'll be entertained by whatever they can come up for letters like Q and Z. In the meantime, "Alphabet" showcases a select few, namely: T, K, A, P, and L. I was hoping that at the end it would spell out something, but apparently, it's just random. We open with "T is for Twins" and the stars of the DVD, Lyndsey and Lacey Love. You're probably wondering if the sisters get it on? Are we treated to some taboo titillation? Thankfully, no. The twins are definitely not my cup of tea, and although they have nice fit bodies, their faces were a big turn-off and they just had a skanky air to them, and not the good kind of skanky that you want to take home and roll around in. They spend a lot of time dancing and vogueing for the camera, and it's all very stylized (like the rest of the DVD), until a guy joins in for a little three-way action. I really enjoyed K (Kinky), A (Anal), and P (Pussy). Each scene had its own style to it, with "K" involving some bondage and freezing cold spray paint, and the star of "A" was an unusual, refreshing little thing. She was a petite Asian girl (maybe ½ Asian) with a hardcore rocker attitude and an English accent! Her scene was set in a very cool looking apartment where everything coordinated perfectly in shades of teal or salmon. "P" was my favorite scene of the DVD, with two hot, busty girls and a guy. The entire scene was very playful and very horny! They seemed genuinely hungry and eager to taste each other. There was a lot of kissing and licking and greedy caresses. The beginning of the scene made me think of one of those 80s romantic dramas with a strong female lead, then the guy gets the girl, and they end up in a semi-dark bedroom taking each other's clothes off as "In the Heat of the Moment" plays on. It's really nothing like that (the scene is well lit with sharp picture quality), but there was just something about it that had an erotic, almost soft-core quality to it. The final scene, "L is for Love," brought the twins back. I didn't pay attention to that scene much, but with the other three, this is definitely one DVD I'll be coming back to. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5292

I received this DVD, too. My take: Dick Dick Goose - what a title! It took a a second to figure it out: 2 guys (the Dicks) and a girl (the Goose). Now, I usually enjoy MMF scenes, and it's a big fantasy of mine, but boy, was this DVD boring. Part of the excitement of MMF, from a female perspective, is feeling naughty. I want to be made to feel like a dirty little whore for wanting 2 men, and that's usually done with some nasty talk or a little scene setup. Unfortunately, this DVD had none of that! I love extremes: either have outrageous costumes and scenarios where it's very obvious it's a fantasy, or set it up to be as realistic as possible. This thing was more in between, which doesn't work for me. A MMF situation COULD be realistic, especially with some of the scene locations (bathroom, camp grounds, barn, apartment floor), but to just dive into it with no talking! That's not realistic at all. It would have been a big turn on if they pretended that one of the guys was part of a relationship with the girl, and then the girl talks about how horny she is and how badly she wants to bring another guy into the mix. Instead, it's just sucking and fucking with no real connection. Also, for a MMF DVD, there's no DP, which is strange. If you're gonna do two guys and 1 girl, I want to see some sandwich action! The vocal track seemed a bit weird also and I suspect some moans and groans were added after the fact (a normal practice, but seemed more obtrusive to me in this DVD). All and all, it's an average, no frills, no anything collection of straightforward scenes. Not that exciting, but maybe it's just because I'm so warped. :-D

White Heat The description says it's made of "TPR silicone." I had to look this up and learned that it's "thermoplastic rubber," and it's my new favorite material! Without touching it, this vibe looks very shiny and smooth, like plastic, but once you pick it up, it's very flexible and has a stretchy, rubbery feel to it. Like rubber, you definitely do not want to use this thing right after you clean it with no lube. It gets that squeaky clean feeling that catches your skin and ow! that's never a pleasant feeling. With just a little bit of lube, this thing is a lot of fun! I love the bright white color, which actually made think of a piece of ceramic when I first saw it in person. I'll admit that the thought of putting a hard, cold piece of ceramic inside of me was a big turn on. Even after touching it and realizing how rubbery it was instead, there was just something about the clean, white color that was erotic to me. As for the vibe action itself, it's your standard turn-dial, though it only takes 2 AAA batteries instead of the usual AA. The ball knob is supposed to rest on your clit once inserted, but I had to bend the vibe to get it in just the right place. This wasn't hard to do considering how flexible the material is. I had more fun turning the vibe around and placing the ball (which is a good size) against my anus instead. I really enjoyed the flexibility of this toy, and it's just simple, pure fun. It's also waterproof, though I don't like using it in water because of that squeaky-clean feeling. Of all my toys, this is the one I actually like "thrusting" with because of how bendy it is and I don't worry about poking myself at the wrong angle. If I want a stronger vibrating feeling, I'll probably use something else, but if I want a manual "in-and-out" motion, this is perfect to play with. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5398

