Members lynnzerben Posted July 9, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Once upon a time there was a little bird who was late in flying south for the winter. As he is flying he get so cold that he freezes and falls to the ground. A cow comes along and takes a crap right on the little bird. Soon the crap thaws out the little bird and he finds himself warm and happy. So he starts to sing. A cat hears the little bird's song and come over to investigate. The cat pulls the little bird out of the crap and cleans him off. Then he eats him.A the moral of this fine tale? Not everyone who shits on you is an enemy, not everyone who gets you out of shit is a friend, and when you find yourself in a place where you're warm and happy, keep your big mouth shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members me4now Posted July 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WifeMomSlave Posted July 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 So true!!! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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