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Listen, Eddy, you are NOT alone. Most women who've had more than one sex partner (or just the one), have come across men that are considered "small". I have too. A couple of them actually. I even married one! Though he's my ex, and we had some terrible fights, I never once hit him below the belt, so to speak. I would NEVER, in a million years, stoop so low to insult the man's penis size, even in a fight. That's just cruel. I started to fall really hard for a man that I could barely feel inside of me (we dated too short of a time for me to fall fully), and he broke up with me to go back to his ex, not because of his penis size. I loved his personality, humor, and he had some awesome oral skills. "Porn stars" are a fantasy. Yes, they may have large dicks, but hey, porn is a VISUAL thing, and to go with the fantasy, goes a large cock. Not everyone can be Peter North. I agree with the other posters. It's not a penis size thing, it's a relationship thing. You have a complex due to what you feel is "big" or small. So, therefore, you are blaming your sexual issues with a small penis. It's just NOT so, darlin'. If you're as attentive as your posts indicate, then it's NOT you. She sounds like she is angry and resentful of something, and is lashing out where she knows it will hurt you the most, your sexual ego. I'm sorry to sound so negative on your wife, which you claim to love, however, that's how I see it. Let me just tell you that people that truly love each other, don't insult their known weaknesses or insecurities. In fact, they make extreme efforts not too, especially in the heat of an arguement. Please don't feel embarrassed. You are who you are. You were made a certain way, and you can't help it, and you should NOT be ashamed either. You sound like you make up for anything you feel like you're lacking with effort, willingness to please, and oral skills. If she can't appreciate that, then she has more issues than you probably don't know about. Best wishes.

I have several butt plugs (and I've had sex in a store too!! LOL). TPBM has an extensive porn collection.

I've seen some really good reviews other places, and I'm glad to know that our Sex Educator approves!!! I now know it's a good product, and the other raves weren't just lip service! Thanks for the info!

Sometimes it just great to go back to basics!

I'm watching a show on HBO, about porn stars, and how real they really are. Like, did you know that Tera Patrick doesn't like to watch porn, and she is boring in bed (her words, not mine), and that she likes to have the lights out when she makes love to her husband? Brianna Banks wanted to be a runway model! Nina Hartley breaks down what a REAL scenes go like. Heather Hunter is breaking into becoming a writer and a rapper. Most of the adult stars that you know and recognize are on this show, and at the end, you get to see them fully clothed, and then the naked stills of them after that. Wow!! What a different! I even got to see Jenna Jameson too!! Porn is a fantasy world, made up of big boobs, big hair, long nails, and blondes, however, it's nice to know that the people that are in porn, are just like you and I! They worry about school, kids, bills, clothes, and so on. It was a great show!!

YAY!! I hope you like it, and let us know how it goes!

Here comes a barrel of…BANANAS!! If 1-girl-2-guys action is your thing, than you will LOVE this 4-hour collection of clips of nothing but the “extra banana”. Yes, the movie has a-peel, with all sorts of different types of scenes, and no “slip-ups” either! You have banana splits, banana sundaes, banana pies, lots and lots of bananas! Start going bananas with Alien Bananas, and go from there onto a session on the couch, paybacks, blue fantasies, scenes from the early 90’s, playing doctors and nurse, something for motorcycle enthusiasts, and, yes, even a few commercial breaks (for adult phone lines & condoms) you definitely have a large variety to pick and choose from. Movie clips from such adult films like “Betrayed By Beauty”, “Emotions”, “Implode”, “Hidden Desires”, “If You Only Knew”, “The Wedding” (which I did a review on that whole DVD), “Unlovable” (another I did a review on the full DVD for), “Unconscious”, “Another Woman’s Eyes”, some with no specific films that they belong too, “Watcher 11”, and many more! You have clips ranging from high quality, to scenes that were obviously low budget on this DVD. With stars like Evan Stone, Savanna Samson, Tawny Roberts, Miko Lee, Voodoo, Briana Banks, to tantalize and tease, there are romantic scenes, down & dirty scenes, or just plain getting it on, this DVD is sure to have something for everyone’s tastes! So, you decide, how would you like YOUR extra banana? The bonus disk is called “The Glass Cage”, and that’s 90 minutes long. Starring Kobe Tai, Vince Voyuer, TJ Hart, Sindee Coxx, Mark Davis, Chastity, and more, this short film starts out with 2 girls going at it at a dinner party, with the guys watching them go at it with tongues, fingers, & toys, and just goes from there… This film is cute, in a cheesy sort of way, but it’s got some great sex, close ups, and HOT bods, even if the dialog and plot is lacking. But, hey, it’s a bonus, so it’s all good! Second Banana anyone? June 2008 DVD of the Month