G-Spot Orbit I've always been curious about g-spot orgasms and have read that they feel different and for some, are more intense than regular (clitoral) orgasms. I don't think I've ever had one (wouldn't I remember?) but I would like the experience. I've read that the g-spot is 1 - 2 inches right inside, near the top, and that if you inserted a finger and hook it up, that's where it is. If that's the case, the G-spot Orbit has a great shape to hit your spot. The color is more purple than in the picture online (think grape candy), and the bumpy head is really cute and reminds me of a giant raspberry. The material is TPR (thermoplastic rubber) which I've just discovered and love for it's flexibility. It's quite bendy! So the big question is, did I have a g-spot orgasm? Well, I think I would have if I relaxed and let myself go enough, but really, during the most intense part, I felt like I had to pee! Though I've read that many g-spot orgasms lead to the ever elusive "female ejaculation," I just couldn't let go enough to allow myself to give into the feeling. It was very pleasurable during most of it, but not in an intense way, more like a relaxing massage or getting your hair shampooed at the salon. As soon as I stopped the vibe (your standard turn dial) the feeling of having to pee went away, but I realized that I couldn't pull the vibe out for a few minutes. I don't know why, but it seems that it makes me contract a lot and I was tightly "holding" onto the vibe. With the big, bumpy head, it was difficult to pull it out without yanking it forcefully. Eventually, I learned to relax and "push" it out. This is a very interesting vibe that will require a lot more experimentation, and I will need to learn to let go enough to experience a real g-spot orgasm, even if it means that things get a bit messy. I'm glad I have this to help me along. ttp://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=5396

How did Tera look in the DVD? I thought she was beautiful back in the day, but now with all her plastic surgery, she can be a bit scary looking at times, and I absolutely HATE seeing implant ripples... *shudders*

Yeah, even though this one was called G-spot Elation, for me it was an overall great sensation and wasn't really targeted towards my g-spot, but I guess it's different for all women. I'm now a big fan of dual action toys! Once I put myself in the right angle for me (more of a sitting down position), it's really easy to insert and play with! I love it. :-D

I completely agree! So many adult films give a half-assed attempt at creating a storyline, but "Pirates!" really succeeds. I was quite impressed at the long scenes where there was no sex at all but actual story development and action scenes, and most importantly, I wasn't annoyed nor did I want to fast forward! I really enjoyed the story, action, and dialogue, plus, I really like Jesse Jane. This was the first adult movie I saw that was entertaining beyond the sex scenes. Definitely recommended!

I don't think it's waterproof. The packaging doesn't mention anything about that. The ridges don't do anything for me. The entire CyberSkin sleeve is very soft and has such a creamy texture... I can't really describe it. Almost like pudding! The ridges flatten and can be squished very easily. Unless it's very forceful, I usually am not affected by ridges/bumps etc once inserted. It was fun to give some texture and variety to play with it on the outside. As for lubrication, I never use any besides my own ;-) but they do recommend using "Renew" to maintain the texture even storing it in a plastic bag with a little bit of Renew to preserve the texture of CyberSkin. I have yet to get some Renew. And it did feel like it had some more weight to me than other vibes, but nothing remarkable and the heft of it actually made it easier for me to insert. PS I just noticed that the subtitle for the product page says " Let it lick you till you melt!" and honestly, I think that's the best way to use this! :-D

