Tyger Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Investment tips for 2007. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some "BIG BUCKS". Watch for these consolidations in 2007.1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace & Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood. 4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and be come: ZipAudiDoDa. 5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally ... 9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted July 29, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Tyger I needed a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lynnzerben Posted July 30, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 LOL! My fav are FedUP and Titty Titty Bang Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members learningeveryday Posted July 30, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Awesome, Tyger! Thanks for posting these daily for all of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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