Members Meg Posted August 22, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!Go on now - go, walk out the door,Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!![Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,with a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi speed![Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Meg Posted August 22, 2007 Author Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I didn't write it - it was a forward that a friend of mine sent via email! generally, I hate forwards, but I thought this was one cute.-Meg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted August 22, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Way cute, Meg! I LOVE it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted August 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 LMAO, thats too cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 THAT HAS to be the TooTimid theme song!!! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blueberry Posted August 24, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 LOL!!!!Now that is a good cover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted August 24, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 That was freakin hilarious. I'd like to see someone like Rupaul singing it on Kareoke. Yah I'd pay to see that. So funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted August 25, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 That's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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