G-Spot Elation I've never owned a "rabbit" type toy before and was extremely eager to try this. I really didn't know what to expect and I will admit that it did seem a bit intimidating at first. The base, which houses 4 AA batteries, is pretty hefty and there are more buttons than I used to (I'm mainly used to a turn dial). One button switches among 3 different styles and the other two control the speed, either up or down. I turned it on before playing to see what it did and was impressed by the range of movement: the band of pearls rotate around the shaft, the curved head wiggles, the rabbit has its own bullet that vibes, and the entire thing vibrates. Wow! With all that said, how does it feel like? Well first, I'm used to more flexible vibes, and unless I got myself in the right position, this vibe was quite uncomfortable to me once inserted. It felt ungainly and was poking me in all the wrong places, like my vaginal walls. However, in the right position, this is THE MOST AMAZING toy! My boyfriend is extremely good at oral and brings me to orgasm every time. With this set on the "rotation" style and at medium-high speed, it feels EXACTLY like my boyfriend going down on me! I get deliciously forceful stimulation on my clit that reminds me of his tongue, and rotating movements inside that feel like his fingers digging around. The pearls really help with the feeling, and at times, it feels like a tongue burrowing deeper and deeper inside of me. I came very quickly and often. I am amazed at how well it replicates my oral experience! Though I do wish I could use it in different positions, I love LOVE the burrowing feeling of it and if it has to be a bit rigid to give me that, there's definitely something I'm more than willing to live with! http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5415 EDIT: I forgot to mention that this has lights in the rabbit and up in the top. Lights don't really do anything for me, but I haven't played with it in the dark yet. ;-) Also, the other day, one of the gray side panels in the base (you can see it in the picture, I think it's just to add texture for a better grip) fell off! I looked at it and it's just glued together in two spots, so it's nothing a little glue can't fix. You don't really need it, but it's a big upsetting that they didn't put enough glue in the first place to keep it on. Or maybe I've been using it too much? :-D

I 2nd that! hehe

Bella Loves Jenna When I read the DVD description and it said "Not for the faint of heart," my interest was piqued. I was expecting some very exciting sexual scenes--it did win the industry's equivalent of a Best Picture Oscar back in 2005, after all. However, "exciting sexual scenes" is not the right phrase, unless you like your adult DVDs with shots of people eating bloody human hearts, zombies, and scenes bordering on necrophilia. Thought it is original, something I always look for, it may have been a little too weird and creepy for me. It had a bit of a ClockWork Orange or some sort of Charlie Manson feel to it. There is an attempt at a plot, but it's quite haphazard, which may be the point because our blonde star is supposed to be mentally disturbed and everything is from her perspective. Speaking of Jenna, if you're a big fan of her, you would probably like this movie. Most of her scenes are solo, in which she's just writhing around, playing with herself, and deliberately toying with the camera. Also, every scene has an older man in a skimpy schoolgirl outfit riding around in a tricycle and either masturbating or watching the couple. Yes, you read that correctly. For me, this movie was just too weird and creepy to be erotic, sensual, or stimulating. It is interesting to see a different type of adult movie, and you can tell a lot of time and effort was put into the quality of the lighting, editing, and special effects. If it weren't for the hardcore sex scenes, this might come across as an eccentric art film. It might just be worth seeing for that, but if you want some erotica, you'll be fast forwarding often. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=4346

CyberSkin Creamsicle With a name like Creamsicle, could this vibe be anything but fun? It's a very girly lavender color, and as my first experience with CyberSkin, the material is very soft and pliable. I love the shape and ridges, which remind me of a soft serve ice cream cone (hence the name!). Now on to the important part... how is it? First of all, it uses two C batteries, which is the first time I've had to upgrade from AA. I don't think this makes the vibe more powerful than normal, and it seems that it was just part of the design because the size of the C batteries fits perfectly in the vibe. Once on, I can vary the speed ever so subtly with the turn dial which comes into play a lot with the flickering teaser tip. Speaking of which, I love the tip! At the highest speed, it's much too intense for me and I can only bare it for a few seconds flickering against my clit before I have to turn it down. My favorite thing to do is to have the tip just lightly touching my skin, and then to turn it on and move it all over. It can be quite fun teasing yourself, and quickly orgasmic. As for insertion, I couldn't do it very comfortably unless I was very well lubricated. The vibe is quite wide, especially for a petite girl like myself. I really do like the feel of the CyberSkin, and for some reason, a few times I thought it was wet (in a warm way) when it wasn't. I like the CyberSkin sleeve so much, I haven't removed it yet to play with the vibe "naked" but I'm glad that's an option and is a steal for the price! I can't wait to try other CyberSkin items. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5412

OoOo... this sounds interesting! I've seen so many pornos, and am always on the lookout for something different and with a bit more effort than your typical wham-bam-thank-you-m'am's or sad attempts at plot. I really enjoyed Pirates! that came out some time ago with Jesse Jane and Jenna Jameson and have been looking for something similar. A few questions: What were the shots like? By this, I mean did they do extended closeups, or was it more longshots? Was there kissing? And not sloppy kissing, but the more sensual kind. Was there an over-arching story than ran the length of the film, or was it more little scenes? Thanks in advance!

