Members *Mikayla's~Man* Posted June 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Add some ELBOW GREASE to your masturbatory moments with this thick, unscented, long-lasting lubricant. I have always been a big fan of lotions and slikery lubes as I thought they added the necessary "slick factor" to my whack off time. THis lubricant is completely different - and in my opinion better - than thinner lotions.There is no avoiding the fact that men masturbate - A LOT. I am no exception. This new lube that was sent for me doesn't say that it is just for masturbation, but after opening thre bottle I knew that it was. It is white and about the consistency of Crisco - and equally as greasy. While you may be initially turned off by the grease factor - let me assure you, it works in your favor. I globbed a good amount into my palm and began rubbing my member. I noticed the difference instantly. I could "FEEL" more than when I used traditional, thinner lubes. Instead of slipping and sliding my way down my shaft, there was a modicum of resistance - but not TOO much resistance. Your hand glides up and down your cock, but doesn't stick. The greasy texture allows for long-lasting use and a unique sensation. I had a nice, long session with this lube and never had to reapply before my climax.The only downfall - if you could even consider it a downfall - would be that once the lube "dissolves" it leaves a bit of a greasy residue on your hands. All you need is some soap and water and you are cleaned off! This lube is worth every cent of it's fifteen dollar price tag! If you want to bring your solo moments to a new level - get Elbow Grease and let the lube do the work for you!MMGet the Grease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Awesome review! I was wondering, though, is there a scent to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted June 4, 2007 Members Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Nice review. Looks like a nice option for my SO for a lil' extra sauce while I'm gone! j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_d Posted September 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Flog the Dolphin, Choke Your Chicken, Slapping the Salami, it's all the same, jerking off. Any way you term it, it all needs some elbow grease to get it done.I got this product a little while ago and decided to try it out during a night of mutual masturbation with the little lady. She took out one of her favs and I decided to go manual and see if a little elbow grease would lead to a smooth solo session. I opened the container and took a whiff, getting a little on the end of my nose, and was pleasantly surprised that unless I put my nose right to the container, the smell was virtually non-existent. I ran my fingers through it and smeared a dab on my palm. It was not greasy or sticky, but the consistency reminded me of the old Icy/Hot muscle rub. Not what you want to get mixed up in the dark, ya know?Well, I took a bit more and began to work it in to my shaft while I was watching my personal porno. I noticed that as I got going, I was getting a slight numbing and it took a while longer than normal….well, a lot longer. I had to switch hands about five times. After my wife had her second and third, I still felt nowhere near close to mine. I was close to giving up on this stuff when I began to feel the familiar draw of my testicles pulling up and with some extra vigorous fisting, I had my orgasm. I went to hop in the shower before bed and noticed that after about 10 minutes, my cock was red and swollen, but not in the good way. It looked quite irritated, but was not tender or painful. I wonder if the cream has an additive that is to make you last longer. This lube is condom recommended, so I cannot say if they wanted to add something extra to let you go for miles or I might have just had a reaction to the lube it’s self. Either way, using this lube made masturbation feel more like work than I liked. Do Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted September 11, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Aw, sorry this product wasn't GREAT for you, Mike_d! I hope the irritation went away quickly and you got back to "normal" without any further issues.Very good review, by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members grubbie Posted September 28, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 I got some elbo grease about a week ago with a pleasure stroker and thought that this lube was great. when I got it I couldn't wait to try it . I headed for the bed room and a good porn. I laid down and open up the jar and seen that the lube was thick and white and was not sure how this would be but I took a finger full and rubbed down my very hard cock and couldn't belive how good it felt then we hit the stroker and it didn't take long to cum to a head will keep this one handy for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eikoops Posted October 1, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 ok ok i need to know if it is possible to use with blowjobs as well. this stuff sounds great for my SO but i know he would want me to introduce it first before he'd use it alone. i love oral so much that the idea of just giving him a hand job is a little disappointing. does it have a flavor? can you swallow it let alone put it in your mouth? if anyone has answers it would be very helpful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_d Posted October 1, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 I have to check my canister, but i will look at this and get back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 From what I am reading from the reviews & the product description on the Shopping Page, I would guess that it's NOT edible. The consistency, as one put it, is like Crisco aka lard, and no scent. Usually edible products BOAST on the packaging that it IS edible, AND has some sort of flavoring/scent to it. Plus, if it IS edible, TooTimid does a great job letting you know that on their Shopping page. My guess is NO, it's NOT edible. It's strictly for masturbationary purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eikoops Posted October 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 oh well, no harm in trying something new. i've never done a hand job before. (cuz i always get too excited and jump to oral) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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