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This one I really have a problem with. IMO, This is more about the lady and self-image. Clothes do not make the person and the words "whore or slut" tend to take over here. That distracts from everything that really matters here. In your home there is nothing to say this is wrong. Be a slut, be a whore, if you choose to be. You and your SO are the only ones who decide if it is wrong or right! Let NOONE else determine your limits for you!!!

You have to wait until they have kids of their own for them to see the brilliance! Until that point we are usually just the people they have to tolerate because we pay the bills!

I doubt that Viagra would flag you on any test. That is one I have never seen, but don't hold me to facts on that. Use the old CYA manual and you should be good to go!

I could waste a whole lot of storage pasting articles about this trash. Even more showing how incompetent this nappy headed skank is that leads DHS! This is nothing more than budget and existence justification for that whole mess of incompetent fools!

I must have missed something here. Que paso with the ring?

Patriot Micro Chip THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

My brother and I got our first mini-bike when I was 5-6 years old. I have been on many bikes since. We didn't learn safety with bike #1 sice we were in the sand and didn't have to worry too much since we could barely keep it upright. The lessons I have learned, oft times the hard way, are that I am more responsible than the other guy when my life is at stake! Why should someone in a 4 wheel vehicle with fiberglass/metal wrapped around them give a shit about my ignorance? They rarely care about their own. I am not saying Tyger is wrong here folks, so don't jump on this as a rant in her direction. She is very much in the right to be concerned!

They show up in the most unexpected places! http://accidentaldong.blogspot.com/

<H1 style="DISPLAY: inline">Explicit 'pornaments' back on shelves</H1>Published: Nov. 10, 2009 at 3:14 PM featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions are back on store shelves in Jacksonville, Fla., a pastor says. The decorations, dubbed "pornaments" by some when they triggered protests three years ago, have returned to the holiday ornament aisles of some shops, WJXT-TV reported Tuesday. Instead of a line of six sexually oriented ornaments, just the reindeer and snowmen are being offered this <!--fonto:--><span style="font-family:"><!--/fonto-->holiday season, the Jacksonville TV station said. Clint Wilder, the Arlington Family Church pastor who organized protests against the ornaments three years ago, said he is even more disgusted by the items now. He did not say if he was planning to take action against the products resurrected this year. http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/10/Exp...52071257884054/

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Stunning news from the world of pro golf! Fox News and Golf Digest have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour last week after beating the world's number one golfer. The news came in the aftermath of discovering that the previous world's number one golfer played the wrong holes!

Tiger Woods Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards…….. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Little Johnny... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta' here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Why I fired my secretary....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch... Naked

Red Phone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night......... A TRUE IRISH GHOST STORY This happened in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock story, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. No cars were traveling that night.. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!! The car started moving, very slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared out of his wits, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road. So, gathering his strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to the pub. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and.....definitely wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door flies open and two other people stumble in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked to the skin and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one of the men at the door said to his friend ... 'Look Paddy, there's the freakin' idiot that got in the car while we were pushin' it.'

