Members pappyld04 Posted July 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Redneck pick up lines1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a lightswitch away 8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can makeyer bedrock10) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went intothis cheap motel room11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoonAnd the best for last13)Your face reminds of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up#2 was removed by me due to it's subject matter which would detract from the overall humor here. Sorry folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted July 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Pappy,I've printed these off and will keep them in my purse. Because believe it or not, these will WORK here in Georgia!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted July 27, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Pappy,I've printed these off and will keep them in my purse. Because believe it or not, these will WORK here in Georgia!!!!!!Heck, I've some of them used on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted July 27, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Oh, my...I've actually heard some of those... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted July 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Don't forget, and yes this has actually been used "if you were a plate of gravy and I was a biscut, I'd sop you up." Fit that into number two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Don't forget, and yes this has actually been used "if you were a plate of gravy and I was a biscut, I'd sop you up." Fit that into number two. That's a lot better than the one that was given! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted July 29, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Ok, now I'm just horribly curious If you won't put #2 up on the forum, will you pm it to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted July 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Ok, now I'm just horribly curious If you won't put #2 up on the forum, will you pm it to me?Make that PM it to us. Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted July 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 #14: Is your body named VISA, cause it's everywhere I want to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted July 30, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Thanks and OMG, I know why you didn't post it. Still funny as hell, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 I'm glad you ladies see why I chose a small form of censorship there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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