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I just got PMed cuz A "Guru" should say more than my last post. But, I needed a cold shower again!! I agree that no toy can replace a real-live person. However, the topic was about clit pumps, not clit sucking. Though, not to down that, cuz sucking it, and Guess The Song is truly wonderful!! LOL Clit pumps create a steady suction, that no person can continue. Plus, you're in control of how hard the suction is. Using something specifically designed for that is the best option. The man can do the suctioning with the toy, watch it, and the woman can lay back and feel the sensations, so it can be a joint effort! What fun!

I have that song stuck in my head now... Sorry this toy wasn't as dreamy, & it set sail without you. Were these nubbies comfy?

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Well, I don't know what doctors Howard has heard about, but all of the doctors I've seen have asked me how my sex life is after baby (especially right after our daughter was born). And they stressed how important it is not only for me and my husband, but for us as a family to regain some US time. Maybe that's a sign of the times. Doctors now a days are recognizing the importance of a healthy sex life for the mother and father! YAY!! With the divorce rate climging, and the stress it brings, I think doctors are trying what they can to make couples aware of different options for even everyday issues, which is GREAT!!! I was in the same boat you are in now. I had some health issues right before and after our daughter was born (in 2003). I just DIDN'T want sex!! I was nursing (which, no matter what anyone says, takes A LOT out of a woman, energy wise!), and the primary care giver to our daughter. Hubby worked long hours, and the last thing I wanted to do was sacrifice some sleep time, especially since our daughter didn't sleep thru the night for over a year! I was on birth control for nursing mothers too. I think it was a combo of everything, really. Plus, I felt as though my husband could do more to help me with the baby. At least lemme get a solo shower for crying out loud! Once I talked with my GYN, and my husband about helping me allow myself to be ME as well as Mommy, things progressively got better. When I ran out of the BC, we used condoms AND foam (which we still do until his insurance kicks in in 2 mos!). So, those may be a bit inconvenient, but I know that doubling up like that, the risk of pregnancy is practically NIL, which is a BIG worry for me since I don't want anymore kids. We still have lots of fun, even with the momentary foaming and condom wrapping, so, if it becomes a part of your sex life, it really doesn't seem like a huge deal after a while. Does any of this sound familiar? Talk with your OB about switching BC methods. There are several out there, besides the Pill, for you and your husband to try. The new IUDs are a lot safer, patches, rings, all sorts of things for you to ask about. I'm planning on getting Merana (sp?), which is a form of an IUD. I've heard great things from the Mommies on another board I belong too. Best wishes!

It all depends on how much stretching was actually done, and how fast you heal. Generally, a couple of days, for me and hubby, if we get rather, um, aggressive!! LOL

Welcome to the forum!! I hope you enjoy the site!! As far as your question, clit pumping is very similar to penis pumping. The main idea is to enlarge the clit, making it more sensitive, and, of course, more pleasure for the woman. It increases the bloodflow, and makes the clit, temporarily, larger. I would use something specifically designed to the function of clit pumping. Anything else could pump the clit too hard, too fast. This should be done fairly gradually. Something that's not designed to do so can cause some serious OWIES! There are a couple of them on this site. Check them out with you and your wife!! Have fun!

Lights, camera……edit? Directed by AVN’s “Hottest Director”, Brain Xin, and produced by Vivid, here comes Rough Draft. Visualize with Savanna Samson, as she pictures her friends, Faith, Sandra Romain, Tia Tanaka, Roxy DeVille, Scott Nails, Christian, Jerry, & Pascal St. James, as she writes her script for an adult film, which her editor keeps on changing on her. She just gets a scene tapped into her computer, and he calls, wanting something completely different! There is just no pleasing this guy! Savanna pictures herself as the main character in many of the scenes, which include MF, FF, & a 3-some. Lots of great close-ups, toys, facials, and oral fun are all in this film to treat the most picky porn-viewer! The music reminds me of the jazzy “your on hold” music, or even elevator music, which was ok. The scenes start out in semi-slow motion, and get more real time as the first scene progresses. Some even have a more romantic sensual feel to them as well. There was only one scene that I didn’t care for really. The sex and oral was great in this particular one, however, the cum shot, where she gets mostly on & in her mouth, after he’s spent, she plays with it in her wide open mouth, which, for me, was not something I really liked seeing. But, that’s just me. The threesome scene was pretty intense too, and hot hot hot to watch! The pierced raven-haired gal just LOVED getting fucked, sucked, and tweaked! Hot girls, and hot guys, with varieties of piercings, tattoos, and builds are perfectly yummy to watch! Great colors, basic scenes, no real dialogue (except the dirty talk that inevitably follows) are in this 2006 production. This DVD even has a bunch of fun extras, including 5, yes, 5 bonus scenes from other Vivid films! This film was fun and hot to watch, and I loved all the bonus features too! There's even a break where you see THE END, but then, her phone rings again, and yet ANOTHER edit is demanded! It was rather funny too. I love a little humor in porns!! Edit Rough Draft today!

Welcome DRAGONMISTRESS!! I hope you enjoy the site and have fun with us!!! Love love love the name!!

OK, I need a cold shower now!! LMAO

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror her husband pulled into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. 'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved along side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh , yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?' 'Nope.........just when it's raining

This toy looks very interesting! I love the swirls!

Add one more reason that bullets are just soooo awesome & versitile!!!! Great review!

Gotta love the BLING!!!

DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm pr ogram the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good. RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature' private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons. IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing. POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. BELGIAN CORPORATION You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy. FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow . Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow. CALIFORNIA CORPORATION~DUDE! You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegals. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

*Groan!!!*

I have to agree, just saying "too big" isn't overly specific. Was the extension too long, to wide, or was it just that she wasn't ready for it fully? There are, of course, different lengths of extensions, so it's really hard to point you in the right direction as to what to do/get if we don't know what you have, and what she thought/felt was wrong with it. Not only that, but it also takes practice to use extensions. You obviously can't FEEL the tip, so you don't know if you're "bottoming out" (hitting her cervix) unless she tells you. It's like learning how to have sex all over again! Women's vagina is meant to STRETCH, so, it just may take her some time to get use to the feeling of a larger cock inside her, especially where she's use to yours without the extension. I would suggest, if it's not causing her PAIN, that you practice, practice, practice, and, as Thurisas said, use lotsa lube! Lube with foreplay before hand (or cock), will help her feel a lot more pleasure & relax her! I will give you lots of praise though, for wanting to please your wife. Many men would take her comment of wanting her lover to be a bit more endowed rather badly, and get pissed off about it. You, however, have shown that you really want to please your wife. And, I hope you know that she doesn't mean that she wants another lover, and I hope she appreciates your efforts!

I've learned something today! *woot*

It's great that you're comfortable with your own body! It really is! I saw a similar episode. This woman thought that she had an overly large labia. Her labia's length also made sex uncomfortable.....that's the one I remember seeing anyway. Not only was sex uncomfortable, but she was so self conscious about it, that she had issues with it in every day life. Which, for people that don't have this problem may sound silly. I mean, nobody can SEE it, right? Well, if you THINK that there's something really wrong with you, it tends to show in every aspect of life. She may not have announced that she had a "big labia", but she was really bothered by it inside, so it reflected outside, make sense? THIS can be the problem, so, therefore, she wanted to have the surgery to feel "normal". She may have even had a previous lover tease her about it, or make her feel "odd". Who knows? Think of it as like someone having a huge mole on their nose, very noticable, and it may be very bad for their self esteem. People see it, they make mean comments as people shouldn't, but do anyway. They're self-conscious about it, and they think that all people think of them is The Mole Person. Chances are, they will either get it removed as a child, or, if their parents couldn't afford to do so, that will be their goal as an adult. Same idea. We haven't walked a mile in her shoes....or would that be labia? Anyway, we don't know how it felt, or how she REALLY felt, so it may be hard to understand. However, I think that if she feels better about herself as a woman, she's not hurting anyone by getting it done, sex will actually be FUN for her and her hubby, and it boosts her self esteem, then she had good reasons for doing so, don't you?

It is definitely mind over matter. Most men LOVE the way a woman smells and tastes down there, it's just how they're geared! If you're a clean person, are healthy, and wear clean clothes, then you have NOTHING to worry about. As far as what you heard from your brothers, many men, like many women, compare about past lovers, in different ways. Sometimes they embellish, or tell tall tales to either make their shortcomings their lover's fault, or just stretch the truth. If it's brothers, then they're probably doing some sibling "I'm better than you aaaaaaaaaaare...." kinda thing. Men are more crude when it comes to comparing though. But, it also depends on the crowd, if you KWIM. What many guys don't realize, is, that if they're putting down some girl because she's too "easy" or too "frigid", THEY THEMSELVES probably had something to do with that, and that they're putting themselves down for being lousy lovers as well! So there. If your BF wants to go down on you, let him, you might like it!! You just need to relax, and keep thinking to yourself, that if he didn't want to do that, he wouldn't offer to do so! You need time to educate yourself on not only what to do, but what you LIKE too! It's not like just because you're born with genitals, that you KNOW what to do! It takes time. Let your BF teach you what he likes, and when he does something that YOU like, let him know, so he can do it again! It takes time, effort to teach and be taught, on how to be a good lover, to actually BECOME one! Relax, have fun, and try not to over think it!

Welcome to the Review Team! What a great first review! Glad this worked out so well for you. Just a couple of questions: I see it came with a bullet, how was that? Was it loud, powerful, did you use it, was the bullet waterproof, and, how many batteries does it take? OK, so that was more than "a couple"!! LMAO

Welcome to the board, and I hope you take some time (or a lot of time), and read over a lot of the forums that you think will pertain to you and your hubby. Good luck, and, again, welcome!!

There are several dual bullets out there. I have something similar to this one, which offers you 3 types of bullets, 2 of which you can use at the same time. Dual play stimulating kit bullets I've tried these, and these work pretty well. Dual bullets Dual actions vary, with rotating beads, remotes, and other fun stuff. Go for one that seems simple to use, and doesn't have a lot of buttons, for your first one, that way, you and your wife can get use to them. Have fun!!

Canker sores no, however, you will want to be careful if you or she get a cold sore, avoid any oral play during this time. Everyone has a type of oral herpes that causes cold sores, which CAN in fact, be transferred to the genitals. They never thought it could, but recent studies shows that it can. It's great that you're so concerned and thoughtful about this. Kuddos to you!!! Best wishes!!

I also agree. Women are very lucky if they have someone that knows what they're doing in the bedroom and are able to cum several times to a man's one. One good clue is when you feel her muscles tightening and squeezing your cock in waves. She may not be able to let you know verbally, but, if you really watch your wife, and see her reactions, you'll learn to know. Or, you could ask her to tell you when she's about to cum. If she can't verbalize it, then watch & learn! Best wishes!

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