Arkansas player ends game with noble gesture I didn't find a link to the original article. This is said to be a factual event. Arkansas player ends game with noble gesture Luke Matheson ArkansasVarsity.com Publisher Thamail Morgan took the kickoff and headed up the field. He was at the 20 ... 30 ... 40 He had been avoiding, dodging or just simply running through tacklers on the way. Football always had come easily for Morgan. This game was no different. By the time he hit midfield, only open space was ahead of him. The two-time Arkansas all-state selection was headed for a touchdown. 40 ... 30 ... 20 He glanced at the clock and saw the final seconds ticking away. He realized his team, Cave City, was on the way to a victory over Yellville-Summit, comfortably ahead, 34-16. He also realized two other things: This wasn't an ordinary game. And he wasn't the same Thamail Morgan. When he reached the 2, he stopped. He took a few steps back and took a knee at the 5-yard line. ****** Yelleville-Summit is a co-op program, a combination of two small rural schools in the northern part of Arkansas, near the Missouri border. Combining the schools allows them to field a football team. But even then, the squad is so small that coach Calvin Mallett has to bring extra uniforms in case a lineman gets hurt and someone needs to fill in. On Sept. 11, before a game with Salem, the schools came together for a pep rally. Afterward, four of the players piled into the bed of Kymball Duffy's truck to head to his house for a pre-game meal. According to Marion County Sheriff Roger Vickers, this is what happened next. As Duffy came over a hill, he quickly came upon a brush pile in the road. Duffy swerved into the other side of the road, attempting to avoid it. He lost control of the truck, sending it into a tumble. The four players in the back - whose names are not being released - were thrown from the vehicle. Miraculously, three of the players in the back suffered only minor injuries. A fourth remains in the hospital but appears to be headed for recovery. Duffy was killed at the scene. The game with Salem was cancelled. The town held memorial services for Duffy, then decided they needed to continue the season as part of the healing process. Before taking on Cave City, the most seriously injured of the four players in the back of the truck, spoke to the team from his hospital bed. Players from Yellville-Summit and Cave City met at midfield before the game for a moment of remembrance. Players on both teams were a No. 72 decal - Duffy's number - on their helmet. The game began and Cave City quickly scored. Minutes later, it scored again. And again. All hope for a storybook ending appeared lost. ****** Thamail Morgan is the type of player who can dominate a high school game. On every play. Last year, playing for Newport in a state playoff game against Heber Springs, he had 15 tackles, a sack and two forced fumbles on defense. He had 145 yards receiving and two touchdowns on offense. He was coveted by most Division I programs in the South. Then it all changed. In January, he violated an unspecified school rule that banned him from athletics for a year. Morgan would be eligible for basketball during his senior season but not football. A year away from football would hurt his chances of gaining a scholarship, so - after considering a number of options - he transferred roughly 40 miles away to Cave City. His scholarship offers did not travel with him. "Before I screwed up and got myself into trouble, I had some schools like Arkansas, Florida State, Ole Miss, and some other big schools looking at me,'' he said. "Now they are not looking at me, but I have no one to blame but myself for that. Hopefully I can get on someone's radar, even if it is a lower level D-1 or D-2 school." Cave City coach Jon Bradley was willing to take a chance on Morgan. But only if he met certain conditions. He not only is required to attend extra weight lifting and conditioning exercises, he is required to participate in after-school activities with a local church and meet with a pastor on a regular basis for counseling. "Everyone makes mistakes," Bradley said. "Thamail made some mistakes that did not allow him to play football anymore at Newport, and we knew what those mistakes were when he came here. I sat him down and talked to him, and let him know I was willing to give him a chance, but there were certain things that he would have to do in order to play for our program. "So far, he has accomplished, and continues to do everything he has been asked to do, and then some. He has transitioned well and the kids here have accepted him. He is doing well in class, and is a leader on the football field and is a great athlete. We feel fortunate to have him." ****** Bradley said he didn't get word the game with Yellville-Summit was going to be played until Tuesday. He then wondered all week how it would play out. "I did not know what to expect due to the tragedy,'' he said. "You go into the game wanting to win, but then, you feel bad doing it. When we went up 21-0 in the first quarter, I just can't explain how I felt. The atmosphere was so weird. I just can't explain it." His players sensed it too. "They told me on the sidelines that Yellville-Summit was not into it and they did not want to pad stats or run up the score,'' he said. "At that time, I started substituting