LilyElle

Luckily for me, this was a freebie... I've bought only smooth toys in the past, because I've got a very sensitive, picky pussy, and with this I suddenly discovered that I do NOT enjoy bumps on anything I'm going to be inserting. I may eventually try again with a softer material, but after the pain of the bigger bullet, I will only be using it externally, and I've got a pair of dual bullets I like better for that... the up side is it's very quiet, so I keep them around for when I need to be extra-discrete. I'm glad so many of you like these, though. I wanted to love it, I really did...

I've got a fetish I haven't seen mentioned yet: musicians, especially pianists. Even if they aren't otherwise attractive, playing an instrument very well suddenly shoots a person way up on the hotness scale for me. I guess it's because I'm a musician myself, but a pair of hands wandering across a piano gets me all wet. And when my boyfriend starts playing me a piece on his guitar or on my piano, I just fall to pieces! Ladies, never underestimate the wonder of a musician's (or artist's) hands!

I've never given or received, but it's something I'd like to try. Unfortunately, it's one of the few things my boyfriend has given an unconditional "no" to: he won't do it, he won't let me do it to him. He's willing to experiment with other backdoor play (on me only), but rimming just isn't something he's comfortable with.

My boyfriend and I are just starting to play with this kind of thing in our sex life, so we haven't really figured out yet which side we prefer. The few light sessions we've had, we've alternated from day to day (though I've ended up as the Dom more than he has, because I've got more of an imagination, so it's easier for me to think up new ways to "torment" him). Since we're not really into the culture at all, our role preferences change with our moods... For us, it's nothing more than play, so we don't really deeply identify with the roles like some of you do.

I wish I had enough toys to play this game, it sounds like a lot of fun! Mine are all so different it would be too easy to tell them apart, even the bullets: they sound different, and I've had enough musical training I can identify all of my bullets by sound alone! Maybe I should apply to join the review team some day, I love doing reviews when I get new toys...

I think it may just depend on the person. I've given my boyfriend a bj with poprocks, and he said he could definitely feel them, but I've got a close friend who did the same, and her boyfriend didn't feel a thing. Sorry it doesn't work for you, though. Maybe that bag had been sitting on the shelf at the store for a while?

Personally, I think offering a beginner sleeve would be a great idea. My boyfriend has been toying with the idea of buying one for a while, but he won't let me buy him one because he's worried he won't like it and will have "wasted" my money, as he puts it. Offering one as the weekly freebie would be a great way for guys to figure out if they even like masturbators. I'm sure TT would end up with more guy customers who were too timid to order their first guy-geared toy before.

Congratulations! I remember the first time I squirted... My SO was so excited, even though he had to explain to me what the heck had just happened! I'd never heard of it before, so I was mortified. Once he reassured me, we were all set to get back to business... but because we hadn't been expecting me to ejillculate as he likes to call it, there was a huge wet spot on the mattress, so frantic clean-up kind of killed the mood, though we laugh about it to this day. Thick towels have become our best friends!

I live in an all-girl college dorm, which lends itself to all kinds of great stories... I was in the shower the other day, where I do most of my masturbating. The water was turned up as hot as it could go, and I was pumping my bigger vibrator in and out as fast and hard as I could, with my smaller, stronger vibe grinding on my clit. I was leaning against the wall of the shower so I didn't fall down, biting my lip to keep from moaning out loud. I had myself to the glorious point where there was no boundary between one orgasm and the next, just wave after wave after wave. Suddenly, I felt a thump through the wall I was leaning against. Then another, and another, and a soft, half-stifled moan. I had no idea who was in that shower, and it turned me on so much to not just hear, but FEEL them having sex. I must have let out an involuntary moan of my own, because they suddenly stopped, and after a few moments they shut off the water and all but ran out of the bathroom. I felt bad for interrupting their sex, but wow, was the rest of that masturbation session fun for me!

Amen to that! Though making my SO vibrate is loads of fun too.

Since your bf's is so bad tasting, you might want to give it a last try. I know it doesn't work for everyone, but anything that might help, right? Good luck!

Always store silicone toys separated from each other and from other toys! Even if you're just wrapping each one in a cloth in the drawer, keep something between those silicone toys, or they kind of melt into each other. If keeping all the original boxes to store things in isn't an option (for example, those of us who need to be discrete when moving in and out of dorms...), try to store each toy that doesn't play well with other toys in a plastic or cloth bag, and the rest in as many or few bags as you need. It's worked great for me. Hope this helps!

For the people whose main issue is with taste, my SO and I have found that certain foods definitely helped us with the taste. As other people have said, no alcohol/smoking for a few days for starters can help. Then lots and lots of fresh fruit and veggies for a few days, especially sweet fruits and citrus. (My SO's favorite fruits are pineapple and mango, which works out great for us!) The sweet fruits can sweeten the semen, and the citrus makes it more acidic, which helps get rid of that "Bleachy" flavor. (Quick biology lesson: a woman's vagina is normally acidic, which kills things like bacteria and yeast that try to make a home there. This acidity would kill the sperm, so semen is basic so that it can protect the little guys for as long as possible. Bleach is also basic, and the basicity of the semen can make it taste the way bleach smells... hence the adjective "bleachy") Avoiding much in the way of things like onions, garlic, asparagus, anything in the cabbage family, and cutting down on dairy may help to, but remember that you need to keep a healthy diet! Don't cut everything like this out at once unless you have absolutely ghastly cum and you only do this rarely! Your health is more important than convincing a woman to swallow. You may have to play around with food combinations for a while to see any kind of result. It usually takes about a week for me to taste any difference with my SO when he starts "fruiting it up" as we call it. I've had friends who never got the semen taste to a manageable level, and some that just had to try for a while to find a combination that worked. Whatever you do, good luck! (edit: On a side note, the above can work for the ladies too! Cranberry juice can work wonders for the flavor down there.)

Hey all, I've been lurking the forums for a while and figured it's time to stop lurking and start talking. I'm 20, I'm in an amazing relationship with a wonderful guy I've been with for almost 3 years. We recently introduced toys into our relationship, and it's been amazing. I had been afraid that he'd be intimidated by sex toys, with that whole "you've got me, what do you need THAT for?" attitude, but it turned out to be the polar opposite; using toys on me and watching me use them was a secret fantasy of his! His general outlook on toys is "it makes you come more, harder, faster? GREAT! Let's get ten!" so I sometimes have to curb his enthusiasm so he doesn't break the bank. Even among our most sex-crazed friends, we're now considered the most crazy, kinky couple because of the toys. This has led to some of my friends coming to me to ask about where they can get their first toy discretely... I point them straight here!