Ugh! I completey agree! At 24, I'm not that far removed from the "MTV Generation" and am completely digusted by what's on now. They advocate being spoiled and selfish, slutty and dramatic, and make it seem like there's nothing wrong with doing anything, and I MEAN anything, for attention. ARGH. Shows on MTV, and others like Elimidate or whatever else is on try to make it "cool" and "funny" and "cute" to be a princess or a diva and that boobs/flesh = winning. AAHHHHH. I know it was VH1 and not MTV, but I really miss "music" shows like PopUp Videos. Sorry, pet peeve of mine. Getting off soapbox now.

It is veined, though I personally didn't feel it much. I need a lot of stimulation (both mental and physical) . You have to understand that I usually make myself cum about 2 - 3 times a day, every day, so I often need a bit more than average. So I can't say that I noticed the veins, but there are some ridges underneath the head which are a bit more prominent, and I really enjoy the feel of the vibe in my hand. It takes 2 double A batteries, which have lasted really well. And yes, it did bring me to climax, but I always climax so I don't know if that's saying anything. I would use it directly on my clit, then inserted it for a bit, then against my bum, and just moved it around between the 3 because just leaving it alone in one spot won't do anything for me. Also, I believe it's made from latex. It did get a slightly annoying squeaky-clean feel after washing. I hope this helps!

Hi and thanks for the welcome! I just wanted to clarify that I am definitely not advocating sex without condoms unless you and your partner are both in monogamous, committed relationships and have been tested for STDs. I have 3 younger sisters and it's definitely nothing one should fool around with. That being said, I personally find watching pornos without condoms to be more erotic and a bigger turn-on for me... perhaps it's the very wrongness of it that does it for me, and it's actually very rare for me to come across a porno that does use condoms. Several years ago, everyone had condoms, but I've noticed more and more that it's back to going without. Oh well, to each her own.

Rio De Janeiro: Top To Bottom (DVD) As an anal fan, I was really looking forward to watching this. Unfortunately, they blew it on this one by not showing enough of the insertion! The biggest turn-on for me in an anal DVD is seeing a close-up of the slow, deliberate penetration. Something about that is just so erotic and titillating, but sadly, "Rio De Janeiro: Top To Bottom" didn't show enough of that. Maybe it's just my personal preference, but you can't have anal without focusing on the initial penetration. Why skip it? That aside, there were plenty of close-ups afterwards and an amazing variety of different positions. If you're looking for inspiration on different ways to try anal, this DVD is a good reference. It's also great to show your guy because the men in the video sure know how to get their girls ready! They aren't afraid to lick everything and everywhere. Thankfully, my guy doesn't need to be shown how to do it, but if yours does, here's the perfect how-to. This DVD isn't just anal, but all the scenes end with it. I'm also not a big fan of attempts at plots, unless it's really good, and thankfully, this movie doesn't even try. There's very little dialogue and a lot of action, all without condoms, which is a big plus for me. In between the sex scenes, there are extended scenes of one of the girls in lingerie moving to music and feeling herself up. It didn't do anything for me, and I was frankly more interested in the lingerie than the girls! Speaking of the girls, they're definitely all "natives" like the description says, and from what I could tell, all-natural. I really do prefer natural breasts, but although I didn't find these girls all that hot, they were a lot more attractive than your typical adult actresses. The men (except 1) were all very muscular, the lighting and video quality was very good, and the soundtrack was a bit annoying and reminded me of new age yoga music. I wish they had toned it down a bit so I could hear more of the natural moaning and flesh sounds. All and in, the variety of new anal positions I discovered makes this a DVD I'll probably return to from time to time. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=4565