Members pappyld04 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 You might be in Education if..1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior.5. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.6. You think people should be required to get a government permit to reproduce.7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge".8. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.9. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.10. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.11. You want to choke a person who says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."12. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Pappy, I knew I got in the wrong line of work!! I guess I will have to start college at the ripe ole age of 45!!haha Thanks, this is a great one!!Peace,Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 You might be in Education if..1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. 2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior.5. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.6. You think people should be required to get a government permit to reproduce.7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge".8. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.9. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.10. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.11. You want to choke a person who says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."12. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so guilty! I am sending this to all my teacher friends LMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I really like the idea of a Valium salt lick!! I need one of those dealing with my own kids at times!! My daughter most of all!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I really like the idea of a Valium salt lick!! I need one of those dealing with my own kids at times!! My daughter most of all!!!!!Hell I want one just for shits and giggles! I guess we should drop that idea in the teachers lounge suggestion box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I get a lot of these feelings just as a camp nurse/counselor.... I would NEVER be able to survive being a teacher! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I so agree, Pappy!! I would walk around with a smile on my face all the time! Now, where did the suggestion box go??hahahahaHell I want one just for shits and giggles! I guess we should drop that idea in the teachers lounge suggestion box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I think the Teacher's lounge is no holds barred IMO We can ALL bring a little something to the party! KWIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I knew I loved you for a reason! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I knew I loved you for a reason! LOL! Back atcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I do believe you are right, Sun!! Sounds like fun and can't wait for it to open!!! Damn, I want to get in this damn teacher's lounge!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 You are in remember??? Do I have to post it to remind you???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Back atcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I know my application was approved, but I want it openned for business!!hehe Sun, I know you want to review my application again, but calm down!!hahahahaYou are in remember??? Do I have to post it to remind you???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 LMFAO are you humping my... ankle??? ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I know my application was approved, but I want it opened for business!! hehe Sun, I know you want to review my application again, but calm down!!hahahahaI am perfectly calm... Plus I know it's in your gallery and I have reviewed it.... um a couple times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 You perv, but I like that in you!!heheI am perfectly calm... Plus I know it's in your gallery and I have reviewed it.... um a couple times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 You perv, but I like that in you!!heheI'm sorry, you like what... in me?(OK I better stop... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 The perv and anything else you want!!haha JK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 LLMFAO are you humping my... ankle??? ha ha ha I think it was Tyger that said we need some more smilies!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 She is a wise woman! Smiles make the world go round, but laughing makes us all in a better place!!I think it was Tyger that said we need some more smilies!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 The perv and anything else you want!!haha JK!!ALRIGHTY THEN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zakdad Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 ALRIGHTY THEN!!!!Just kidding, Sun! I just wanted to make you have a little giggle!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Now that I seem to be able to post them I'll have to update my smiley post! I found some new ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Just kidding, Sun! I just wanted to make you have a little giggle!!DON'T WORRY! I know it's all good! It worked... a little blush too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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