Members mailahn97 Posted October 26, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Girls try not to laugh too loud when you sing this! SING IT GIRLS!!!) At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count? [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!OMG. . .OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 26, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 :lol: To Funny! Thanks for my morning laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted October 26, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 That is the funniest thing I have read in ages!Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted October 26, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 LOL! You go girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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