Members ToyQueen Posted June 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables bygetting someone else to hold the vegetables whileyou chop.2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting thetoilet seat by using the sink.3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cutyourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducingthe pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock willprevent you from rolling over and going back to sleepafter you hit the snooze button.5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose oflaxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and ducttape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40.If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got anelectrical problem.Daily thought: some people are like slinkies - notreally good for anything .....but they bring a smileto your face when pushed down the stairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted June 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Damned if those don't work!!!!!!!!!! Good one TQ!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toohotcatmom Posted June 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 ROTFLMAO.....OMG - these are too good....I know some slinky people....Don't you just hate slinky people? Oh wait...that's another thread....my bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted June 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 To Fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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