*Mikayla's~Man*

I am so glad your Trojans were TROOPERS!!! lol MM

Do you have a cyberskin cock ring? What about a realistic cyberskin pussy? Does your woman have a cyberskin dildo? Well, if you have answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then I have something you NEED! Any one who has cyberskin toys NEEDS to take care of them. This handy little cyberskin renew and care kit is perfect for the cyberskin lover! This convienent little kit comes with a 2 fl. oz. bottle of Climax personal lubricant, 1.5 oz. bottle of CyberSkin Renew and 2 fl.oz bottle of Cyber Clean Antibacterial Soap. So, if you ever wanted to know how to care for your cyberskin toys - here is a kit that has it all - including cyberskin compatible lube - gotta love that! We use it on all our cyberskin items - and you should too! Pick some up today! MM Care for your Cyberskin

Add some ELBOW GREASE to your masturbatory moments with this thick, unscented, long-lasting lubricant. I have always been a big fan of lotions and slikery lubes as I thought they added the necessary "slick factor" to my whack off time. THis lubricant is completely different - and in my opinion better - than thinner lotions. There is no avoiding the fact that men masturbate - A LOT. I am no exception. This new lube that was sent for me doesn't say that it is just for masturbation, but after opening thre bottle I knew that it was. It is white and about the consistency of Crisco - and equally as greasy. While you may be initially turned off by the grease factor - let me assure you, it works in your favor. I globbed a good amount into my palm and began rubbing my member. I noticed the difference instantly. I could "FEEL" more than when I used traditional, thinner lubes. Instead of slipping and sliding my way down my shaft, there was a modicum of resistance - but not TOO much resistance. Your hand glides up and down your cock, but doesn't stick. The greasy texture allows for long-lasting use and a unique sensation. I had a nice, long session with this lube and never had to reapply before my climax. The only downfall - if you could even consider it a downfall - would be that once the lube "dissolves" it leaves a bit of a greasy residue on your hands. All you need is some soap and water and you are cleaned off! This lube is worth every cent of it's fifteen dollar price tag! If you want to bring your solo moments to a new level - get Elbow Grease and let the lube do the work for you! MM Get the Grease

The angle of the pussy is right on - if you have her placed on a pillow or something. The angle of the ass hole is a little odd, it is straight on the bottom of the item, so you have to kind of "hold her" up to get in. I prefer the pussy hole for that reason!

I guess I am just the typical guy. I love sex, foreplay, light bondage. My fantasies have pretty much all been met by Mikayla. What I like to do or have done in bed is this: I love to have a slow night, where she and I can kiss and caress and fondle each other before any "sex" happens. I love to move between her legs and feel her wetness that I know is just for me. Fingering and licking at her pussy and hearing the dirty words come from her mouth because I have her so horny and she loves what I am doing so much. Sliding my fingers into her pussy one at a time until I get to 3 and then finding that G-Spot and feeling the gush of liquid on my face! Hearing her beg me to stop so she can suck my cock and ride me. Then, when she gets to my cock she sucks and licks it like it is the best thing ever. Taking it ALL the way down her throat, teasing me with a nibble or two, using her hands and fingers to play with me all over. This gets me so hot I beg her to fuck me. When she climbs on top, her huge breasts bouncing for me and I can grab those nipples and hold her hips as she grinds on me just enjoying the pleasure of being taken while I rub her clit hard with my fingers is the best ever! If we change positions, I love to get her in doggy style and pound her so hard I can feel my cock bottoming out in her pussy. Then, if she obliges, sliding my cock into her ass and hearing her moan in joy - with perhaps a vibrator in her pussy as well. The orgasms are secondary to the immense joy I get from just being with her! My fantasy is just to keep having hot sex with my wife! I guess there is not much more for me than that! MM

