Nun At Hooters

[Tyger]

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked

into a local Hooters restaurant.

The place was hopping with music and loud

conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each

time the

lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to bartender, and asked, "May I please

use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you

that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig

leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she

proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and

the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun

a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't

understand... " Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the

restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the

bartender. "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled

nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the

leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out."

[krisleightate]

LMFAO thats too funny!!!!

[Valntyn]

*laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*

[jesso]

ahahahahahahahahahaaha