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  1. Susan James
    Let's hope he doesn't have a tremor, seizure, or a pelvis like Elvis.
  2. Susan James
    Uncut might be fun if you want to dock your cocks together. Also the anticipation of that cockhead poking out from behind that foreskin as it gets hard. You do know that dicks have a ticklish head.
  3. Susan James
    What if you carry her like a six pack?
  4. Susan James
    You might get a hernia trying to carry her to bed.
  5. Susan James
    It jizz what it jizz. Sometimes I get hard when the wind blows.
  6. Susan James
    If at first you don't succeed , try , try again. My kind of women on a mission.
  7. Susan James
    Why would you ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes?
  8. Susan James
    The perfect trifecta. Sucking, fucking and loving every minute of it. What would your mother say if she knew what you were up to? Don't stop now.
  9. Susan James
    Don't stop now. No one likes a quitter. Start with a well greased tip pressed up tight to your bung hole. Remember the first thrust is the deepest. Once that massive is cock is buried up to the balls in your ass you will ask yourself why did you wait so long.
  10. Susan James
    A matching his and her set. The purple gem will match his purpled headed warrior of love dick head.
  11. Susan James
    Vlad the Impaler.
  12. Susan James
    Ceiling? Forehead? Church pew?
  13. Susan James
    Looks like he's got things in the right hole!
  14. Susan James
    Saliva, KY, crisco, oil or axle grease will all do in in bind.
  15. Susan James
    Gently used. Free to a good home.
  16. Susan James
    You do know the name for hemorrhoids is piles. Hence the term pile driver.
  17. Susan James
    And why not?
  18. Susan James
    Ah screw that. Just ram it in there. You might hear banjo music while you squeal like a pig.
  19. Susan James
    Doesn't want your pussy! Does a dog want a bone? A cat doesn't want catnip? A crack whore crack? He wants your pussy like a blind man dreams about seeing again.
  20. Susan James
    Just make sure his knob is well lubed or you might get brush burns on your boobs.
  21. Susan James
    My pleasure or most likely yours.
  22. Susan James
    You'll get a PULLitizer Prize for this novel. It just earned the Golden Woody Award.
  23. Susan James
    Hope you don't get a cramp in your mouth from an all day BJ. I'd hate to see you suffering from cockjaw , I meant lockjaw.
  24. Susan James
    It will give you pleasure as he pumps his pecker between your breasts as he plays with your nipples. If you're lucky you might even get some jewelry like a pearl necklace.
  25. Susan James
    Whatever trips your trigger. If it makes you happy and horny go for it. Find a way to stick a conversation with your wife about your extracurricular activities. Hey you never know what the stranger in your bed enjoys if you don't talk. Just don't stretch your cock too long or or it might be a foot long but thick as a pencil.
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