To steal a phrase from my adorable wife: this item is a MIKAYLA'S HUBBY'S MUST HAVE!!!! As many of you know, my wife is 7 months preggo - and our sex life is still pretty damn good! However, the powers that be at TooTimid have been setting me up for that time when Mik won't be able or in the mood for loving! They sent me a realistic pussy molded from Jenna Haze's petite pussy and ass. This partiular realistic vagina is on the less expensive side - but it is worth EVERY PENNY and MORE! A few nights ago my wife went out with the girls and when I went into our bedroom I saw that she had pulled out this lifelike pussy and placed a note on it that said, "Have FUN!" I am not one to dissapoint or disagree with my wife, so I decided that I would. I took "Jenna" out of the packaging and gave her a thorough inspection. Made of cyberskin, she is soft and supple - lifelike (not exactly like real, but close), she is shaved bald (LOVE THAT, HATE HAIR), and there was a vaginal opening and an anal opening. Looked like fun to me. This item comes with a removeable bullet (which takes 2AA batteries) and some lubricant. I got the batteries in, the lube ready and laid her onto the bed. I decided since there is a hole through the back where your penis would go through that I better put a towel on the bed or Mik would freak from the leakage spot. I positioned her between my legs and investigated. It was nice to just sort of fantasize and touch this pussy while stroking myself. I felt a little "bad" fucking this replica - but I had Mik's blessing - so it was all good in my hood! After I got hard I squirted what I found out was WAY too much lubricant into her and inserted my cock! I was happy she was so excited to have me! The "holes" stretch out quite a bit and when you place your cock in, it sort of "snaps" shut on your cock, delivering a tight and pleasurable hold. The inside is also ridged for YOUR pleasure! As I began to pump in and out I was really, really plesantly surprised at the sensations. Of course, nothing can beat the real deal (especially when you are married to Mikayla) but this felt pretty, damn good! The tightness, the slippery lubricant and the ridges combined to give me a really nice ride! I decided not to use the bullet because my cock was coming out the other end as it was - and the bullet would have taken up space - plus, I didn't need it. I changed holes to the anal side and in a few minutes blew my load on my towel (thank goodness I had it). This toy really only has one downfall - if you are a longer man you will poke through to the other side easily, BUT, the sensations while you are stroking are great! This realistic pussy is a bargain at twice the price and would be great for any man looking to add some fantasy to his masturbation time. Also, you do not need too much lubricant with this toy like you do with other masturbators - a little works a long way - and the free lube supplied does the trick just fine! She cleans up easily with soap and water - and some cyberskin renew! When Mikayla came home she asked me how my night with "Jenna" went - I told her, "it was OK." I guess that will just be our little secret now won't it? MM Must have this NOW

This product is GREAT! If you have toys, you KNOW the importance of cleaning them. How many times have you pulled out your favorite toy (or your wife's favorite) and it looks a little suspicious? You know, hairy, sticky, filmy? Well, in a pinch there are these wonderful little antibacterial toy wipes - just WIPE and PLAY! My wife, Mikayla, is a germ-phobe - she is constantly washing and rewashing everything in our house - including our sex toys. With these wipes we can take out the toy we are going to use, wipe it down and go. It is that easy. Plus, these are not just for toys - you can use them anywhere - although the packaging might deter public display. Everyone should have some of these nifty wipes - they really do the trick! Play Clean

Ok, while the premise of this product seems good in theory, this item simply bombed for me! This little jelly like penis and ball prison is simply TOO SMALL for me. Now, I am an average guy - not super huge - but have never had complaints. This penile bondage aparatus was simply too tight to squeeze my penis into! It is made of a clear, jelly like substance which I suppose is meant to stretch. It resembles a small pistol with the barrel for your penis and the handle for your balls. Unlike a cock ring, but I suppose with the same idea, the ball contraption is meant to contain your boys and the 3-inch penis wrap is meant to "sqeeze" your shaft. There is also a vibrating bullet that goes where the crux of the two meet. I would think, if your penis is any larger than an Oscar Meyer Weiner, this would NOT work well for you. Also, as I looked at it, I wondered how that would feel to your partner. It seems as if the natural friction would cause this item to roll back upon the penis. I didn't get to test this theory however, because I could not get it on my penis! In an effort to get this on my penis to try properly I almost injured myself - so in that case this is definitely an ejaculation delayer - in fact, it is an erection delayer! My personal thoughts are if you are adventurous and REALLY want your penis in tight restraints - give this a try. If you are like me and relish blood flow to your manlihood - leave this one to those bondage junkies! Delay the Moment........ MM

Well, Mikayla and I used to put them in clear, plastic containers under the bed UNTIL our son decided to show one of his friends mommies "massagers." Since he was only 5, we figured we should step it up. We bought hard, wooden, LOCKABLE boxes that fit under the bed. We had to sort out our favorite toys and put them in the basement, and only keep the creme under our bed. She got the boxes at an Army Navy store, I think. Now our toys are safe and secure from wandering hands and eyes!

