Danceinthesheets

Well, I have been pretty lucky to not get caught BUT......I CAUGHT MY MOM AND DAD DOING THE WILD THING ON THE SOFA IN THE FAMILY DEN one time when I came home from college!!!!! LMAO! They weren't expecting me until the next day. Pretty funny to see my mom's expression (like a deer in the headlights) with my dad looking rather irritated that I ruined his "moment."

Thanks fellas!!! I am such a tease...LOL

I recently shared this with a friend and thought I would share with others. I enjoy writing and I invite others to write short riddle-like descriptions of sexy topics!!! "...she had found what she was craving...at last...just the sight of this magnificent form was too much to handle...she could feel her heart pounding in anticipation...her eyes perused from top to bottom...she lovingly wrapped her fingers around it...waiting for that right moment..she was dizzy at the thrill...she opened her mouth and slowly worked her tongue from it's firm base to it's very wet tip...hmmmmmmmm ...she was thoroughly enjoying her new found fetish......a double chocolate ICE CREAM CONE!!!!"

.....I am guilty of it but he's not my SO....

ABSOLUTELY!!!! Would it make you hot (or hard...whichever the case may be) to do a slow, teasing dance, rubbing my body with oil and bending over so you could get a nice view of my wet inviting pussy...she would be purring for sure!!

Welcome! I like your sign-on name..I LOVE to play too!!!!

Juniper, the REAL sex organ is YOUR MIND sweetie...I agree with RC...relax..enjoy the good feelings it brings to just allow yourself to explore...sometimes it is the quality of the JOURNEY that brings us to great heights! It took me some time to find my best approach to an orgasm...and sometimes I think the journey keeps changing on me..LOL! Some women get off with using the heel of their hands just pressing over the clit rather than fingers...and add a vibrator or vibe bullet...ALWAYS gets me "happy"!!

Welcome to our SEXY and sometimes DYSFUNCTIONAL group!!! LOL

Minky-Lou is on to better things no doubt...smart girl. Which makes me think,,ever notice that A LOT (or maybe MOST) of us on TT are in mid-life years??? What's THAT tell ya?! We need HELP...LOLLLL!!!

I am jealous TTPW!!! I belong to what they call the "Itty Bitty Titty Club"....not much there to see OR GRAB! LOL!!! (so I don't think my bumps would excite anyone... )

Welcome to our sexy group! Wish I had a SO who was "well-equipped"...LOL! You two sound like the PERFECT matched set...awesome!!! Looking forward to your posts too.

I enjoy a good Margarita made with Jose Cuervo Tequila shaken with ice, salt on the rim, topped off with lime slices..hhhhmmm (Since my trip to Aruba, I have also enjoyed a "Slippery Monkey" made with vodka, coconut rum, Kahlua, cream, banana and splash of chocolate blended with ice...a great dessert drink!!!)

I am going through a break-up with my SO. Plan to work through the summer but will "celebrate" my freedom at one of the mid-Atlantic beaches late September with a heterosexual female friend. We hope to be-friend some nice fellas while there. Ahh..sunbathing, wind-surfing, dancing, hiking, drinking margaritas......

Nurses have always been depicted as sexy women coming into patients' rooms to give them a sponge bath wearing tight-fitting outfits, and high heels. What is your image of a nurse? And do you feel a man being a nurse is as sexy as a woman who is a nurse? Do you think your career in life is sexy (example, fireman, police officer)? I am a nurse of almost 30 yrs and have often been victim of sexual remarksno matter how professional I act. I think we can thank the porn industry in part for this, and a bit of human nature. I think the idea of being cared for, and "cared" for kind of go hand in hand in fantasy. Nurses for the most part walk in at your most vulnerable, take your life in their hands, and do their best to keep you safe, and see you get well. I have to say, even my most attractive patients, have the same "hospital" smell that definitely eliminates me from wanting to put on my "naughty nurse" outfit! LOL! I also think the image will continue to be a stigma as long as there are Halloween costumes and "sexification" of the role in media. I do believe that patients are able to separate out the fantasy and the reality when they are in the hospital, and to date I have only had one true "letcherous" guy that I had to have a chaperone with. And I am NOT a buxom blonde with a 23" waist! Nursing is an attitude, and its image is propagated through the actions of its members. I just try to keep professional, and expect the respect I deserve...

I came across an article written by a divorced man coming out of a heterosexual marriage (sorry, cannot remember the specific source). He wrote about what he felt he did wrong that contributed to it and had some advice for those men who are still in a heterosexual marriage in hopes to help them avoid the same "demise." He addressed different aspects of marriage including SEX. WHAT he wrote about sex was very succinct and sensitive...it really hit a cord with me and hope it also does for you. This is what he said: BE WILLING TO TAKE HER SEXUALLY. To carry her away in the power of your masculine presence, to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully. "Wow"...a guy who actually "gets it"...right ladies?

Aww, "Hipsweetie"...the BEST way to convince your bf is for YOU to video YOURSELF in the middle of a really hot-and-bothered masterbating moment and then show him. He will get so aroused (I guarantee it...wink, wink) that he couldn't refuse.

WHAT are your measurements sweetie?! I love a good challenge! (although you probably wouldn't want a MILF)

I have found that if my partner licks me slowly from the inner aspects of my knee, up the thigh, to my pussy, I get tingly and instantly wet! THAT makes me purr...

Well, if I lived near you, I would certainly be a volunteer! That has been a fantasy of mine too...two girls pleasuring each other (we know what we like!) with a male audience..then we girls would suck and deep-throat your cock like a popsicle...cocksicle LOL! And once you're horny enough you can make us moan in delight!!! Mmmmmm...makes me wet just thinking about that.

I can tell that you like the word "dildo"...you've used it 4 times since this conversation started. LOL!

I like new toys but sometimes it is fun to "recycle" my old ones....like to invent new ways of using them! Can be a real cost-saver!

Gee Bigcock, a new friend has provided some assistance in the matter (wink...wink): he will call me up in the a.m. asking "whatcha doin" and just the sound of his voice makes me feel dizzy...I start to get all wet and horny....he told me about a WONDERFUL dildo to buy-and-try....soooo I JUST MIGHT!!! Hubby would LOVE it!! LOL

I really like to romp in the sheets in the morning hours...before the stresses of the day ruin the mood! Unfortunately, my hubby is not available most of the time because of his work schedule. Soooo I get a little frisky with myself and can enjoy a good rub of the breasts and clit...that always sends me in a sweet frenzy!