Members jaxxy Posted March 27, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, she stayed at her mother's house, and was very nervous.Her mother reassured her:"Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.""Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!""Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted March 27, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 HA! Nice! I'll have to send this one to my SO, he'd appreciate it! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smile4Me Posted March 27, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Hehehehe, that's too funny! Don't forget to tell the LAMO joke! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted March 28, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Thanks Jaxxy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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