You know, Mikayla and I have noticed this nasty trend in adult films. I am not stranger to licking around Mikayla's ASS, but I sure as HELL would NOT kiss her or go to her pussy from there! I think that in this films the actor probably does wash his cock first - but they do not show that - so who is telling the young guys watching this? There are things I like to see that might be a little...well...fantasy like in a film. Like, I do enjoy a good cum shot on the face. It is a turn on. I also do like watching anal sex. However, for me, watching a woman lick the residue from her ass off the guys cock really, really doesn't do it for me! I find it degrading to women! MM

I think sometimes that the best cock ring is the standard ring. You can get the vibrations from a bullet and don't have to worry about burying yourself deep into your woman to give her the brief clitoral stimulation! Good review though! MM

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I am so amazed at how many of my work buddies do not want to do foreplay? You know, we talk about sex - and they are like, "yeah dude, I got laid last night. She blew me then I fucked her good." I always ask, no oral for her? No 69? THen the standard answer, "hell no bro, I get mine and then GET MINE!" I do not understand this concept. I LOVE to eat Mikayla out and I will do it until she begs to be fucked! Sometimes I get a blowjob before, sometimes after, sometimes during. Mostly, we give each other a ton of pleasure before we have sex. THere are rare occassions when we go from Blow to Go - but normally, no way. I love to see her squirm WAY too much! MM

I was one of those "foolish men" and now, I pretty much do it all in the name of pleasure!! Congratulations Tyger...I am sure your hubby is a very fullfilled man! MM

I had pain after ejaculation once - it was a bladder infection - get it checked out dude! MM

To say that Mik is a neat freak is an understatement! If even one drop of lube gets on our comforter - we are washing it THAT night! I mean, I understand anal toys - they get, um, icky sometimes - but a drop of lube.....gee wiz! MM

Actually, when I was 13 I broke into my stepdad's porn cabinet and watched a film while they were out. They came home and saw that the cabinet had been broken into. I NEVER lived it down. The "you know, your hands will get hairy if you masturbate too much" and the "I think you are getting cross-eyed" and all that. Then, when I brought Mikayla home to meet them it was AGAIN brought up at the dinner table. God bless my fiancee, she just smiled, took a sip of her water and said, "oh, is that all? I used to call sex lines that I thought were free and ammassed a $300.00 phone bill! Imagine my mom's surprise!" I thought they were all going to choke! I would have married her then and there if it wasn't that we were already planning the day!!' MM

