Members Shariana Posted October 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brianmichele Posted October 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 That's a good one...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted October 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members vanilla_bean Posted October 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Copied and forwarded! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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