Members pappyld04 Posted April 2, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Women Are Evil By Nature...> > A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured>alluringly> > to the bartender who approached her immediately. She>seductively> > signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he>did, she> > gently caressed his full beard.> > 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with>both> > hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.> > 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,>running her> > hands beyond his beard and into his hair.> > 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there>anything I can do?'> > 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,>running her> > forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple>of her> > fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.> > 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.> > 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, handsoap,>or paper> > towels in the ladies room.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted April 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 hahahahahahahaha I gotta remember that trick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 :lol: Thanks for my morning laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members pappyld04 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Mom sent that one to me! I don't know if it is a warning about girls now or just a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 sometimes you guys just make it too easy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Thanks lady! Now I know why she sent it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 5, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Good one! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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