Members pappyld04 Posted June 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Spotted in a toilet of a London office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRSIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHERSTEPS WILL BE TAKENIn an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAININGBOARDOutside a secondhand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFEALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESSSpotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CARSeen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOORNotice in a field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGESMessage on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONSOn a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted June 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Silly brits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Twist Posted June 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Silly brits Ahem! *points to location* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted June 4, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 You know, I have to thank you. These posts of yours usually make me laugh and brighten up my days a bit Though, I wonder where you find these things. Is there a central site, or do you just surf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted June 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Ahem! *points to location* Me, too. It's so great to have you here. How did you find TT? We are lucky you did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted June 5, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 You know, I have to thank you. These posts of yours usually make me laugh and brighten up my days a bit Though, I wonder where you find these things. Is there a central site, or do you just surf? Constant surf, search, linking. Since I don't sleep much I may as well be doing something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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