Tyger Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student namedChandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Whosaid 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his handup.'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shallnotperish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln,1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.Chandrasekhar,who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,''Who said that?' she demanded.Chandrasekhar put his hand up.'General Custer, 1862.'At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to theteacher,'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you sayanythingelse, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' MichaelJackson to thechild witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,'Oh shit,we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "The American people, November 4,2008." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kama Posted December 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 I'm going to throw I'm Indian in here too...saw that joke on an Indian forum once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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