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Wow - love the stand on it. Seems like most glass you see doesn't come with it.

Wow. How uncanny that you both have the same bday! Happy Birthday! Hope you party like a rockstar or at least have something devilishly bad for you today

Absolutely my ass. I've got what they call an end table ass. Growl!! Otherwise my DSL's are always a winner

What do I think about costumes? This video explains it all. Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915 This is by far one of the funniest video's I've EVER seen. Undoubtedly I'd be the Mustard or Frog.

ooh sounds like a winner. how can you not love watching sex acts set in futuristic space settings? lol.

hahahahaahaha. good one.

4th of July brought out the games and man were people shootin em left and right. Thought I would add some of the fav's to the list for giggles. You, me and Vagina Vagina Now! (Apocolypse Now!) Hot Vagina, Part Deux

Ok I know I keep adding to this list, but seriously - 4th of July the games were flying! Best additions to the night: For TV shows - Law & Order Movies - The Girl with the Pearl Necklace

Ooooh sounds fun! Love the shape. I'll have to try that one!

Nice review and entertaining writing! That first paragraph about the stingray had me in stitches! lol.

Just wanted to wish all you crazy kids out there a great fourth. No drunk driving! Keep our local cab companies in buiz! Hope everyone has a great day and stays safe!!!!

Seriously I too am a germaphobe. These have got me written all over em!

The spaceship has landed! Or at least this was my first impression upon opening up this blue ribbed vibrator with a befitting name, the Cosmic Wave. Immediately I noticed all of these different ridges in various levels up and down the shaft. The grooves all over it are most comparable to a ribbed condom. However, I'm not a big fan of ribbed condoms. While I like textures, raised fixtures and gadgets, I've never been sold on the greatness of ribbed items. But to each is own. Lots of people love ribbed items and you'd probably love this vibrator if you do. It's the king of rib ness. It's waterproof so I jumped right into washing it thoroughly. I love love love waterproof toys. (It's almost a downer when you notice you bought something and realize you have to be extra careful). I started off rubbing my clit with the tip of the head. Then I moved to using it sideways along my outer lips and clit to fully take advantage of the advertised textures. This was fabulous! I probably would have been satisfied rubbing myself hard and soft with the different ridges, but I wanted more.... This is where the downward spiral began - It is by far the shortest vibrator I've ever owned, 5 inches to be precise. It was noticeably shorter. I think this could be an experienced user issue though. The shortness of length could be great for any beginner looking for a vibrator that perhaps is less intimidating. But if you like your length, skip this one all together. Need less to say this little bad boy couldn't take care of business how I wanted. It left me wanting more. It's also a super quiet toy, great for anyone not wanting to wake up their sleeping lovers (and of course other house inhabitants). But as I've stated before, it seems to be the case that the quieter the toy the less powerful the vibrations. For some this vibrator might be an absolute winner. I would unconditionally say this is the perfect first vibrator for any beginner with it's distinct measurement. It could very well be an awesome travel size toy, perfect for any purses or toiletries. Not to mention it does have some bona fide texture features. It just didn't make the cut of my top five! Ride the Cosmic Wave

I know there's a lot of people on this forum who love anal sex. This toy is undoubtedly a necessity for your arsenal of goodies. It's sleek long shape and variant vibrations could justify a modern choice for sophisticated stimulation. It's pretty loud, in fact at full speed it might be one of the loudest toys I own. I started off using it in the lowest speed and slowly inserting it in my ass with lots of lubrication. It didn't slide into me as easily as I would hope; but perhaps that's because I'm used to shorter plugs. Once it was inserted all the way my boyfriend pumped up the speed. I started to really enjoy it's FULL potential. While my boyfriend gave me marvelous oral, he put slight pressure on the back end of it and changed speeds up occasionally. I came quickly and loudly. It was dynamite! However I had a real problem with this vibe for any use of it in combination with vaginal sex. We tried two basic positions, Missionary and Doggystyle, and both were very uncomfortable with it inserted fully. Not to mention whenever I cum, I clamp down and flex my muscles hard. Because the vibe isn't flexible, it didn't really allow my body to relax fully and it wasn't as comfortable as I like. I do think this is really a personal preference though. Some might like its stiffness. This vibe is advertised as primarily for anal use, so I didn't really explore this toy's potential vaginally. It might be a totally different toy all together. Also, it's not advertised as waterproof so be very careful to wash it carefully to not short it out. Personally while I love anal play, I'm into STIMULATION not deep penetration. Bullets, flexible plugs, and shorter vibrators are my forte. While I'm not entirely sure why this toy is supposed to be so great, I am positive that this toy would be satisfying for anyone who enjoys hard vibrating anal penetration. Click here if you want to say: "You're an animal baby. Grrr"

"See if you can spot the Burt Reynolds and Geraldo Rivera look-a-likes or the scene created after The Blue Lagoon (which was actually our favorite scene for the tree balancing act alone!). Listen also for the “jungle orgasms” as monkeys, tigers and elephants enhance the sounds of climax." ahahahahahaha. I'm currently reviewing this film as well and laughed so hard when the "jungle orgasms" started playing. Did you hear the locomotive too? Everything in this paragraph was so on spot for what I giggled uncontrolably about Oh and the full bush - talk about a romp through the jungle.

