Tyger Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Farmer John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layer hens (called pullets) and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. John kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell at a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on his porch and fill out efficiency reports by just listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was. But one particular morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, ran for cover. To Farmer John's amazement, he saw Butch hold his bell in his beak, so it wouldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result? The judges not only gave Butch the 'No Bell Piece Prize,' they also awarded him the 'Pullet Surprise' as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted September 13, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 LMFAO THAT IS TOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joey9817 Posted September 13, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Well you know what happened when Old lady Hubbards Mule bit the feet off Farmers Johns prized Rooster dont ya??She ended up with two feet of farmer Johns cock in her ass! Sorry.....I saw an oppurtunity and grabbed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jennycherie Posted September 14, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 okay, my parents have chickens and that is too funny. I'll have to send it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members me4now Posted September 16, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 I keep telling you that your toooooo much LOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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