I tell you, if I had known back when I was 16 that there were all of these great products to help guys get off - I might have taken more hours at the Pizza Hut to pay someone to buy me some! Back in the day all we had was our Mom's Sears catalog and some hand cream - or if you were really lucky - you found your Dad's stash of porn. Whatever there was, we men made the best of it, and got REALLY good at doing it right quick! So, the question then becomes are these products actually better than good old trusty righty or lefty? Well, the easy answer is: some are, and some aren't. I have found that there is a WIDE difference in masturbators. Some are too loose, some are too tight, some actually HURT. It is a scary proposition sticking your pride and joy into a hole and not knowing whether he will come out alive! So, whenever I have come across masturbators, I have shied away. That is until Mikayla became a reviewer and got some stuff for me to try! Well, this latest masturbation sleeve looked very promising to me. It is made out of cyberskin (ALWAYS a plus) and had a removable bullet for stimulation (added bonus). It is 5.5 inches long (but looks longer) and is 2 inches around - so smaller inside for your cock. The remote for the bullet takes 2AA batteries (which we have tons of) and it comes with a sampling of lube. With Mikayla out for the night, I inserted the batteries, took out the sleeve, got some Astroglide lube (remember do not use silicone lubes with cuyberskin toys) and I got myself ready to play. The thing about masturbation sleeves is, you still have to stimulate yourself to get your cock hard enough to insert. I used the bullet taken out of the sleeve to help myself out. Once that is all good....it is all good. This particular sleeve has some upraised pleasure bumps on the inside -that was a pleasant surprise. I placed the bullet back in and began to pump. The amount of astroglide that I put in there was WAY not enough. I added a whole bunch more and then was good to go. The size is nice- semi-tight. The action is good and smooth with enough lube. The length is good, because you do not go all the way down. The vibrations are strong- but you only feel them on the down stroke, then nothing. I felt like I wanted more of that! All in all this little gadget finished me off nicely in about the same time as my hand would have. It was not a lot of work like some masturbators are, and it felt nice and smooth. Because it is made of cyberskin it will last a long time with good care. I give this masturbator an "A" for feeling and functionality, but maybe a "C" for appearance. It is really just simple and looks sort of like Chinese Hand-Cuffs. If you are looking for something to get you off that will provide a different sensation than your hand - go for this sleeve. Simple and sleek it will get you off! MM Get it and get off

No Nasty pill or late pregnancy issues. When Mikayla is right, she is right and she will call you on it in a heartbeat. I have seen plenty of "cheap shots" from both of you. I would say that you do seem extremely knowldegable in the prostitution thread.

Well, you all may or may not remember this, but quite a while ago Mikayla and I tried the Max Size Erection Cream - and we had great success with it. In fact, we both found it pleasurable and it actually helped keep me harder - longer! So, when I saw these little wipes in our last box, I was anxious to try. Last night Mik was out with girlfriends so I took the opportunity to try out the wipes with my new masturbation sleeve (to be reviewed later today.) I read the instructions and they say to simply: wipe on and dispose. So, I got myself relatively hard, then 'wiped and disposed.' One of the main ingredients in a list of otherwise non-descript things is lidocaine. Lidocaine is a topical anastheptic which I assumed was to desensitize my cock. While the cream form of this product instantly created a tingling sensation, these wipes really did not. They felt cool - like an alchohol swab - but not tingly. I did not notice an immediate hardening of my cock as I did with the cream. I decided to take another wipe (hey, I had 2) and used it. I felt a little more hardness with the second wipe - but not a whole lot. I proceeded to use my "love sleeve" - which requires quite a bit of lube. I am not sure if the lube wiped away what the little wipe had put on - but I sure didn't notice any difference than before. I played and came and I feel that it was all in about the same time as it would have been without the wipes! I would much prefer using the cream - which we do - and would suggest for buyers to start wtih the cream, not the wipes. FOR ME, they really did much of nothing. FOR YOU, they may work - but I am not sure! Get the Wipes MM

Dear God - Howard makes it sound like you will be dead in a week. Mikayla and I have been together for over 10 years now and when we started dating i rubbed her feet and back. I suffered the same as you are describing but over time you build the muscles in your hands and forearms and as that happens your endurance increases as well. Massaging requires movements that you don't typically do with your hands and it works many muscles harder than they are used to. My blood is basically caffeine and I now rub Mikayla's feet, hands, legs, back. . . sometimes for two hours now that she is pregnant. So don't pour out the coffee. Just start out for a few minutes a foot or something and do that for a few weeks and just keep increasing periodically. Also, don't knead so hard. Rub or massage with the base of your hand or your knuckles. Switch it up and the feeling is good for her and it saves your hands. Plus, you will need those hands for other things after the massage. Trust me - The fact that you are thinking enough of her to massage her will get you a lot of Brownie points. As Mikayla noted, if there is a possibility that you may suffer from Carpal Tunnel then what i said above won't work.

