Members jaxxy Posted October 2, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I think you're the father of one of my kids >> I think you're the father of one of my kids. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello." He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh no, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partnerwhipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No. I'm your son's teacher." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShyBear Posted October 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 LOL GOOD ONE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted October 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 hahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoveGoddess Posted October 11, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members unbelievable Posted October 11, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 HILARIOUS! I bet that has totally happened...well, maybe not those exact details...LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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