Rule # 1: Don't sleep over.

Funny - my boyfriend laughed and said it's my macintosh. wah wah wah I have a collection of AOL discs i've turned over to the reflective part and tacked on my wall. Someone had to do something useful with those awful things. I had too many drink coasters already;)

First of all, what an amazing porno! This feature length film has an in depth plot and character development, as well as some of the best sex scenes I have ever viewed. Layout is a porno about making pornos, but the story is much more complicated than that. You get to dive into these "real" porn stars and side characters interacting with each other off camera, sort of. They're all linked to one another in some way, a sexual circle of paths crossed. It's a really different approach to porn, seeing films being made inside of the film. Plot wise it created a great option to break up the storyline. Just when you've had enough of the story, another wild sexy scene starts up. I've never watched a feature film quite like this one. Lots of sexual fantasies are explored and there's something for everyone. There are: straight couples, girl on girl, gang bangs, anal, oral, bondage, mild s & m, and much much more. All of the scenes are notably shot well with creative camera angles, close ups, great settings, costumes and props. All of these features add up to a very sexy, very hot film that gets me worked up just thinking about some of the super hot bondage scenes. It's part business, part love story and part just pure untamed naughtyness. Did I mention how hot Brianna Banks & Penny Flare are? P.S. Great bonus features on the second disc! Click here for Hot Hotness

I thought I was punk rock and then I met Dr.Z's Bendable Buddy. Instantaneous wetness as I saw it's mohawk of ticklers; an immediate eye-catcher! With it's mammoth purple hearted 7 inch shaft and 1.5 inch diameter, I was quick to pull this bad boy out and test the waters! First off, the vibe is waterproof - 2 gold stars for Dr. Zdrok for versatility and easy cleanup. The "futurotic" material was an interesting feeling; soft to touch and lubricated effortlessly. There are soft nubs up and down the shaft for a distinct satisfaction. I loved feeling them both inside me and along my outer lips. It's a pretty quiet toy which automatically means it's going to be played with more in my grab bag! One downfall though is that because it's so quiet, you trade strong vibrations. The tip as well is particularly soft and bendable, great for teasing and rubbing. But straight to the point, there's not enough words to say though how amazing the mohawk of ticklers is. It's real easy to begin with for clitoral stimulation (my personal favorite) and even better for continued g-spot stimulation. It's also very bendable (not the spring back type, the repositioning). I loved bending it into L shape position over my clit during sex. The less hands needed to hold a stimulator, the more hands used to grab and stroke everything else! If there's one thing to say about this purple vibrator, it's that it's a sensual velvety soft vibrator. The futurotic material provides a unique stimulation. If you don't like textured vibrators, this may not be the right choice for you. And though the vibrations are not very strong, the mohawk of ticklers is a fabulous addition and worth checking out for all intrigued. Dr.Z's Punk Rock Vibe

I'm not denying Carmen Electra isn't hot. Who couldn't love those DSL's that woman has, not to mention her dirty lil eyes. I'm just saying it's a marketing gimmick. Kind of in a way that reminds me of how shows like the Pussycats "Search for the next pussycatdoll"is supposed to be this enlightening show for women. ahahaa. BTW, a new hotel her in SD, the Hotel Ivy, advertises stripper poles and group shower settings in select rooms. Super excited. Now I don't have to go to Vegas for everything j

Has anyone ever tried the KY sensual mist? I'm totally mistified by it;seems almost ingenous. I personally am an Astroglide girl myself and am not fond of KY products because of their inconsistency, so I'm a bit reluctant to dive in again. Just wondering if anyone else has tried this product out yet and their experiences. http://www.ky.com/index_us.jsp#

hahahaa - Valntyn that's funny and yet I totally understand it. While I have rhythm and coordination, any redhead who drinks tequila like a fish can appreciate knowing your limitations with the floor. j

First of all - hilarious topic. No I've never tried it, mostly because I'd almost be embarrassed to say I've done it. Carmen Electra's Stripaerobics is kind of a joke. However, I don't knock anyone for trying it. To each is own and frankly if it gets you going then bring it on!! I too have dabbled in belly dancing which is great if anyone is looking for a lil extra tummy moves! I guess it just seems silly to me that there's some gimmick to get women to exercise by incorporating a pole. haha. But for a lot of peeps exercising is a chore, so you gotta give her some props for the gimmick. Maybe her and Paris should get together to properly expose it. lol

Ok seriously, updating my netflix and had to share a couple I was chuckling at. Little Big Man The Insider Wag the Dog

Hahaa. Hilarious. Valntyn - Twas my wording of the recent trend of lack of hair. hehe I have to say as well Whittibo, you got me thinking about trend cycles. I wonder if in ten years it will come full circle. But like Valntyn I'll have to agree, i'll stay out of the limelight of trendsetting on that run. It was a good point brought up regarding it being eye catching to see hair on a woman in full bushiness. I think I remember seeing someones DVD review that commented on how funny and uncanny it was to see now a days. A blast back to the 80's. It is eye catching, a bit of a deer in headlights everytime I've run into it. However V, while you may have been shaving for the past couple decades, it's really only been mainstream for the past ten years.