Members pappyld04 Posted June 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 No Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and theylived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not veryproficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buychicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and indesperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show herthighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again shedidn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken andunbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcherunderstood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to thestore... (Please scroll down) What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaksEnglish! Now get back to your emails. I don't know about you sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted June 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 *rofl* So simple, yet one of the best jokes I've read in a while! Thanks, pappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 To funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mystofpric Posted June 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Oh Pappy, you always make me smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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