Tyger Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn." ~Submitted by RN no name As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I ' m sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener". ~Dr. wouldn't submit his name I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Ken tucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." ~Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered.."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive." Submitted by Dr. Steven Swans on-Corvallis, OR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sexygranny Posted July 9, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Those are funny Tyger, I really like the Oscar Meyer Wiener one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted July 9, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh* That was a GREAT way to cheer me up, Tyger! Thanks, babe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted July 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Those are great, Tyger! Thanks for providing us with some humor each day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members me4now Posted July 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 you are the best my friends think i am crazy when i sit here laughing at your jokes. Oh laughter is so good for soul and your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WifeMomSlave Posted July 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 LMAO!!! of all the tunes to sing!! very funny! I like the bed ridden one was great too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted July 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 LMAO!!!! I needed a good laugh today!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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