Well I can answer this. Mikayla and I have anal sex and double penetration sex often and I can tell you about both ways. When Kayla has a vibe or even a plug in her ass and I enter her pussy, the feeling is one of snugness! Extreme and satisfying snugness. If she has a vibe going or a plug with ridges and bumps I can feel the vibrations or the bumps while I am inside her. It is a very, very unique and arousing feeling. In similiar fashion, when I am in Kayla's ass (this alone is tight and very fullfilling - and she then inserts what is usually a larger vibe) then I go nutso! Not only am I having anal sex but the tightness plus the vibrations will send me over the edge super fast. So, to answer, what I feel is an intense snug fit, vibrations and just plain AWESOME!

Ah, Carmen Luvana - the beautiful blonde, big busted porn star. When I saw this 'life size' love doll in OUR latest box I was SOOOOO excited. Mikayla and I have wanted a love doll for while, so I anxiously awaited the perfect night to play. I must confess, when I took the doll out of the box I was very disappointed. First of all, I do not know what 'life sized' means in adult sex toy lingo, but this little doll stood shorter than Mikayla - and she is short. The doll resembled a child's size - and looked like a cartoon. The hands and feet do not have fingers - they are "mitten like" hands - with no form. The face - well, let's just say it has a permanent look of surprise! I understand that the mouth is for oral lovin' - but in the meantime I was like, "uh, what is so surprising lady?" Her hair is OK, not realistic,but I didn't expect it to be. It is blonde, and long and flows OK once you blow up the doll and sort of play "hairdresser." Blowing her up was not much fun - I eventually went and got my air compressor - that worked well. However, I had to sneak the doll out to the garage to fill her up, and then carry her back to my house. Of course, my neighbor was out in his garage and gave me the FUNNIEST look - I just waved and resisted the urge to wave the doll's hand! Then I thought, it would be cool to fill her with helium - but that is another story. Her breasts were probably the biggest dissapointment. I am married to Mikayla - Mikayla has LARGE, PERKY TITS! They are beautiful. I was excited that this doll has big breasts but they were hard like those cheap children's masks and did NOT look realistic at all. The color of them also differs from the color of the rest of the doll - which I can only describe as "Barbie Nude." I took the cyberskin "pussy and ass" out of the box - and I have to say, THAT looks realistic. It felt smooth, soft and sexy. You can use this sleeve separately, or you can place it in the doll. I decided to place it in the doll - and while if you concentrate ONLY on the private parts - you can think it looks more realistic. I prefer bald beavers - she is bald - so that was all good. The only problem with this was that the color of the pussy didn;t match up with the color of the rest of the doll - and the fact that the little vibrator thing that inserts into it hangs outside the body to turn on and off. IT kind of looks out of place - but oh well. With the doll complete I only had one more thing to do - "use" her. Mikayla came in to check it out, and as I expected her to, she laughed. I was about to call this quits when she grabbed the doll, put it in front of her and said, "hey big boy, I am naked and ready, want to fuck me." That did it, I had to laugh and get it out of my system. I asked Mikayla to kindly leave - I am a gentleman and fucking another woman with my wife in the room didn't do it for me. While we have talked much about the threesome experience with using a doll, tonight was not the night. I lubed up the inside of Carmen, and began to insert my penis into her. The doll kind of "jumps" up to meet you once you start putting pressure on her and you have to hold her down there to get into the plastic pussy. Obviously, the doll is light, so this poses a bit of an issue with keeping her DOWN. Even with all the problems, the cyberskin sleeve felt REALLY, REALLY good! The vibrations are an added bonus of course, but you can control the tightness of "her" with a turn of a dial. I didn't turn her over to use the other orifice- I had no need. In some weird way, the doll was doing it for me. Not her body or her face, but the way the tight sleeve combined with a lower body AND the fact that Mikayla was in the next room, got me going good and soon I came right into the sleeve! I hadnt thought about how hard it would be to clean, but I was willing to deal with it. Overall, this doll is what you would expect for the price. This is not a $5,000 Real Doll, but a fun, inexpensive way to add a little something to your private time. I have discerning tastes when it comes to my partner so for me, this doll lacked a little in the appearance category. However, for younger guys, this would be perfect - or for a bachelor party gift right on! I would also say that the masturbation sleeve can be used with the doll or as a hand held - I think that overall that is what is worth the price. Supposedly molded from Carmen herself, it is a realistic look and feel - even if it is placed within a lifesize Barbie doll! So, if you are looking for a little love doll to spice up your private time - this is not a bad bet. While I am sure there are better, there certainly are worse. Also, while I am not sure if Mikayla and I will use her for a threesome fantasy, if you have good imaginations it just might work well for that. Keep in mind that this is a DOLL - not Carmen herself - if you do that, you will be just fine! MM Wanna LOVE Carmen??

