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False, that was yesterday! LOL TPBM loves leather lingerie.

Yes, sometimes I get the leg cramps during a particularly intense orgasm. Sometimes I can work thru it, other times, I yelp! LOL

Well, I was!!! LOL TPBM has a great sense of humor!

I'm sorry that you're upset. But, if he was as controlling and negative as you say, then you deserve sooo much more. Sometimes, it can take years to get past the hurt feelings and wounded egos, to be able to be mature enough to be friends. But it can happen. It just takes time. My recommendation would be to just leave him alone. No e-mails or phone calls. Leave him be. And don't talk with him if he calls you or e-mails either. You both need time to heal and adjust. To learn how to be better people without each other. IMO, you did the right thing for yourself.

A few of my friends have found love online too. That's great that yours is a wonderful success story! Thanks for sharing it with us!

OH, absolutely!! I am glad for any warnings whatsoever. It's always better to be informed than to say "I had NO idea that could happen!!"

No offense taken! LOL I agree. I am super paranoid about my daughter, and will end up in jail for kicking someone's ass if I even suspected them of peeping. Or, if they're brave enough to do it at our house, I have 2 blue heelers that will attack them good! It's always good to be aware of stuff. Some people don't even think what pervs will do cuz they just don't think like that. It's sad that we have to do so.

Now, darlin', you know I think you're special, sweet, and just an all around sweetie!! But, did you ever think that maybe, just maybe that, as wierded out as you felt kissing your long-time friend, that maybe he felt as confused as you? Give him a few more days. Though, I do agree that he should've at least called to say goodbye, I'm assuming that you have his e-mail? Send him one. Make it casual, something like "I had a great time with you when we went out. I hope you had a safe trip back and was a bit bummed that you didn't say goodbye. But I'm sure your friends and family kept you super busy! E-mail me as soon as you can please." Short, sweet, and to the point. Best wishes!

That's one reason why I really don't regret getting back together with my ex (who is now my ex husband), and finishing off our relationship. I DO regret marrying him, and had a few friends that KNEW he was cheating, and never told me (our friendships have never been the same since). However, I was glad that we had the chance to give it a go, and not overly shocked that it failed.

With all of the gas prices going up, and with the way that gas stations report "drive offs", please be sure that both your license plates are on your vehicles. There was a report on the news that people are stealing plates, going to the pump, and driving off. So, the REAL owners of the plates get in serious trouble because their plate was used in a robbery. So, just do a quick check that your plates are all there. If one is missing, report it to the police IMMEDIATELY. Don't wait!!

Thanks! I'm glad you were actually able to read it that way and understand it LOL (and is it bad that I was actually able to write it that way??? Hmmm)

Hi there. I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE your SN!! Very clever!! I'm sorry that the other dual action didn't work for you. Now, I did notice that the measurements on the one you have are 8.5" long, and 1.5" in diameter. I'm assuming that this is a bit too big and thick for your tastes? I tried and reviewed the High Octane Magic Fingers Dual Action Thrusting Vibe. The measurements for this are a bit smaller, at 7" long, and 1.25" in diameter, and I had no problems with pinching. Notice how rounded and gentle the ribs are where the thrusting is on the shaft. In fact, this thing is awesome. Expensive, but, for what it does, well worth the investment. Definitely look over the shopping site, and take advantage of the product reviews as well. Each person has different tastes, but chances are, you will find a reviewer that has similar tastes to yours, and hopefully, that will help you pick the perfect dual action for you. Best wishes!

The first time that I really, really fell in love, was when I was 14, and it was with my now ex-husband. I broke up with my First ever BF to be with him. We dated on and off for 3 yrs, and lots of drama later, we got back together in 1995, and married in 1999. Unfortunately, we had gotten back together due to unresolved feelings, and he loved having me as his trophy wife. I found out his ego was more important than I was, and I divorced him 9 mos after our wedding.