our kids in and out of the game." At this point, what the game represented became clear to Bradley. "Everyone was glad that they were out there playing, getting some sort of return to normalcy,'' he said. "But everyone was going to be glad when it was over." Yellville-Summit eventually scored in the second quarter, after Cave City had replaced many of its regulars. Bradley did not have a problem with that. "I talked with Coach Mallet earlier in the week and before the game," Bradley said. "He let me know that if the game was to get out of hand, he simply did not have the players to substitute due to his numbers. So, I knew that when I pulled our guys, that there was a chance they would score." It was 28-8 at halftime. Then 34-8 at the end of three quarters. Yelleville-Summit scored a second time with little time left to make it 34-16. They had to kick off, sending a line drive that bounced its way to the back. To Morgan. "We didn't even think they would kick off," Bradley said. "And we had him (Morgan) all the way back. It was our top return team, but we only have one return team." What he did next surprised Bradley. "I did not tell him to kneel down, he did it on his own," Bradley said. "I did not expect them to kick it to him. I figured they would kick away, because he has the ability to break away. I did not know that he was going to do what he did. He broke tackles, ran sideline to sideline, and got to the 2, and just stopped. That is when he backed up and took a knee on the 5-yard line." ****** Morgan did not do this completely on his own. "We were on the sidelines yelling for him not to score," Bradley said. "Some of the players on the field were saying it, too. But I'm not sure how much he could have heard all of it." He heard it, Morgan admitted. But he didn't need to. "Before the game, we as a team talked about being classy,'' he said. "We did not want to come out in a game like this and not show any class. "As I was running, some of my teammates told me not to score, and I knew that scoring was not the right thing to do." He was glad to be a part of what happened. "I just want to thank my teammates for not only being classy all night, but pushing me to be classy as well,'' he said. The gesture was well received. "We weren't sure how gloomy they would be before the game,'' Morgan said. "They had gloom, but it was not as bad as we thought. We met before the game, and they told us that they did not want us to feel sorry for them, and they did not want us to back off just because of what happened. They wanted us to play them like we would have if Duffy has still been there with them, so we did. "After the game, they complimented us, and even thanked us for the way that we played them. They are some really cool cats, and I wish them the best of luck with their healing process and the rest of their season. I hope they make the playoffs." ****** What becomes of the rest of Morgan's football career remains to be seen. He is getting interest from Arkansas State and Central Arkansas. Bigger schools such as Southern Miss and Texas Tech are starting to re-enter the picture. At 6-1, 195 with a 4.5 time in the 40, there's no doubt he can play. It's the other issues that are a concern. Bradley is doing his best to make those go away. "I send things out to places and I tell schools, he's had some off the field issues, but if you're interested, please call me because it's not near as bad as what it sounds,'' Bradley said. "They assume his grades are bad or that he's done something really, really bad. Everyone deserves a second chance. He's doing the right thing." Bradley said he and Morgan have had many talks, but none of them have been about behavior. "He's not a discipline problem at all,'' Bradley said. "His grades are getting better. He'll have an opportunity to play. He's too good of an athlete and too good of a young man right now." Bradley admitted he had concerns at the beginning but they have proven to be unfounded. "I've never seen anything negative out of the kid,'' he said. "He's the most polite kid. He works hard. He knows he has one shot to get his education. "He's showing people he's doing the right thing." That was never more evident as when he kneeled down on the field.

A good look at MSM A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!

The mental part that Thur mentions needs a bit of addition. Not that he is wrong but there is another possibility. If he has been with women who refused to finish then he may have pressured himself to keep from cumming during oral!

Always a great place to return to with all the warm welcomes!

Lookout, the dickhead is back!

Went fishing Saturday. Took my regular fishing buddy and a new guy who turned us on to a new pond. My first 10 casts brought 8 fish to the bank. All worthy of stringer but I only had 2 on there. One about 4lb. and I'll call the other a heavy 5! The owner showed up while we were fishing and told us the Wildlife dept. said it should not be fished until 2011. My regular partner and I were talking about this afterwards and we are thinkng that the new guy needs to be assed out of this spot. He is taking everything he catches out of this pond. They have been hitting this place 5-6 people deep taking all the fish out. This pond has the potential to produce a state record if it matures like the man wants it to!

Just be careful baby girl!