Members pappyld04 Posted August 17, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 AT THE BEEP..." 10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your nameand number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you'restill with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you. 8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device.After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling....and I'll think about returning your call. 7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speakvery slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. 6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If youare my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enoughmoney. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, Ihave LOTS of money. 5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here.So, leave a message. 4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message,I'll call sooner. 3. Hi. Now YOU say something. 2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me amessage, and if I don't call back, it's you. 1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, andI like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we'redone brushing our teeth, we'll call you back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted August 17, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members HezRae76 Posted August 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Too funny!! I'm off to record a new answering machine message now! Wonder which one I should use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Switch em up and see if any of them get more calls just to hear the message! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 OMG!! I gotta change my voicemail!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 I had a feeling you'd be up to something Tyger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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