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.) After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. *Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget

I think He's Unhappy.....AN ACTUAL LETTER TO THE PASSPORT OFFICE Dear Sirs; I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! I apologize. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this BS! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my [bleeping] address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals workin' there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my butt on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another [bleeping] copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the [bleeping] place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bleep-bleeping morons). Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off! Signed ? An Irate @#$% @<$ Citizen. P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 .. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang. Now I have to get someone 'impo

Glad to see you're back....love the pics!!

What a cute idea for a gift! Cute!

Looking similar to another vibe I tried a while ago, yet different in its benefits, this Doc Johnson Candy Curves is smooth, firm AND flexible which comes in a pretty hot pink color. Made of TPR material it’s waterproof, non-toxic, and hygienically safe. It’s also made in the USA. The shape kind of reminds me of a rocket ship, with a sort of pointed head tip to it. I’m seeing the possibility for anal and vaginal use here. Getting out my 2 AAA batteries I inserted the batteries as instructed by the little indicator stickers placed strategically inside the vibe, I twisted back the cap back on, and got…..nothing. Hmmm….So, not one to give up, I took a chance and switched the batteries around, and, yes, we have power! So, the indicator stickers on my particular vibe were placed on incorrectly. Hey, it happens. Easy turn of the dial give me low to moderately high vibes, with the bullet in the tip, so it has more direct vibes for those like me, that prefer that. Not overly impressed, I start to play, and with a length of 8.25”, and diameter of 1”, this toy’s not a shrinking violet, but, again, the vibes, for my personal tastes, were a bit lacking. I also prefer a thicker vibe, for a fuller feeling, but this did get very deep inside of me, which was nice. Grabbing a bullet, I was able to thrust myself to O land and in the “pink”. I’ll be trying this baby anally very shortly, but, for now, this was a disappointing experience overall. It gets 1.5 Tyger paws out of 4. Do you want Candy?

Like ‘em basic, soft, waterproof, inexpensive, and semi-lifelike? Then this Pipedream vibrator is for you. Perfect for beginners, it’s easy to use, latex & phthalates-free, “Fanta-flesh” (aka jelly) vibrator has a simple to turn dial controller. Vibes range from low to really high, which is impressive power for the 2 AA batteries (not incl.) to put out. This toy is a bit on the loud side though, even with the jelly sleeve insulating the vibe. I got the purple one, which is my favorite color. From it’s lifelike shaped-head to the vibe controlling base, this toy measures a little under 8”, but insertable length is about 5”, diameter is about 1.5”. The jelly has “give” to it, like real flesh does too, and the shape of this vibrator is like an erect cock, complete with raised veins and balls. The jelly cock is slid over a basic, silver vibrator, and is easy to clean with warm soap and water, which you will want to do, because upon opening this toy, the rubbery smell was overwhelming. Don’t be surprised if, when washing, or even using, that the sleeve slides off if the inside gets wet. After all, the vibe is smooth, and the jelly getting slick makes it hard to keep on the vibe. Also, being that it’s jelly, lint & hair will be attracted to this toy like a magnet, so, take care when setting it down, patting it dry, & storing it. This toy was really nice to use. It felt great, filling, and the vibes were strong. It felt pretty real, sliding in & out of me, with the nice, soft balls banging against me, like the real thing, and I loved the ease of the vibe controller. No extra buttons to worry about, or accidentally push. If you want a great starter vibe, or just to go back to basics, then this one is a great choice. I give this toy 3.5 out of 4 Tyger paws. Easy & Insexpenive Simplicity

Well, my DH is gone for his week-long stint at work. But, even if he was home, with gas prices the way they are, we're staying our butts home!!!

I love glass toys!! Glad you're "with us" now! It's nice to be part of the Glass Clan! LMAO

Welcome to the site!! Feel free to peruse the rest of the Adult Talk forums, and you will find lots of useful hints, tips, and advise. You are not alone with the needing clit stimulation to get off darlin'. Most of us ladies do!! It's not "your fault" or "his fault", it's just the way most women are wired, damn the luck!

Welcome!! Glad you got "sucked in"

Welcome to the forum, and I hope you like all the info here!

I thought it was 5?