Killer Sex

[Mikayla1]

Ohhhhh poor Shyla.....she has been done WRONG! Dumped by one guy for another girl - in THE MIDDLE of a BLOWJOB - he doesn't even cum first??? She is left high and dry by others after they fuck her seven ways from Sunday......what can she do about it? KILL THEM ALL! Every woman wants - or perhaps daydreams about - killing an ex at one point or another, but does anyone REALLY do it? Will Shyla rise to the occassion? Watch and find out!This DVD production by Jill Kelly Films (yes, Jill is following in Jenna's shadow) has a bit of a plot - and A LOT of SEX. The storyline is simple and easy to follow and actually makes sense in the movie. The sex is varied and HOT - guy /girl, anal. vaginal, oral, girl on girl - you name it! The girls are way hot - especially poor Shyla! What guy would dump this blonde bombhell for another? Willing to do anyone, anywhere - Shyla gives one great performance after another! Whether she is fucking the cab driver on the stairs or licking her girlfriends in a lesbo train - she is always givin 110%! The other girls are equally stunning - with big breasts and clean, shaven snatches! The guys are - well, typical porno guys - but not too hard to look at.

The 'violence' in this film is in context and not over the top gross or disgusting. Speaking as a woman who doesn't like her horror flick mixed with her fuck fest, I can say that this film has the right mixture of suspense (yes, I said it) and good ole' adult fun! Find out what Shyla is really capable of and watch KILLER SEX! The Sex is KILLER, but who IS the KILLER behind it all?

Its KILLER

[Tyger]

Dating can be hell, there’s no doubt about that. Shyla has a hard time finding the right kind of guy, cuz every time she puts out, she gets screwed, in more ways than one. She fawns over these guys, showing off her sexy body, and making them feel so good, yet, she always gets high & dry! What’s a girl to do? Well, most girls would just brush it off, however, Shyla gets a bit violent, and starts a killing spree. Talk about a Black Widow Spider Gal! She gets her revenge on t hose that would think they could just use her and dump her out with the trash. At the end of this film, she’s awfully proud of the fact that her deeds are in all of the papers, and gets an evil glint in her eye, where you can just tell that she’s not going to stop.

Personally, I didn’t care for this film. I don’t like death in my porn. There’s “blood”, and screaming, but they do a good job of “hiding” the violence, and strongly hinting around to it, but, again, that’s just not my style at all. The sex scenes were great, and the bodies gorgeous. Maybe cheezy dialogue, but hey, not overly shocking there.

So, I will sadly give this film a thumbs down…..or should I say, I give this film the ax?

DVD of the Month for December 2007

Killer Sex

[elizabeth]

Wow.

Killer Sex.

They should have killed this "mood killer sex," because the profound awfulness of much of this movie actually occasionally turned my stomach.

This movie was like a recipe for "things you should not do in porn." Clearly, however, the filmmaker has never read a recipe for things you should not do in porn, so I will write her one.

1. If your porn stars cannot act, do not try and make your film about acting. People are not watching porn for the plot, and therefore if your stars cannot sustain it, you shouldn't make a big point of it. Remember, you're making porn. The plot is just an excuse to find new locations for your stars to have sex.

2. On that note, if you go to a lot of trouble to set up a plot point, don't waste the fact that we've had to watch that much poor acting by making it utterly irrelevant. She's sad? She doesn't want to meet her roommate's boyfriend's partner? Then, she's not going to start fucking him 5 seconds after he comes in the room!!!

3. "Artistic" camera angles during sex should not be clinical. You should not be staring at an isolated image of a woman's anus while a penis is sliding in and out of her vagina. It's not pretty. I don't want to be thinking "Oh, look. She did a lovely job of shaving her anus," while watching porn. In fact, I don't want to be thinking clinically at all while watching porn. Hardcore shots do not have to be that non-sexy. And there were a lot of isolated body part shots that seemed to be designed to say "look! They're really doing this! They're really having sex! Lets make it utterly impersonal while proving this to you!" There are ways to do a hot hardcore shot. I've seen them. These were not they.

Now for the question on everyone's minds… How was the sex?

When the angles weren't terrible, the sex was fine. There were some mildly interesting choices (vaginal sex with a neon blue butt plug inserted, a mmf threesome) along with all the standards (oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, double penetration, lesbian threesome, and lots of facials – why? Seriously, what is the appeal here, someone explain it to me.) Despite the variety, all the sex managed to be, by and large, completely not to my taste as almost every scene involved a lot of spitting, talking about body parts in the third person ("fuck that pussy"), and stupidly unsafe sex (fingering with long finger nails). Plus, all the women were bleached blondes with fake boobs who acted like idiots, three strikes against my finding them attractive.

Do I think this movie has an audience? Maybe. There are lots of people who like hardcore shots, spitting, bleached blondes, fake boobs, and only vaguely literate third-person dirty talk. However, do those people like serial killers in their porn? The movie is, after all, called killer sex, and there are some Real Life Murders (real death murders?) to whet your carnal appetites if that's your thing (they happen off screen).

All of which is to say… you may like this. I have a feeling it may appeal more to men than it would to women. It certainly didn't do anything much for me. Even when it would manage an occasional moment of hotness it was always ruined within a few minutes by something that made me gag.