Dick, Dick, Goose

[Tyger]

Are you into watching threesomes? Like a DVD that has no frills, fancy set ups, dialogue, or plots? Do you just like to see a girl get it on with 2 guys over and over again? Just want to watch some people really get down and dirty? Well, then have I got the DVD for you.

The jist of this movie is just as the title suggests: 2 guys and a girl. Not hired for their acting skills, the stars of this movie know how to give a show for threesomes. 6 different scenes, with 6 different girls follow the same script: fellatio, fingering, and fucking. Now, I’m all for all that, but I would like a little more variety and creativity. The close-ups were great in this film, and the picture quality was also really good too. I'm very particular about those things as well. And, call me cliché, but I also like women in adult films to be a bit more on the busty side. 2 out of the 6 women were busty enough for me, and most of them shaved as well, which I also like. The guys were ok, but most were a bit on the plain side for my tastes. I will say that I loved the latina near the end of the film. She was simply gorgeous! And she gave some killer BJ’s too!

But, if you just want to lay back, get comfy, and watch some people get down and nasty, then this is the DVD for you.

Wanna Play?

[Exotic Phoenix]

Are you into watching threesomes? Like a DVD that has no frills, fancy set ups, dialogue, or plots? Do you just like to see a girl get it on with 2 guys over and over again? Just want to watch some people really get down and dirty? Well, then have I got the DVD for you.

The jist of this movie is just as the title suggests: 2 guys and a girl. Not hired for their acting skills, the stars of this movie know how to give a show for threesomes. 6 different scenes, with 6 different girls follow the same script: fellatio, fingering, and fucking. Now, I’m all for all that, but I would like a little more variety and creativity. The close-ups were great in this film, and the picture quality was also really good too. I'm very particular about those things as well. And, call me cliché, but I also like women in adult films to be a bit more on the busty side. 2 out of the 6 women were busty enough for me, and most of them shaved as well, which I also like. The guys were ok, but most were a bit on the plain side for my tastes. I will say that I loved the latina near the end of the film. She was simply gorgeous! And she gave some killer BJ’s too!

But, if you just want to lay back, get comfy, and watch some people get down and nasty, then this is the DVD for you.

Wanna Play?

I received this DVD, too. My take:

Dick Dick Goose - what a title! It took a a second to figure it out: 2 guys (the Dicks) and a girl (the Goose). Now, I usually enjoy MMF scenes, and it's a big fantasy of mine, but boy, was this DVD boring. Part of the excitement of MMF, from a female perspective, is feeling naughty. I want to be made to feel like a dirty little whore for wanting 2 men, and that's usually done with some nasty talk or a little scene setup. Unfortunately, this DVD had none of that! I love extremes: either have outrageous costumes and scenarios where it's very obvious it's a fantasy, or set it up to be as realistic as possible. This thing was more in between, which doesn't work for me. A MMF situation COULD be realistic, especially with some of the scene locations (bathroom, camp grounds, barn, apartment floor), but to just dive into it with no talking! That's not realistic at all.

It would have been a big turn on if they pretended that one of the guys was part of a relationship with the girl, and then the girl talks about how horny she is and how badly she wants to bring another guy into the mix. Instead, it's just sucking and fucking with no real connection. Also, for a MMF DVD, there's no DP, which is strange. If you're gonna do two guys and 1 girl, I want to see some sandwich action! The vocal track seemed a bit weird also and I suspect some moans and groans were added after the fact (a normal practice, but seemed more obtrusive to me in this DVD).

All and all, it's an average, no frills, no anything collection of straightforward scenes. Not that exciting, but maybe it's just because I'm so warped. :-D

[Valntyn]

Not in the mood for a storyline? Just want a quick release without any frills, bad porno talk or exotic costumes? Then Dick, Dick, Goose is for you! Six scenes of MMF threesomes -- over and over watch two guys and a girl get it on.

Having read a couple other reviews for the DVD before I even watched it, I pretty much already knew what to expect -- and my expectations were right on the mark. I’m kinda picky with my porn... okay, REALLY picky... but this one wasn’t too bad, again, if you only want a quick release and no frills to entertain you with. If you’re looking for anything other than straight-up sex, you’ll be bored and sorely let-down.

The quality of the filming was good. Cameras bring you right up close and personal with the action, be it insertion or facial cum shots. Music plays throughout each of the scenes, so if you’re into dirty talk, you’ll have to make up your own as you go along.

There’s a little ass play, but nothing like I thought there’d be -- I thought for sure with six scenes of MMF threesomes, there’d be some double penetration or anal insertion, but there wasn’t. Maybe that would have been considered one of the “frills” this DVD doesn’t carry, who knows.

None of the men really did anything for me. A couple were well-built, but overall, they were pretty average. I was a bit disappointed in the women, also. I like bustier women in porn, yet only two of the six fit the bill for my tastes.

No plots. No frivolous costumes or exotic stages. No typical porn talk. If you’re not into frills and just want to watch pure sex and have a quick release, Dick, Dick, Goose is for you! Press play and see if you’re the next to be IT!