Here comes a barrel of…BANANAS!! If 1-girl-2-guys action is your thing, than you will LOVE this 4-hour collection of clips of nothing but the “extra banana”. Yes, the movie has a-peel, with all sorts of different types of scenes, and no “slip-ups” either! You have banana splits, banana sundaes, banana pies, lots and lots of bananas! Start going bananas with Alien Bananas, and go from there onto a session on the couch, paybacks, blue fantasies, scenes from the early 90’s, playing doctors and nurse, something for motorcycle enthusiasts, and, yes, even a few commercial breaks (for adult phone lines & condoms) you definitely have a large variety to pick and choose from. Movie clips from such adult films like “Betrayed By Beauty”, “Emotions”, “Implode”, “Hidden Desires”, “If You Only Knew”, “The Wedding” (which I did a review on that whole DVD), “Unlovable” (another I did a review on the full DVD for), “Unconscious”, “Another Woman’s Eyes”, some with no specific films that they belong too, “Watcher 11”, and many more! You have clips ranging from high quality, to scenes that were obviously low budget on this DVD. With stars like Evan Stone, Savanna Samson, Tawny Roberts, Miko Lee, Voodoo, Briana Banks, to tantalize and tease, there are romantic scenes, down & dirty scenes, or just plain getting it on, this DVD is sure to have something for everyone’s tastes! So, you decide, how would you like YOUR extra banana? The bonus disk is called “The Glass Cage”, and that’s 90 minutes long. Starring Kobe Tai, Vince Voyuer, TJ Hart, Sindee Coxx, Mark Davis, Chastity, and more, this short film starts out with 2 girls going at it at a dinner party, with the guys watching them go at it with tongues, fingers, & toys, and just goes from there… This film is cute, in a cheesy sort of way, but it’s got some great sex, close ups, and HOT bods, even if the dialog and plot is lacking. But, hey, it’s a bonus, so it’s all good! Second Banana anyone? June 2008 DVD of the Month

You can take turns using it on each other, or like Aiden said, put it in both of you, and thrust against each other.

It all depends on your hair. I have dark hairs, and I can usually see the hairs juuuuuust below the skin, smooth, yet still visible, like the roots. The only way to get rid of that look is to wax. No matter what kind of shave cream or razor you use, you will still see the roots. They're there, right under the skin, shaving doesn't get rid of it. It's uber noticable to us, the freshly shaven, however, with the lights low, I've never had any man complain about it, so I wouldn't worry too much about it at all.

The Lucid Dream #14 ROCKS!!! Also, the Blue Swirl Glass Dildo is really good too. I usually need something very firm to rub my G-spot juuuuuust right. Vibes don't really matter, for me, so long as I have some clit stimulation (via bullet) goin' on. Lucid Dream #14 Reviews The Blue Swirl curved glass dildo Here's a pic of The Blue Swirl one, since the Lucid Dream #14 is already pictured for ya!

I am sooo sorry hun, I know how frustrated you are. It's hard since he really doesn't seem to care too much about anything, so it's hard to punish him. I have no idea what to tell you on that one, except that I would keep to the "you're not respecting me or my stuff, so NO, you can't use it". If he wants something bad enough, he can earn the money to buy it, IMO. Obviously, he's masturbating.....a lot! So, why not buy him some cheap lube, and give it to him and tell him that when he runs out, he can buy his own now (there's no age limit to condoms and lube). Thankfully, your new chest has a lock on it, so I would hide the key (and NOT in your underwear drawer). LMAO

I really wanted to see this, but the channel it's on, doesn't come in well on our cable. So, I hope to get them on DVD.

Grab your skis, and take a trip with Adam & Eve Productions, along with Ultimate Pictures, and let’s go into the Big Bear mountains and reminisce about way back when, when good friends were plentiful, and times were happy. Get away from it all to a mountain range in the wintertime, and enjoy not only the beautiful scenery, and the gorgeous bodies, which look great in cold weather gear, but even BETTER naked! Carmen Luvana stars in this Adam & Eve DVD, with several familiar adult stars such as Steve Drake, August Night, and Steven St Croix just to name a few. All these people get together, with one thing in common, they are either friends, or are somehow related to “Greg”. He leaves behind his daughter, “Lucy”, and his finance’, “Rita”. Greg dies just a few weeks before the wedding. Greg’s best friend, “Frank”, who was there when Greg died, Gwen, his most trusted advisor, and the executor of his will, “Beverly”, who’s Greg’s ex wife, along with her current hubby, “Wendell”. They all love to do it like snow bunnies whether they’re inside, just going inside, or even out in the snow. Gorgeous scenery and sets make this quality DVD more than just body eye-candy. You see all sorts of scenes, from FF, to couples, and with the couples, there is more of a romantic feeling to it, being that they have to help warm each other up first (in more ways than one!). Find out who gets what from Greg’s will, and who gets what in where from everyone else! All this action’s enough to make the snow melt and have summer come in blazin’ hot! You also get some great bonuses, like 2 bonus scenes, behind the scenes (which is very funny) and a few other tidbits to check out. *Throws a snowball*

Always a good idea to check and make sure that other reviews haven't already been done for a toy. IF there is a review for the one that you've reviewed, PLEASE POST IT as a reply to the ORIGINAL poster's review. Thanks!!

