Members jaxxy Posted June 17, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door,Massages my back and begs to do moreOh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobswho owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted June 17, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 haha. i laugh because I find it true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted June 17, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 LOLThat's SO true!! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jennycherie Posted June 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 too funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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