Members snakeman Posted February 9, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted February 10, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 ahahhahahahahthat's so funny.Where do you find these jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members snakeman Posted February 10, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 ahahhahahahahthat's so funny.Where do you find these jokes? Friends email them to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 IDK about your sources snakeman but I get most of mine from my Mother! She was accused by a co-worker of sending porn around the office! LOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted February 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Wherever you get them, they are brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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