Members chloegirl Posted January 15, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 I have found myself thinking lately about the large stash of toys, movies, lingerie, and other kinky stuff I have stored in my bedroom, not to mention the personal "dirty & erotic" pics and archived messages on my laptop and flash (that's all password protected at least but you never know if a computer savy person could still crack it!). What if some unforseen tragedy should come out of the blue? If I was rushed to the hospital with no time to prepare or a fatal accident? How would I feel having those left behind to find all this stuff? While the logical, forward thinking part of me says "big deal....sexuality is part of life....a gift to being human" and I have tried to teach it and preach it to my family....there is still that little part of me left over from my upbringing that makes me feel that it would be embarrassing to have anyone know the implied details of this very private side of me; the extent of which is shared with very precious few. I mean I know that it would gross most people out to come across a bin FULL of large toy cocks, vibrators, dildos, metal rings, etc...knowing I had used them....would it tarnish the way they remembered me? I mean once I'm gone, I'm gone....but what about the burden that might leave to them? Ok morbid I know! And I am in no way ready to throw this stuff out, relinquish my sexuality and enjoyment that I still get from this stuff, (heck without it I'd have to be close to celebate and at this stage my drive is still in high gear. I NEED and function best with multiple daily O's!...that would be toooo depressing!), not to mention the monitary value lol! but still.... you never know what each day will bring. Just wondering how you all think of this....especially the reviewers who have access to really enormous supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WendyNY Posted January 15, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 That's so funny ---- I think about it also sometimes. Like what if I died and my MOTHER were to go through our room--- Aside from the pictures and movies which we do keep locked up, there are all the toys. Oh, there is that one home movie we made YEARS ago --still on VHS tape--- I was enjoying taking my husbands nice hard cock in my mouth......Sure wouldn't want mom to see that ! My husband and his friend have made a "pact" of sorts. It's called "Porn Detail". In the case where one of them should die first, the other is responsible for cleaning up their Porn and additional stuff before it's discovered. I guess you will need to designate someone you can trust to do that for you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Jeezuz Christ...Only Women Think this way...Lol...Apologies Ladies... The vast majority of men are not concerned of this matter...In reality, its no big deal...Unless you have some illegal child porn, snuff videos, or something illegal, no one will give it a second thought. Everyone has skeletons in their closets, and some minor porn and sexual vibrator/doldos are not even remotely considered as skeletons. Though I dont have any porn stashed under my bed at home, or whips and chains in my "stabbin cabin", everyone has skeletons... Damnit, you just made me realize, I dont have anything worth hiding in my life...I dont have any Adult Toys...LoL... Im such a bore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 It's a concern. I do go through all my "stuff" once a year and do a clean out. If I haven't been using it or have something like it that I like better, out it goes. If something happened to me, DH is instructed to get big black trash bags to throw it out. Of course he can keep what ever it is he would like to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Kinda funny. But sorry, I got too many other fish to fry and things to worry about. This one doesn't rate. Besides, we're not allowed to die until the kids are grown and fending for themselves. Still a ways off.Besides, most of the toys are the wife's, so it's more her worry than mine. And her side of the family is full of scandal anyway; no one would blink an eye at the toys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 we're not allowed to die until the kids are grown and fending for themselves. Still a ways off.Besides, most of the toys are the wife's, so it's more her worry than mine. And her side of the family is full of scandal anyway; no one would blink an eye at the toys.Even when they are older your not allowed....And the scandal does sound intriguing, do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 My mom actually found mine once a few years ago! In fact up until recently I had a ton of stuff stored at her house, I realized my entire porn collection (30+ videos) are GONE. Some of my Toys have been "lost" as well I'm really hoping they horrified her enough to throw them out. Other than that. I go through once every couple of months and chuck stuff. Normally because I've broken something or it wasn't all that exciting to be with and I just don't see the point in keep it. Everyone who knows me knows I'm a playa (with myself anyway) so i'm not too concerned about someone finding anything, as long as it's clean and has fresh batteries who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 . . . i'm not too concerned about someone finding anything, as long as it's clean and has fresh batteries who cares? . . . . . . Clean and fresh batteries when they get their mits on them, or clean and fresh batteries when you get back to them?