Tyger Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walkedinto a local Hooters restaurant.The place was hopping with music and loudconversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Eachtime thelights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.She walked up to bartender, and asked, "May I pleaseuse the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn youthat there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a figleaf.""Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and sheproceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, andthe whole place stopped just long enough to give the nuna loud round of applause.She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don'tunderstand... " Why did they applaud for me just because I went to therestroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said thebartender. "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzlednun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time theleaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted September 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 LMFAO thats too funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members jesso Posted September 24, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 ahahahahahahahahahaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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