This is the story of 3 little cock rings.....3 rings as different as a redhead, blonde or brunette. THese rings were all hopeful prospects for our next great cock ring. Mikayla and I love cock rings - and I find that they do keep me harder longer - and that is a good thing. So, after a beginning of some fantastic oral by my sweetie, we pulled out the first ring, the SUPERBALL: This cock ring looks a lot like many rings on the market, but it is much different. The ring itself is a series of ball bearings all incased in 100% silicone. When I removed it from its handy tin carry case, I could tell that it would be a TIGHT fit. I tried to open it a bit with my hands, and it has some give, not much. We tried to slip it down my shaft - but it wouldn't go very far. It is way too tight for me. In fact, most cock rings are supposed to go over the cock and balls - this one wasn't even going down my shaft. I really wanted it to work, but it was just too tight. I would suggest that only a man who likes really, really tight pressure on their shaft would like this ring -but for me, just too tight. It was the dud of the group. Next in line was the Mach-O Ultra Erection Keeper: Hoping that our next prospect would be a winner, we eagerly put it on my shaft and around my balls. Unlike the first ring, this one was very stretchy - almost too stretchy, but much more comfortable than the first. I am not sure what this was made of, but it felt like soft jelly. This ring is interesting. It has a vibrating bullet on the top side with pleasure "nubbies" for clitoral stimulation. The ring has some bumps around it, and the most intriguing part - there are 2 ball bearings of 2 sizes - that are to put into your anus. I was intersted and excited. Mikayla tried to get those ball bearings into my anal canal - but they just pulled right out. While they are encased in a stretchy jelly as well, they do not want to stay extended, but want to snap right back - which is what they did. With the ring on my cock and over my balls - I turned on the little vibrating bullet. As I began to have sex with Mikayla, I could feel the vibrations and thought that it was good for me - but Mikayla couldn't feel them much at all. I had to bury my cock into her and NOT move for her to feel the vibrations. Now, while I like to do that, it is not conducive to a great night of sex. Mikayla commented that a separate bullet would have been the better option. SO, this ring works good for some extra stimulation, does NOT work well for the anal stimulation, and doesn't do much for the woman most of the time. I would suggest that it is good for beginners and for the man. Finally, we stopped long enough to pull out (pun intended) our ace in the hole, the Total Package: This one ended up being my favorite - and Mikayla's too. It is made of cyberskin - so it is soft and stretchy. Ther is a loop for your shaft and a loop for your balls. This ring is just right...not too tight, not too loose. There is also a slot for a vibrating bullet - so I hoped it would work. We slid the ring onto my shaft and used the smaller ring for my balls. Now, while this does add extra pressure for your balls, it doesn't add as much pressure as a one piece ring - but it is nice anyway. We turned on the bullet and I was surprised by the heavy vibrations. It was very, very nice for me - I wanted Mikayla's perspective so I entered her and went to work. She said she noticed the vibrations on this ring much better than the others, especially during doggy style. I could tell that my cock was harder and that she was loving it. We had been having sex on and off (to switch rings) for quite a while now and I had no feeling of being done. It seemed like hours - but it was probably more like 1/2 hour) - that we had sex with the last ring on. When I finally exploded it felt WONDERFUL! I would definitely recommend that ring to ANY MAN who wants a little something more during sex - and for their woman too! So, there was a DUD, a STUD and a mediocre ring in this experiment - but I leave it up to all you guys to pick your favorite! Happy playing and experimenting! SUPERBALL Mach-O TOTAL PACKAGE

My wife would NEVER, and I mean NEVER lick or suck my toes, for admittedly they are disgusting. I, however, rub her feel almost every night, and often times it does lead to sex. We are not into foot fetishes or toe fucking though - just regular rubbin! MM