4th Wedding

[Tyger]

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day

and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown

for her fourth wedding.

'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type

and color dress are you looking for?'

The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this

the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more

appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for

those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean.

Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice.'

'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's

directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite

appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain

as innocent as a first-time bride. 'You see, my first husband was

so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into

our hotel. 'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight

in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding

annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.'

'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.

'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for

four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how

good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'

[jaxxy]

Good one but I already posted it and it was a republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[12GAUGE]

Good one but I already posted it and it was a republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

REPUBLICATS

[mystofpric]

Good one but I already posted it and it was a republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

thats true, and i think bill clinton proved that he'd go ahead and do it.