Tyger Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over abridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying inwait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?............A rectum stretcher?And just what does a rectum stretcher do?""Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. Iwork from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowlybut surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic Ticket $95.00Court Costs $45.00Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS For everything else, there's MasterCard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shdowulf39 Posted July 29, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 now that was a real good one.I'll have to remember that the next time I get stopped.the 135 dollars sure will be worth it.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted July 29, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TopCat Posted July 31, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 And where's the fire ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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