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1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by

getting someone else to hold the vegetables while

you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the

toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut

yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing

the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will

prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct

tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40.

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an

electrical problem.

Daily thought: some people are like slinkies - not

really good for anything .....but they bring a smile

to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Damned if those don't work!!!!!!!!!! Good one TQ!!!!!!

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OMG - these are too good....I know some slinky people....

Don't you just hate slinky people? Oh wait...that's another thread....my bad....

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