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*laughing* Loved it -- great review.

Welcome to TooTimid!!

Welcome to TooTimid!!!

Can’t decide on a toy color? The Impulse Rod takes that decision away. Made of clear plastic, the entire vibrator is see-through! The shape is neat and simple, but what my husband and I thought was cool was being able to see all the innards of the toy. Not that I’d want all my toys transparent - being so kinda takes the “magic” from it; you can see where the vibes come from, instead of just having a brilliantly colored wand that mysteriously gets you off. But it is neat. The base of this vibe holds the control pad in the front and the battery chamber in the back. Engraved into the plastic is a diagram to show which direction the three AA batteries need be inserted. Fit can be a bit awkward, but once you figure which battery to insert first (back right), the others fall into place easily. The control pad has three buttons: F (function), OFF, and ON. There’s also two sets of lights, to show which of the different vibration patterns and vibration strengths it’s set to. Press the ON button (shaped as an Up Arrow) to be set automatically in Function 1, a solid vibe. Press it repeatedly and watch the lights climb as the level of vibration increases from 1 to 10. Pressing F steps up to the next function level. Levels 2 through 5 are the same repeating pattern involving all ten strengths, but each level increases in overall speed. PROs (my opinion): It’s different looking, being clear. It has lights so my husband is amused in the dark. It’s powerful enough to give me good lovin’. CONs (again, my opinion): The battery installation can be a pain the first time, til you find the trick. The buttons are super sensitive, so there’s the possibility of accidentally changing your grove during the MOST inopportune time. It’s not waterproof, so clean-up needs to be done cautiously, or else water can get into the buttons easily. And although it didn’t bother us, it’s quite a loud vibe. DECISION: Though not a toy I’ll use on my own, in my husband’s hands, this one’s a keeper.

Hahahaha! Loved it!!!

*giggle*

You're adorable! (Please take that the good way in which it was meant, and not condescending, how it kinda sounded! )

Welcome!

Yay you!! We use it almost every single time. I'd rather use it, even if it's a "just in case" measure, than go without and pay for it later by being raw or uncomfortable. It just makes things easier... slickerier... and more funner.

That's too funny! I have a friend who loves both tattoos and monkeys, so I just sent it to him as his "Dream Tattoo." *snicker*

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Speedy recovery!

That's very sweet. We just recently planted 11 trees... *thoughtful smile*

*rofl* So simple, yet one of the best jokes I've read in a while! Thanks, pappy.

You're lovely! Thanks for sharing with us!

Welcome!! (Lovely sentiment, pappy!)

Just wanted to say it looks great! It was a nice new look to log into.

Welcome to TooTimid!

Ahhhhahahahahahahaha... Oh my gawd, bean!! F*cking hilarious! *giggle* I'm not sure if I'm giddy or terrified that I'll hear these again when Thurisas plays them tonight. *laughing*

Ditto here... I check the forums a few times quickly throughout the day, but I really only take the time to "sit and relax" in the chat at night. There's usually a big crowd nightly, starting at least around 5PM EST and still going past 10PM EST when I drag my butt off to bed!

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scoops! (I have ice cream on the brain...)

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*laughing* Oh my gosh, Mikayla.. the visuals are great. Hehe!

*rofl* I'm dull... I figured the lion would eat them all and thus be the only one to be able to get the banana! Can I blame my error on the heat melting my brain? Hehe! I love these things...