Members snakeman Posted March 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter:A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ...Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins ? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted March 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted April 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 LOL. I needed that after the night I was having. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted April 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 OMG!!!!ROFLMFAO hard!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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