Of course I found something else!! LMAO I guess they can't ALL be winners. But, hey, what I may not like, may be FANTASTIC for someone else!

I would highly recommend that you check your state's worker's rights laws. Now, depending on the company you are working for, there are just some things that they CANNOT tell you to do. Such as remove a small necklace when others wear them blatantly. Unless offensive to the majority, they can't do that. Unfortunately, tongue rings are a usual no-no in most "professional" settings. However, getting one of the retainers is usually acceptable, since they can't be seen. So what if they don't know you still have it? You will encounter (as you know now) that some employees have more lax rules than others, depending on seniority, status, and how they get along with the boss. It's a fact of life. Highly unfair, but it's there. If this is a corporation, you NEED to go over your boss's head and demand a sit-down, whether you leave or not. Either way, they're making your life hell, to get you to leave, and for your health and peace of mind, (and I'm not usually the one to say give up), but I would recommend that you leave, and REPORT their ass!! Including maybe even contacting the media and the BBB of your area. Standing up for yourself is always a good thing, but being beaten up for it, is NOT!!!

THE HORTH WITHPERER Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

No, not a strange request at all! I don't really care to SEE anal sex a lot either, and sometimes skip it. However, on many sites, including this one, there is usually a slight description of what the movie may contain, including anal scenes. Look for the ones that don't have them. Now, this isn't a guarantee, by any means, because, anal sex is a growing LIKE amoungst many people, so, you may have a hard time avoiding them all together. One of my all time favorite movies is Island Fever4!

*Don't you hate it when you get a new box of toys, and you start your period? *Don't you hate it when you are counting on someone to do something, and they don't keep their word? *Don't you hate it when you want to wear something specific, but it's in the dirty laundry? *Don't you hate it when you have company, and your dog decides to fart....A LOT?? *Don't you hate it when you are holding a friend's baby, trying to help them out, and the baby gurbs all over you? *Don't you hate it when you're at someone's house and discover that you are severely allergic to their cat (when you have pets of your own)? *Don't you hate it when you're talking on the phone, and THAT'S when everyone in your house decided they NEED to talk with you, after ignoring you all day? *Don't you hate it when people use you and then drop you cuz your usefulness has run out? *Don't you hate it when people are hypocritical?

OMG!! I busted out laughing when I read that. Sorry!!! Well, I too have a touchy gag reflex AND a well-endowed hubby, so, I can't deep throat him well at all. Anyway, I'm glad y'all found humor in it, and he wasn't offended. What got me laughing so hard was the bleeeeeeeeech you wrote!! I'm very visual and I can' hear/picture things, so that was a great added effect.

See Rob? I told you shee needs a raise!! LMAO

Pink Penetrator/Shoku Shōku means “iris” which is a passionate flower, so, I was excited to get this toy with the same name. Pretty in pink, this is a dual stimulator, with a small, pointy clit stimulator as well as s thin, small phallic looking vibrator, about the same diameter as my pinky finger. I was a bit skeptical, seeing how small this toy was, but, trying is believing. And, I believe my first assessment was spot on. After washing the toy, and allowing to fully dry, since this toy isn’t waterproof, I was able to get a feel for it. The vibe and clit stimulator is very bendy. The separate hand controller attaches to the toy via a small cord that is wired into the bottom of the toy. Inserting the 2 AA batteries from my stockpile of batteries into the hand controller, and slide the button up, and notice that the vibes have a great range from low to HIGH. The vibes are pretty strong, and I do like ‘em strong, but this toy was extremely loud and rattled all over the place. Holding the very bottom of the toy itself, where the bullet inside is located, helped cut the noise down considerably. This was a great clit stimulator. I could feel the other part inside me, barely. More like a nagging tickle actually. I thought “why did they even bother with this part of it?” though. I was sorely, yet not surprisingly, disappointed with this toy. This flower really wilted for me. I give it a one paw twitch only. P.P.

HOw many batteries does it have, are they hard to load? Is it loud? What kind of material is it made of?

I absolutely wash my sex toys when I first get them, even the glass ones (they aren't porous, and don't hold bacteria and don't smell). You never know who's touched them from creation to packaging (not that I think they're all nasty), but, I just do it cuz it's just the "thing" to do that makes me feel "safer" and cleaner, if YKWIM.