Members synirr Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Someone posted this on another forum and I just had to share, it was too funny. I already ordered my copy, haha!Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Written by Hannibal Lechter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 OMG! Too funny!Who is going to tell sweetguy I'm giving up swollowing?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 jesus christ, have you seen some of the stories in the reviews? "This book has really helped the cuisines that I make for me and my family. Now when I want a blowjob my mother has no reason not to help because she knows that the flan will be all the sweeter with my cum.""I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it!"i think im going to be sick, i hope they are joking... also, if i remember correctly, semen tastes like bleach mixed with vomit. lol why did i click that link, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 i think im going to be sick, i hope they are joking... also, if i remember correctly, semen tastes like bleach mixed with vomit. lol why did i click that link, Well, if the semen you swallowed tasted like that, that man must've been sick, or into some gross food combos! LOL Sorry to hear that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 The reviews sound like people just BSing.Its a joke, guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted November 25, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Haha, yeah, I love how so many people went along with the joke in the reviews. The book obviously isn't serious but claims to be, and the reviews took the same approach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Well, if the semen you swallowed tasted like that, that man must've been sick, or into some gross food combos! LOL Sorry to hear that! he insisted that i was just being overly dramatic about it, and that the taste was the same as any other guy. i wouldn't know since i have nothing to compare it to, and i dont intend to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 HAHA, i love teh reviews by people who were offended. After just seeing the title, why would you keep looking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 LOL so funny I think there was a member who put it on her oatmeal and cheerios! Remember her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted November 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 got a glazed donut recipe for them, lolEWWW nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Finger licken' good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted December 3, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I tried to fry some last night just for kicks, but the pan hadn't heated up enough and it spread out too much before it started cooking so it burnt. I'm sure we'll try again, I'll keep you posted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted December 7, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 I tried to fry some last night just for kicks, but the pan hadn't heated up enough and it spread out too much before it started cooking so it burnt. I'm sure we'll try again, I'll keep you posted! Sounds tricky! Did you get it perfected yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted December 8, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I tried to fry some last night just for kicks, but the pan hadn't heated up enough and it spread out too much before it started cooking so it burnt. I'm sure we'll try again, I'll keep you posted! Blech! Now i love me some semen but I'd have to throw out the pan, my kitchen (well kitchenette right now) is scared! I'm down with sex everywhere BUT my kitchen. When I have a reall kitchen and I'm strolling around teh house naked (it's a habit) I always get dressed before going in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted December 8, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 LOL Suzy... admittedly trying to fry semen may be going a little far, but the boy regularly ends up cooking bacon while naked, so eh. (I keep telling him not to... seems dangerous to me!)I got my book, and it's HILARIOUS!! We'll be trying some of the recipes as soon as we're both motivated enough to do so, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted December 8, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 LOL Suzy... admittedly trying to fry semen may be going a little far, but the boy regularly ends up cooking bacon while naked, so eh. (I keep telling him not to... seems dangerous to me!)OH THE BURNS!!! Buy him an apron for christmas (festivus), for safety reasons at least! OH the hygene! Remind me to NOT invite you guys over for bacon....... lolIf you do try any of the recipes, please, go buy a second set of cheap cookware! OH THE HUMANITY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted December 8, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I suppose it would make you absolutely squirm to know we made eggs immediately afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted December 8, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I suppose it would make you absolutely squirm to know we made eggs immediately afterwards? ugheck! Actually it's okay. I hate eggs any way! At least tell me you washed the pan, cooked semen must be gross, but burnt sperm have to be vile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinky Twinkie Posted December 10, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 ugheck! Actually it's okay. I hate eggs any way! At least tell me you washed the pan, cooked semen must be gross, but burnt sperm have to be vile!I'll stick to mine being fresh and raw but it taste best in a smoothieGlenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 10, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I'll stick to mine being fresh and raw but it taste best in a smoothieGlennIt's not sushi, but it's the same idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinky Twinkie Posted December 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 It's not sushi, but it's the same idea! I guess on a bed of vinager rice and a dab of wasabi wouldn't hurtGlenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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