(you don't have to answer that. kind of a wise guy response) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 ....And the scandal does sound intriguing, do tell.Nuthin' very exciting. The usual kinds of things. Infidelities, including brothers-in-law with sisters-in-law. Drug abuse and alcoholism. Children born out of wedlock and kept secret, except no one can keep a secret so everyone knows about it. Children who look more like the mom's secret boyfriend (which everyone knows about) then the mom's husband (got some of that up the line in my family, too). The elderly relative who could be extremely judgemental of others, expecially the infidelious ones, spouting biblical verses and declaring what medieval punishments they should be subjected to; but who it turns out got pregnant herself back in the day while her husband was out of town for 4 or 5 years fighting in WW2. Now you might say, 4 or 5 years is a long time, all of us have our faults and can fall to temptation and all that. But that, coupled with her bitter, judgemental nature, plus some other things about her is all a bit much to reconcile and accept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 . . . . . . Clean and fresh batteries when they get their mits on them, or clean and fresh batteries when you get back to them?(you don't have to answer that. kind of a wise guy response)LOL well, i was a middle child and thus never learned to share well (if you didn't horde your toys, they were inevitably end up in someone else's stuff) so mostly clean because finding dirty toys would be gross and fresh batteries as a testament to how well i care for my BOBs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 16, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Nuthin' very exciting. The usual kinds of things. Infidelities, including brothers-in-law with sisters-in-law. Drug abuse and alcoholism. Children born out of wedlock and kept secret, except no one can keep a secret so everyone knows about it. Children who look more like the mom's secret boyfriend (which everyone knows about) then the mom's husband (got some of that up the line in my family, too). The elderly relative who could be extremely judgemental of others, expecially the infidelious ones, spouting biblical verses and declaring what medieval punishments they should be subjected to; but who it turns out got pregnant herself back in the day while her husband was out of town for 4 or 5 years fighting in WW2. Now you might say, 4 or 5 years is a long time, all of us have our faults and can fall to temptation and all that. But that, coupled with her bitter, judgemental nature, plus some other things about her is all a bit much to reconcile and accept.you said nothing exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted January 17, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 My oldest daughter knows about my...propensity...for toys. She knows where my stashes are--along with the porn--and has made a solemn vow that she will clean it all out before my mother has the chance to find it all. She may still miss a thing or two, but at least I know that my mother won't know ALL of my kinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted January 17, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 My oldest daughter knows about my...propensity...for toys. She knows where my stashes are--along with the porn--and has made a solemn vow that she will clean it all out before my mother has the chance to find it all. She may still miss a thing or two, but at least I know that my mother won't know ALL of my kinks... yes I've teasingly told my daughter and best friend the same thing and in theory they have an idea, but damnnnnn that box of cocks could be one heck of a surprise! lol I guess I will just have to count on them being my Disposal Service and let them just deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 19, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 yes I've teasingly told my daughter and best friend the same thing and in theory they have an idea, but damnnnnn that box of cocks could be one heck of a surprise! lol I guess I will just have to count on them being my Disposal Service and let them just deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WendyNY Posted January 22, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 The Man Show had a hilarious bit about this very subject back in 1999.I looked online, but couldn't find the video.Basically, Adam & Jimmy's idea was to have a service that is notified when you die.They come in your house and clean up all the stuff you don't want anyone knowing about.It was called The Rest Assured Disposal Service.You know, I remember seeing this episode ! I had forgotten all about it. It was hysterical ! I also tried to find the clip online--I looked on Youtube also----but like you---had no luck !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Well, at one point, I had over 300 sex toys! Yes, it's true!A couple of months ago, I went thru all of them. Some were dried up due to the bags not being air tight, some, their motors just wouldn't run anymore after many uses, cords were cracking, some I've "outgrown" and they don't do it for me anymore, and some I just didn't care for. A few I had were so similiar to others, I kept the newer versions of the toy. So, I had a ceremony disposing of some "lost loves", cleaning out one chest of drawers with 4 drawers completely! I have a nightstand with 4 other huge drawers, and one heart shaped large box with my most desired/used sex toys (there's about 8 in that box alone). I've made room for new acquirements!I wish I lived near Las Vegas. I saw on one of the shows on G4 that one company will take old vibrators for recycling, and give you a discount on a new one if you bring in an old one. THAT'S pretty cool!Anyway, now I'm back down to a reasonable number: 75......for now.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted March 24, 2012 Members Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 I have never counted how many. I know I have 2 totes that are for under the bed storage full of them and about 5-6 in a drawer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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