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Start with a 69 and after a bit work your way down. He'll have your pussy to occupy his mind for a bit. You might get a little ass play yourself.

Talked to a guy once at a shop while I was getting tatt work done and he was picking up a ONE OUNCE ring for his PA. He said his GF didn't like it and when he pee'd he'd ruin the bathroom unless he sat down. He said if he had to do it all over again he would'nt do it. I wouldn't think about doing it.

I like any of um that eventually end up on the floor !!!!!

Not too long ago I figured out I had a little over 30k hours behind the wheel by myself at work. I don't trust anybody but atleast at work if a trainee is driving they have to do everything I tell them to do. The SO is too distracted and doesn't do anything I tell her to do (my problem though). Even had to talk to the shrink about it.

It would.... Would it make you hot if I laid you face down and lightly kissed you from the back of your neck to your inner thighs, then all the way back up ending with my hard dick between your legs.

I've been riding since I was 12 (turned 50 a couple days ago). I've owned all kinds of bikes including "Crotch Rockets" but only have put my own life in danger doin stupid shit. I think age has alot to do with it. I know when I was younger mortality wasn't a factor in my thought processes. "The older you get, the smaller your balls become". Fortunately most states have made stunts on motorcycles criminal offenses rather than just a fine (if they can catch them). It's Fucktards like the one Tyger delt with hard on the rest of us.

I'm on FB and so is the wife. She's asked questions about people she didn't know but that's it. She can talk to whomever she likes. Not an issue with me. I HATE all those stupid games though. Don't play any of them.

Walgreens here stocks the "Ladies Personal Massager" next to the mouthwash isle. )

Thump him in the nuts

Makes pissin off the back porch kinda dangerous

And it's not even his. The guy is not a sportsman. Talk to the owner and tell him fucktard is fishing it out.

Oh to be a fly in your ointment :}

Not at work...Split my pants once bending under a bus with the passengers (all female) right behind me. When I'm off...no drawers.

The Bunny Ranch !!!!!!!!!!! Probably the standard FMF. Done it a few times but still !!!! Wait...FMFFFFF outdoors....alot

I'm hoping "Penile elongeal girthemic syndrome"

Sahweet. Definately a work of art. I collect mostly folders and autos. See alot of fixed blades and that's a collector. You'd have to be an idiot to use it.

OhNo....another NJ woman.....welcome

And where's the fire ?

Blowjob, vaginal and anal and it costs about 50 bucks more !!!!

What, no video ?

Congrats and best wishes

"Good girls don't do that" . No telling how many relationships that has killed.

The movie "Shallow Hal" comes to mind. If your not too shallow, you don't have to look too hard to find the "sexy" in anybody.

Leave all of those guys alone. You can never fix them or change them. THEY are the one's that are fucked up. Move on. Love finds you. As for orgasms, Get good toys and relax. Karma will catch up to you.

Just so happens..........