Members snakeman Posted February 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted February 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."ahahahsooo funnythat'd be quite the MOUTHFUL. yuck-o =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted February 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Nice pic snakeman. What flavor is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members snakeman Posted February 25, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Nice pic snakeman. What flavor is that?Thanks Pappy. It's an Banded Egyptian Cobra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted February 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 That is both beautiful and lethal looking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members snakeman Posted February 26, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 That is both beautiful and lethal looking!Yes she is very lethal. She is the best looking Banded that i have seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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