Tyger Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!""What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, and I'm celebrating.""This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating", says the woman."What a coincidence" says the man and as they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" she told him."What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs!""That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?""I used a different cock," he replied.The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted September 1, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 LMFAO, thats too funny :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted September 1, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 aahhahaah. thanks for the giggles as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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